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Welcome to the future. It may come [[Used Future|used]] or perhaps come standard with [[Crystal Spires and Togas|shiny towers and crystals]], but when it come to warfare, there's one very good indication that your [[Space Marine]]s aren't just [[Super Soldier]]s with assault rifles. They will instead wield something not unlike a large metallic brick.
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See also [[Kinetic Weapons Are Just Better]].
 
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== [[Film]] ==
* ''[[Alien]]s'' and ''[[Avatar (film)|Avatar]]'', both directed by James Cameron, have [http://www.imfdb.org/Aliens#M41A_Pulse_Rifle some seriously] [http://www.imfdb.org/Avatar#GS-221_Base_Carbine_unit_.28Standard_Issue_Rifle.29 boxy guns].
* ''[[Starship Troopers]].'' The Verhoeven movie gives us these [http://www.imfdb.org/Starship_Troopers wonderful gems].
** The third movie, ''Marauder'', exaggerated the hell out of this. The guns handed out to the survivors of the shuttle crash are wider than the actors' arms, and from top to bottom are wider than their heads.
* ''[[District 9]]'' has a [http://www.tgdaily.com/sites/default/files/stock/article_images/games/d9assaultrifle.jpg good example]{{Dead link}}.
 
== [[Live Action Television]] ==
* Several of the phaser designs that [[The Federation]] uses on ''[[Star Trek]]'' (especially from ''TNG'' onward) fit this mold, most noticeably the [http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/5/56/Phaser_rifle.jpg phaser rifle].
 
== [[Tabletop Game]] ==
* ''[[Warhammer 4000040,000]]''. Notables include:
** Even the lasgun used by the standard human soldiers of the Imperial Guard. There are [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Lasgun ''lots of'' variant designs] ranging from Vintage Blunderbuss to squint-and-it's-AK, but most common ones (and iconic - appearing on the covers) are boxy. Some of these patterns are mentioned as the easiest to mass-produce and/or the most sturdy.
** The Imperium's [[BFG|Bolters]], [https://web.archive.org/web/20150323001259/http://images.wikia.com/warhammer40k/images/1/15/Standard_Bolter.png boxy,] huge weapons firing rocket-assisted armor-piercing explosive rounds. The [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Shotgun shotgun] is even more rectangular. [[Smash Mook|Ogryn]] Ripper Guns ''need'' to be big and metallic, as they are designed to withstand [[Pistol-Whipping|their users wielding them as clubs]].
** The Tau's Pulse Weaponry. [http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/6/5152/57622.jpg About as boxy as it gets.]
** Averted with the [[Our Elves Are Better|Eldar]]. Most, if not all of their weapons have [[The Aesthetics of Technology|sleek, organic appearances]] in comparison to the other races.
* Several weapons in ''[[Rifts]]'', where the boxy barrel coverings are stated to contain heavy-duty cooling systems for laser and plasma weapons. ''[[Rifts]]'' tends to cover the whole spectrum; some examples, like most Wilks guns, look more like Nintendo Zappers and are quite sleek. Coalition weaponry, for the most part, also tends to resemble modern firearms.
* Some of the advanced weapons in ''[[Shadowrun]]'', especially the various Ares laser weapons. This can also depend on the artist, since the drawings of the guns are inconsistent from edition to edition and even different sourcebooks in the same edition.
* ''[[Traveller]]'' features a blend of modern and futuristic-looking (the latter occasionally boxy) slug-throwers. And many laser weapons are even bulkier than 40K weapons, of course, weight is one of the balance factors for energy weapons in the game (laser rifles weigh twice as much as modern assault rifles).
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
* As seen above, ''[[StarcraftStarCraft]]''. The Gauss Rifle used by the [[Space Marine|marines]] is somewhat of a [[BFG]], but especially in its updated incarnation, is almost a perfect rectangle. It makes sense since Terran [[Power Armor]] is equally huge and isn't good at delicate hand movements.
* ''[[Saints Row]]'' 2 has the AR-50 assault rifle, and while technically the game isn't set in the future, the weapon itself is a prototype developed by the [[Red Faction|Ultor Corporation]].
* ''[[Battlefield (series)|Battlefield 2142]]:'' Despite being made of "[[Hand Wave|advanced polymers]]", some of the weapons are outrageously boxy and larger than their modern-day counterparts. Examples: [http://images.wiki.wegame.com/i/cWtml3t7.gif\]{{Dead link}} [http://images.wiki.wegame.com/i/OQ5EObc5.gif\]{{Dead link}} [http://images.wiki.wegame.com/i/HOGst4hj.gif\]{{Dead link}} [http://www.arctura.net/bianchi.jpg\]{{Dead link}}. Interestingly, the unlocked weapons which are often more popular tend to more closely resemble real guns.
* ''[[Doom]]''{{'}}s [[BFG|BFG9000]] is bulky, boxy, and ''very'' BIG with many smaller boxy parts on it. There's also the Plasma Rifle, basically a boxy assault rifle-like weapon with an accordion barrel.
* ''[[Perfect Dark]]''. Some of the game's "modern" weapons fall under this trope. Extra credit to the Laptop Gun, which looks exactly like you'd expect it to.
* ''[[Dystopia (video game)|Dystopia]]'' Inverts this by making the least advanced weapon, the Assault Rifle, look like a long box with a handle. However, it's played straight with the Bolt Gun.
* ''[[Red Faction|Red Faction: Guerrilla]]'' does a good boxy gun. It does several good boxy guns. Boxiest would be the assault rifle, which looks like it hasn't been unpacked from the box it came in. [[media:RFG assaultrifle.jpg|link]]
* Most of the weapons in ''[[Mass Effect 2]]'' are this trope, particularly the krogan Claymore shotgun.
** Though averted in ''[[Mass Effect 3]]'' with weapons from other alien cultures: the [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Arc_Pistol Quarian Arc Pistol], the [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Scorpion Salarian Scorpion], the [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Disciple Asari Disciple shotgun], the [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Geth_Pulse_Rifle geth pulse rifle], [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Javelin sniper rifle] and [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Geth_Plasma_Shotgun plasma shotgun] are all fairly sleek. Some human weapons are sleek too: the [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/M-8_Avenger M-8 Avenger] and [http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/N7_Valkyrie N7 Valkyrie] beinf prominent exceptions.
* ''[[Iji]]'': your held weapon and the weapons held by the enemies are all some form of black box. The ten different weapons you can pick up on the ground (which get "downloaded" into your black boxy gun) zig-zag and downplay the trope, especially the slender and filigree Cyclic Fusion Ignition System.
* ''[[Fallout]]'': The third one. By way of example, compare a conventional minigun to the futuristic [[More Dakka|"Gatling Laser,"]] and judge for yourself which is the boxiest.
** The laser pistol in ''New Vegas'' is just a box with a trigger.
** The laser rifle is literally just a benchtop laser bolted onto a makeshift gunstock with a battery and trigger. It doesn't even have sights.
* ''[[Baroque]]'' has very boxy weapons, including a gun where the only round part would be the space between the shaft and the rest.
* Due to an error in the update for ''[[Tower Madness]]'' (version 1.4), the graphic rendering for [[Kill It with Fire|level 2 flamethrower]] turned into a ''giant box'' ''[[Doomy Dooms of Doom|of doom]]''.
* Averted with ''[[Half Life]] 2'''s Combine [http://sgthk.deviantart.com/art/Overwatch-Pulse-Rifle-Textured-98196601 Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rife], aka the AR2. It looks high tech and futuristic, but isn't boxy. Despite its shiny appearance, it's used by the Bad Guys.
* ''[[Sin|SiN Episodes: Emergence]]'' gives us [https://web.archive.org/web/20120118214358/http://www.ritualistic.com/screens/sineps/render_050827_03.jpg the Magnum], Blade's default weapon. The front is so heavy and square that Blade even uses it as a melee weapon.
* ''[[Deus Ex: Human Revolution|Deus Ex Human Revolution]]'' feature the boxy Sanction Flechette assault rifle, Widowmaker combat shotgun and Longsword sniper rifle.
 
