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[[File:hotswedishgirlsba6_7217hotswedishgirlsba6 7217.jpg|frame|Some very pretty [[You Fail Geography Forever|Danish]] girls.]]

A sort of generic northern blend of Norway, Iceland, Greenland, Sweden, Denmark and Finland. <ref>In a few truly horrible examples, Sweden and ''Switzerland'' are conflated, even though Switzerland is Alpine, not even vaguely Scandinavian. The same thing occasionally happens to Denmark and the Netherlands.</ref> Everyone is liberal, [[People of Hair Color|blond]] and absolutely gorgeous. The streets are clean, the people are intelligent and creative, it always snows, they have Ikea and saunas, and the area pumps out an amazing amount of hot foreign exchange students (both male and female) with cute accents [[Anything That Moves|to tempt American high school students]]. The chances of meeting a pair of beautiful, buxom, blonde twins who won't rule out a [[Twincest|Twincestuous]]uous [[Twin Threesome Fantasy|threesome]] with any given tourist is [[Europeans Are Kinky|uncannily high]].