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{{quote|'''Man:''' It was a bullet, wasn't it?
'''Forrest Gump:''' A bullet?
'''Man:''' That jumped up and bit you.
'''Forrest Gump:''' Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a [[Million-to-One Chance|million dollar wound]], but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
|''[[Forrest Gump]]''}}
{{quote|''"Yeah, kind of a Easy Company tradition, getting shot in the ass."''
|'''Unknown Easy Company soldier''', ''[[Band of Brothers (TV series)|Band of Brothers]]''}}
{{quote|'''Dr. McNinja:''' I see. You're refusing to leave without me.
'''Death:''' I'm afraid so.
'''Dr. McNinja:''' Well, I'm sorry, but all those bullet holes.... [[
|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
{{quote|'''Sophie Western:''' "Mr Jones, your arm is broken!"
'''Tom Jones:''' "Indeed, madame. But I have another, to walk you home."
|'''[[Tom Jones]]'''}}
{{quote|'''Mal:''' The leg is ''good''. Lots of bleeding, and we avoid any unnecessary organs.
'''Guard:''' I was thinking more of a graze...
'''Mal:''' Well, we don't want it to look like you just gave up.
|''[[Serenity]]''}}
{{quote|'''Chief Hubbard:''' [referring to Foley, who was recently shot in the arm] What is that man doing here?
'''Axel Foley:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|Bleeding, sir.]]
|''[[Beverly Hills Cop]]''}}
{{quote|''"Flesh wound? Flesh wound? They're all flesh wounds! No one ever says "Ooh look! I've just been shot in the bones, but it missed my flesh completely!"''
|'''Ayatani Zweil''' considers this trope, ''[[Gaunt's Ghosts|His Last Command]]''}}
{{quote|''"The Others are hardy; one warrior removes his own spine and uses it as a bludgeon. I wondered how he remained standing and had movement in his limbs, but it didn't seem to bother him."''
|'''[[Roger Ebert]]''', reviewing ''[[Night Watch (novel)|Night Watch]]''}}
{{quote|''"Did you actually think a single bullet to the shoulder would kill me? I always thought you were smarter than that..."''
▲{{quote|''"Flesh wound? Flesh wound? They're all flesh wounds! No one ever says "Ooh look! I've just been shot in the bones, but it missed my flesh completely!"''|'''Ayatani Zweil''' considers this trope, ''[[Gaunt's Ghosts|His Last Command]]''}}
|'''Acastus Kolya''' after Sheppard expresses surprise at his survival, ''[[Stargate Atlantis]]''}}
{{quote|'''Kevyn''': Casualties?
▲{{quote|''"The Others are hardy; one warrior removes his own spine and uses it as a bludgeon. I wondered how he remained standing and had movement in his limbs, but it didn't seem to bother him."''|'''[[Roger Ebert]]''', reviewing ''[[Night Watch (novel)|Night Watch]]''}}
'''Shodan''': Sergeant Wenzi and private Ng are stable. No other casualties to report, sir.
'''Kevyn''': Really? What about your arm?
'''Shodan''': I'm currently left-handed.
'''Kevyn''': (frowning) Your right arm is ''missing''.
'''Shodan''': It is ''not'' missing. It's fused to a bulkhead on Deck Twelve
| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', 21 August 2016 }}
{{quote|'''Frank''': So you've forgotten how much "fun" you thought the realistic firearms rules from the old "Ccyberpunk" game were, huh?
▲{{quote|''"Did you actually think a single bullet to the shoulder would kill me? I always thought you were smarter than that..."''|'''Acastus Kolya''' after Sheppard expresses surprise at his survival, ''[[Stargate Atlantis]]''}}
'''Shawn''': ''Darth Maul'' didn't become ''Darth No-Legs'' from 2d8 points of damage.
|2=''[[Full Frontal Nerdity]]'' [http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=417 08/17/2010]}}
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