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Only Revolutions
Written by: Mark Z. Danielewski
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First published: September 12, 2006
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"Yes, maybe it's time to move on. Spare some our hurt before the World retakes what we always elude when we run."

Got one? Good.

Now, add in liberal amounts of poetry, a few freeform jazz riffs, plenty of wordplay, two hundred years of American history, more than a pinch of adolescence, a dash of teenage angst, some love, a spoonful of sex, a dollop of confusion, a can of rage, three teaspoons of yearning and a book's worth of sheer beauty.

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Only Revolutions (2006) by Mark Z. Danielewski, of House of Leaves fame, follows two parallel narratives spun by sixteen year olds Sam and Hailey. Immortal, they go on a roadtrip across America spanning two hundred years filled with adventure, romance and heartbreaking moments. That is, if you can understand it.


This book provides examples of:
  • Arc Words: A few, including variants of "allways sixteen", "everyone loves the dream, but I kill it" and "boooooooomblastandruin".
  • Chekhov's Gun: The pots of honey.
  • Double Sided Book: A tricky palindrome of a novel, you can start it from either cover.
  • Eyes of Gold: Hailey has this, with flecks of green. Sam has the opposite, green with flecks of gold.
  • Immortal Immaturity: They are, after all, "allways sixteen".
  • Mind Screw: As with all Mark Z. Danielewski works. However, this one is more complex in the way the prose is written and less the plot.
  • Narrative Poem: Quasi-example. It reads similar to a poem, but it has no meter or joining characteristic, making it fit in the blurry area between a typical novel and a narrative poem.
  • Painting the Fourth Wall: Haven't you noticed? The letter "o" and certain words are always typed in green or gold. Also, THE CREEP and all instances of the word creep are always in purple.
  • Post Modernism: Definitely.
  • Title Drop: Near the end of both sides of the book.
  • Unconventional Formatting: It's a Mark Z. Danielewski novel, what did you expect?
  • Unreliable Narrator: Both of them. The same story is woven, but Sam and Hailey's accounts differ, often showing themselves in a sympathetic light.
  • Unstoppable Rage: Sam and Hailey both have this.