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[[File:kidbydragons01.png|link=Discworld (Literature)/The Last Hero|right|[http://www.paulkidby.com/ And these are just the ones dredged out of the local swamp.]]]
 
 
{{quote| ''"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."''}}
 
Nearly every culture has myths about something called a 'dragon', despite the fact none of them can agree on exactly ''what'' dragons are. How big are they? What do they look like? How many heads do they have? Do they breathe [[Kill It Withwith Fire|fire]]? Or [[Kill It Withwith Ice|ice]]? Do they fly (and if so, with or without wings)? How many legs do they have? Are they dumb as planks, or superintelligent? Are they low scaly pests, or ultra-rare Uber-serpents [[Stronger Withwith Age|ancient and powerful as the Earth itself]]?
 
And most importantly, ''do they think we taste good with ketchup?!?''
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|Are usually [[Kill All Humans|antagonistic towards humans]].||Are benign, [[Beware the Nice Ones|but capable of destructive force when provoked]].
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|[[Breath Weapon|Breathe fire]] -- a staple that's been around since ''[[Beowulf (Literature)|Beowulf]]''.||Breathe ''sheng chi'', the essence of life.
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|Kidnap [[Damsel in Distress|damsels]] and/or hoard treasure. Often greedy and/or insatiable, especially in the latter regard.||
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|Live for a very long time, if not actually immortal.||May be an out and out [[Physical God]].
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|Are [[Flying Brick|incredibly strong]] and [[Healing Factor|hard to kill]] but usually have one or two [[Achilles Heel|fatal weak spots]]. This is traditionally under the chin, but post-Tolkien, it's more likely to be on the chest or belly, and [[Go for Thethe Eye|the eye]] is popular too.||In relation to the above, pretty much invincible. Not that people actively seek them out to kill them anyway.
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|Sometimes have poisonous blood, breath, saliva, or some such. Often, this will kill you after you kill it. If their blood isn't poisonous, it grants special powers such as invincibility.||