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{{quote|'''Obi-Wan:''' We're messing up the GM's plans again. He probably had this whole city mapped out.
'''GM:''' No, you guys have been great for my improvisation. [[Indy Ploy|I've learnt not to plan ahead more than ten minutes.]]|''[[
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'''Player''' ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Out of Character]]]'': Champion of Light huh? So that explains all the stupid stuff going on lately. I ask the Prophetess where my Signet is to be found....
'''GM''' ''[as Prophetess]'': Ritualist Timon, your Signet may be found in the ruins of the Tower of Theurgy, guarded by wards only your hand may breach.
'''Player''' ''
'''GM''' ''[looking confused]'': Okay....
'''Player''': I then ritually Geas myself to never set foot within the area represented on the map, lest I instantly die.
'''GM''': WHAT????
'''Player''' ''[addressing the Prophetess]'': Looks like the war has been called off...
'''GM''': ''*sobs quietly*'' }}
{{quote|I just blew up my first gate. I'm not sure why I did it, really. I am not playing by the rules anymore.
|'''Rose Lalonde''', ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
{{quote|Heck, as far as I'm concerned, the presence of players is a necessary evil at best. I think most [[Game Master|gamemasters]] will agree that their world functions significantly more smoothly before the PCs ever show up.
|'''Redcloak''', preface to ''[[The Order of the Stick]]: On the Origins of PCs''}}
{{quote|'''The Mouth of Sauron:''' Is there anyone amongst this rabble with the authority to-
'''"Aragorn:"''' Yeah, let's speed this up. (''[[Off
'''DM:''' What? [[Aggressive Negotiations|You attack him? During parlay?]] What is wrong with you guys? This is the third time you've killed someone during negotiations!
'''"Legolas:"''' And yet they keep falling for it! It's hilarious.
'''DM:''' You're supposed to be a king! Can't you at least ''pretend'' to be one for a few seconds?
'''"Aragorn:"''' If I hadn't shot him Legolas would have.
'''"Legolas:"''' He's right, too. I was just about to [[Calling Your Attacks|announce my attack.]]
'''"Aragorn:"''' What's the big deal? So he's dead.
'''DM:''' I have like, four pages of dialog written for him.
'''"Aragorn:"''' Oh now I'm ''really'' glad I killed him.
|''[[DM of the Rings]]''}}
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{{quote|I’d like that my players showed that much initiative but in the same time I really don’t.
|a [http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p{{=}}1063#comment-56 comment] on ''[[Full Frontal Nerdity]]''}}
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