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{{quote|'''Herald:''' I am a herald, of course, I swear I am, and I come from Sparta about making peace.<br />
'''Magistrate:''' But look, you are hiding a lance under your clothes, surely.|''[[
See also [[Something Else Also Rises]], [[Double Entendre]], [[That's What She Said]].
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== Comics ==
* A variation from ''[[Whatever Happened to
{{quote| '''Hooker:''' I could break your heart for $50.<br />
'''Metallo:''' ''(Rips open shirt to reveal a grappling hook where his heart should be)'' I doubt it. }}
* Lampshaded in ''[[X
{{quote| '''Cable:''' Did you go to a bar with a ''grenade'' in your pocket?<br />
'''Deadpool:''' Or am I just happy to see you? }}
** Played with again in an issue of a later volume after taking a [[Groin Attack]] which hurt Black Widow as well. See the Page Quote. Cue Black Widow trying to hold laughter in.
* An issue of DC Comics's series ''[[Young Justice (
* In ''[[Top Ten|Top 10]]'', after getting knocked into Dust Devil, Jackie Phantom says "That had better be a derringer in your pocket," to which Dust Devil replies, looking insulted, "Derringer?"
* In ''[[Earth X|Universe X]]'', Venom (Mayday Parker) and dad [[Spider
== Fan Works ==
* No, it never does occur in ''[[Harry Potter]].'' but as Makani demonstrates, [http://makani.deviantart.com/art/harry-and-ginny-that-one-part-29065414 it should have.]
* Mai said it concerning a Lightforce Sword in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
* Inverted and subverted in the same line in ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh GX the Abridged Series]]''.
{{quote| '''Alexis''': Is that an erection in your pocket or are you just a tennis ball?}}
* This seems to be a theme in ''[[Doctor Who]]'' fanfiction; of course, the [[Power Perversion Potential|potential unconventional uses]] for sonic screwdrivers don't really help.
* Subverted with [http://vanhinck.deviantart.com/art/Nice-Girls-Don-t-Date-Psychos-103792231?offset=0 this] picture of [[The Joker]].
* Parodied in ''[[Kyon:
{{quote| '''Tsuruya''': Is that the end of the world in your hand or are you just happy to see us? }}
* [http://cosmicduckling.com/spirk/Kissing_by_Farf.jpg This] ''[[Star Trek]]'' drawing.
* In the ''[[
{{quote| '''Light:''' You're hard. <br />
'''L''' (thinking): No, I'm not. That's just the gun in my pocket. }}
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== Films ==
* ''[[Its Pat]]'': When asked if Pat has a banana in a pocket [[Or Are You Just Happy to See Me?]], Pat simply whips out a banana and says "I, uh, have a banana in my pocket."
* ''[[Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]]'': "Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Rabbit, natch.
** It should be noted that the rabbit is very obvious and her voice makes it abundantly clear it's sarcasm. Eddie immediately ask her to "cut the comedy".
* An interesting use in ''[[Ace Ventura]] Pet Detective'': First Ace feels what he thinks is a gun while Lois Einhorn tries to seduce him, and points it out ("Your gun is digging into my hip."). But later, when he learns [[Gender Bender|who Einhorn really is]], Ace gets promptly [[Squick|squicked]] and begins to cry "It wasn't a gun! ''It wasn't a gun!''", with the Boy George song "[[All There Is to Know About "The Crying Game"|The Crying Game]]" playing in the background.
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== Literature ==
* ''[[Discworld]]'' has the old Troll pickup line, mentioned in ''[[Discworld
* Cawti, visiting [[Dragaera|Vlad Taltos]] in his bedroom, noticed a bulge in the blanket and asked, "Is that a knife in your hand, or are you happy to see me?" Vlad answered truthfully, "Both."
* In a moment that's a beautiful microcosm of the series of as a whole, Elaine, [[Dresden Files|Harry's]] former girlfriend that he spent most of his life thinking he'd killed, returns suddenly with a "Hello Harry, is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Magic, noir mystery, Harry being a nerd, and Jim Butcher's fantastic sense of humor, all in one line.
