Once Killed a Man with A Noodle Implement: Difference between revisions

* ''[[3rd Rock From the Sun (TV)|3rd Rock From the Sun]]'': "I should warn you that I have killed men with everything from a steak knife, to a penny dropped from a skyscraper!"

* [[Badass Labcoat|Professor Mordin]] from ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'' once killed somebody with "farming equipment."

* In ''[[The Chronicles of Riddick]]'', upon coming across several guys menacing his friend Kyra, Riddick threatens to kill the ringleader with a teacup. [[Not Hyperbole|And he does it.]] As the dead guy's friends stare in disbelief, he takes out a ''sardine can key'', and sets it, slowly and meaningfully, on a nearby rock, then gives them a look that clearly says, "Who's next?"

* An elderly woman repelled two robbers (who were carrying axes) by whacking them with her handbag.

{{quote| '''Germany:''' I once killed a man using a grape and his own mustache.}}

* ''[[Red vs. Blue]]'': Church relates how Tex once beat a man to death with his own skull.

'''Church:''' That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming. <br />

'''Flashback!Jimmy:''' [[Share Phrase|This doesn't seem physically possible!]] }}