== [[Real Life]]/[[Truth in Television]] ==
* The [http://world.guns.ru/shotgun/usa/atchisson-aa-12-e.html AA-12], more specifically the 2005 version.
* The [http://www.enemyforces.net/firearms/kriss_super_v.htm Kriss .45] is an experimental submachine gun that uses an innovative recoil system and unusual stock to make it a wonderfulwonderfully accurate and controllable weapon that is mostly square.
* The [[wikipedia:MAC-10|MAC-10]] machine pistol.
* The [[wikipedia:HK G11|HK G11]]. It also usesused caslesscaseless ammunition, making it rather futuristic. It didnhad been approved for deployment to West Germany'ts catcharmed onforces, and isthen no[[The longerGreat inPolitics productionMess-Up]] happened -- it suddenly became unnecessary to defend the former West Germany from the former East Germany, and it was too expensive to outfit the combined army with new rifles when there was now a surplus of other Kalashnikovs and other assault rifles available for much less.
* The [[wikipedia:FN P90|P90]] is basically a rectangle with holes and curves in the bottom to form the grip.
* And, of course, the [http[w://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PHASR\Personnel halting and stimulation response rifle|Personnel halting and stimulation response rifle]], aka the "PHaSR". It's a less-lethal laser weapon.
* Then there's the [http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg70-e.htm Ares FMG], a boxy submachinegun that ''folds'' into an innocent looking metal box, and it's Russian counterpart the [https://web.archive.org/web/20071024163829/http://world.guns.ru/smg/smg10-e.htm PP-90].
* Cascade gun prototype developed by Metal Storm Limited is actually a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEu9LLQpOF8 box on a tripod].
* The [https://web.archive.org/web/20120401064821/http://www.utasturk.com/products/tactial-shotguns/uts-15-pictures/category/1.html UTS-15 tactical shotgun]
* The U.S. Fire Arms Manufacturing Company [http://guns.wikia.com/wiki/USFA_ZiP_.22 "ZIP 22"], which was ''so'' boxy it was not obvious how one even ''held'' it, and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bULArrKs4 so badly made it killed the company that manufactured it].
 
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