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{{quote| '''Gift Shop Girl:''' Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just having a really good time?<br />
'''J.D.:''' Actually it ''is'' a roll of quarters. ''(takes it out and shrugs awkwardly)'' Laundry day... }}
* In ''[[The X
{{quote| '''Movie Scully:''' Is that your flashlight, Mulder, or are you just happy to be lying on top of me?<br />
'''Movie Mulder:''' My flashlight. }}
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{{quote| '''Mulder''': That's my penlight. <br />
'''Scully''': Really? I thought a longstanding curiosity had just been satisfied. }}
* Even ''[[Pee
* Lord Flasheart does this to himself in series two of ''[[
* Used in ''[[Pushing Daisies]]'', though without the exact line. After {{spoiler|Olive kissed Ned}} in a previous episode, Olive tries to make light of the awkwardness between them. When they bump against each other, she says "This is... what it is, isn't it? Unless that's not a rolling pin under your apron." Ned, of course, reaches under his apron and produces a rolling pin. Olive is ''quite'' the optimist, it seems.
* Half-used in an episode of ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' where Carter and O'Neill are lying together for warmth.
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'''Michael:''' A Chunky. ''(takes Chunky candy bar out of his pocket)'' }}
* Similarly in ''[[The Thin Blue Line]]'' - PC Maggie Habib is getting into character for an entrapment operation, and uses the line on PC Kevin Goody - a naive manchild type character with a crush on her. After collapsing in embarrassment, he replies that "Actually, it's a Curly-Wurly" (chocolate bar)
* In the ''[[3rd Rock
* Played with (again) in a fairly recent ''[[Robin Hood (TV series)|Robin Hood]]'' TV series:
{{quote| '''Marion:''' Why Robin, is that Sir Guy's sword in your scabbard?<br />
'''Robin:''' No, I'm just happy to see you! }}
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{{quote| '''Woman''': Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?<br />
'''Man''': Both. *Shoots her* }}
* Lampshaded slightly in the series ''[[Alien Nation (TV series)|Alien Nation]]''; a neighbor of Detective Matt Sikes gives him a plate of poached trout for dinner, in gratitude for an act of kindness that Matt didn't remember performing. He then visits Newcomer neighbor (and inevitable romantic interest) Cathy, who greets him teasingly at the door; "Well, Matt, is that a fish in your hand or am I happy to see you...no, that didn't come out right."
* Subverted in an episode of the short-lived series ''[[The Commish]]''. In a dream episode set in an old crime-noir setting, the main character pulls a gun out of his pocket. To which, the femme fatale responds, "That was a gun? I thought you were just happy to see me!".
* Happens in ''[[Bones]]'' when Booth and the title character go to a strip club, and the woman that they're questioning gives Booth a lap dance. He insists, "That's my gun." He does, however, send Bones away at the end of the scene.
* Played with in ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]''.
{{quote| '''Dean:''' Oh God, please let that be a rifle.<br />
'''Jo:''' (holding a gun to his back) No, I'm just really happy to see you. }}
* In the climactic scene of the third episode of ''[[
* On one episode of the mock talk show ''[[Night Stand With Dick Dietrich]],'' two guests were competing for a free plastic surgery; a woman with a huge nose and a man with a tiny penis. Over the course of the show they fell in love and decided they didn't need the surgery. As they embraced for the first time...
{{quote| '''Woman:''' Hey, is that a roll of pennies in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?<br />
'''Man:''' Well, I am happy to see you, but...(takes coins out of his pocket) yeah, it's just a roll of pennies. }}
* ''[[Married...
** Peg once asked Al if that was money in your pocket or if he was happy to see her. She then realized it had to be money.
** Kelly once had to play the role of [[Madame Curie]] and assumed she was some hooker but Bud quickly explained who Madame Curie was. The mistake wasn't mentioned during the rest of the episode but [[Brick Joke|was referenced to]] when Kelly's version of Madame Curie asked somebody if that was radium in his pocket of if he was happy to see her.
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== Video Games ==
* Used in ''[[Monkey Island]]'': "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?" The hero had just stolen a banana from these guys. They weren't pleased.
** Also in the [[
* Both ''[[Civilization]] 3'' and ''4'' give us this line from Catherine the Great, parodying the usual depictions of her as a sex-hungry slut:
{{quote| "Is that a treaty in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"}}
* Walking up to female villagers you saved in ''[[Overlord]]'' may cause them to say: "Is that a pumpkin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
* Used in one of the ''[[Gex]]'' games: "Is that a lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?"
* ''[[
{{quote| "Pardon me, Bhadra. Is that a bottle of Bhujerban Madhu in your pocket, or are you...it is?"}}
* Played with in ''[[Uncharted Drakes Fortune|Uncharted 2]]'' with the following exchange:
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* In the ''[[Ultimate Spider-Man]]'' video game, upon seeing R.H.I.N.O., Spidey will ''attempt'' this.
{{quote| '''Spider-Man:''' Hey, is that a horn on your head or are are you just...happy...to see...I'm so scared I can't even finish my lame joke.}}
* Used in the 2009 game ''[[
{{quote| '''Spencer:''' Whoa, is that a long health bar, or are you just happy to see me?}}
* Reading a shirt in [[Nethack
{{quote| "Is that Mjollnir in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"}}
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* [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051026 Referenced] in ''[[Girl Genius]]'', when a still-rather-innocent Agatha portrays a [[Femme Fatale|her mother]] in a play, having practiced her lines out of context: "--and when I asked him if that was a ''wrench'' in his pocket--"
** The play in question being "''[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20051017 The Socket Wench of Prague]''" and is [[Take Our Word for It|well-known for being risqué]] -- the circus wanted to leave town quickly, and suggested using it to get thrown out, until they found that the prince wanted to see that specific play. [[Hotter and Sexier|"PS: Tart it up."]]
* Art and Kat are trapped in a closet in ''[[Sequential Art (
* The ''[[Exterminatus Now]]'' strip [http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20070127.html where Jamilla kisses Eastwood] features something similar:
{{quote| '''Jamilla:''' What's that poking my in the thigh under you coat?<br />
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* In [http://eecomics.net/EEArchives/?strip_id=259 this strip] of ''[[Emergency Exit]]'', Saya asks [[Chaste Hero|Eddie]] while drunk, "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Eddie then pulls out a banana.
** [http://eecomics.net/EEArchives/?strip_id=305 So Saya...you ate Eddie's banana?]
* ''[[
* Played with in [http://www.explosm.net/comics/1911/ this] ''[[Cyanide and Happiness]]'' comic.
** Another has "It's a gun. And I hate seeing you." Followed by the man making a thrusting motion, and the gun shooting the questioner.
* ''[[Sinfest]]'' did it with [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3204 Blue vs. Criminy] (it obviously ''is'' a telescope and the line [[Literal Minded|backfired]]) and [http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=1132 Monique vs. Slick].
* ''[[Luke Surl]]'' had a [http://www.lukesurl.com/archives/3266 WACOM stylus] in the pocket. Or not.
* ''[[What's New
* ''[[Comic Who]]'' does this with Jack and the Doctor. They hug, and Jack asks if the Doctor had a banana in his pocket, or was just happy to see him. [http://comic-who.blogspot.com/2012/01/banana-in-pocket.html Jack's disappointed.]
* Butch of ''[[Chopping Block]]'' [http://choppingblock.keenspot.com/d/20010917.html has declared it to be both].
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== Western Animation ==
* ''[[Futurama]]'': Amy to Kif: "Is that your camouflage reflex or are you just happy to see me?"
* Played with (and then immediately lampshaded) in ''[[Lucy, the Daughter of
{{quote| '''Security Guard:''' Is that a dildo in your pocket?<br />
'''Lucy:''' No! I'm just happy to see you!<br />
'''Security Guard:''' [[Never Heard That One Before|I've heard that one. Every shoplifter uses that joke.]] }}
* Played with once in ''[[Family Guy]]'': Cleveland once begins with "Is that a banana in your pocket," but ends it with "or an erection in your pocket?", essentially [[Don't Explain the Joke|explaining the joke]] before it's finished.
* In ''[[The Simpsons (
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Comes up]] occasionally in [[Archer]].
* From ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'':
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