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{{trope}}
[[File:drydock.jpg|link=Star Trek: The Motion Picture|frame|Imagine seeing this... [[Leave the Camera Running|for five minutes]].]]
 
 
{{quote|''"Oh! We'll make you a movie''
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''Way-hey! Slow the plot down.''
''Just give us a script''
''That makes no friggin' sense --''
''We'll try so hard to slow the plot down!"''|'''Joel and the Bots''', ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}}
|'''Joel and the Bots'''|''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]''}}
 
'''Padding''' is a moment in a story which could have easily been removed from the plot without affecting the story significantly.
 
Most works have to employ some level of this to get to the desired length/running time, but are usually either subtle about it or manage to make the padding itself enjoyable. In other cases, these scenes distract from the plot advancement.
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In comics, arcs that could be easily three or four issues long are usually padded out for [[Writing for the Trade|the inevitable trade paperback collection]]. Usually, the default arc length is six issues, as that results in a $20 trade (the typical rate for such a book). This happens at both [[Marvel Comics|Marvel]] and [[DC Comics|DC]], though the former was so notorious for it that it drove writers away from the company.
 
Games often send you on long fetch quests, sidequestsside quests, or just running back and forth and not progressing the story. This is commonly seen in [[Role Playing Games]]; although a lot of the content that is considered "padding" is [[Your Mileage May Vary|optional]]. [[Forced Level Grinding]], however, isn't. For a [[First-Person Shooter]] game, you'll be required to go back and forth or repeat the same levels over and over again, without [[Chaos Architecture]] making it seem different or at least getting to go to new areas. In an adventure game, which naturally is much shorter than the average [[Role -Playing Game]] or most [[First-Person Shooter]] games (especially if you [[Guide Dang It|know what to do]]), they will pad it by making you go back and forth or making an overly-long puzzle or dialogue branch. Other examples would include [[Pixel Hunting]] or sending you on a long series of errands/puzzles that merely give you one item to progress the story.
 
Padding is often frequently present in music, too. It can range from parts without the main melody or sudden stop periods. Examples are quite subjective.
 
Compare with [[Filler]], which is when whole episodes/issues/whatever else in a continuity-based serial applies this principle. See also [[Engaging Chevrons]], [[Inaction Sequence]], [[Leave the Camera Running]], [[Overly Long Gag]], [[Arc Fatigue]]. Contrast with [[Trapped by Mountain Lions]].
 
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=== '''Styles of padding ==='''
* [[Montages]] can, ironically, be used to achieve this quite easily. Even though montages are designed to compress time, you can always reduce the compression an arbitrary amount, making the montage expand to fit whatever time it needs. Most of the time the viewers won't even realize that this compressed-time sequence is actually ''wasting'' time. An [[A-Team Montage]] or [[Avengers Assemble]] is particularly likely to fall victim to this, since they often show ''every'' character, even if some of them don't have major roles in this episode (filling time and [[Mandatory Line]] requirements in one fell swoop).
* The entirety of the trope [[Contemplate Our Navels]] is basically padding to make an episode last longer.
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* [[Exposition]].
* [[Stock Footage]].
* [[EngagingFighter ChevronsLaunching Sequence]].
* [[Purple Prose]] (common in writing).
* [[Viewers Are Goldfish]]: Hey, let's recap what you just saw 10 minutes ago.
* [[Talking Is a Free Action|Commenting on the fight]]. (Fast moving ninjas use up the animation budget, but [[Show, Don't Tell|slow moving ninjas who stop to explain what they would be doing if they weren't standing there explaining what they're doing]], or how the other side has no chance to win, or cutting away to some guys going "this is a really dangerous situation I hope the hero can win!" will help make that 2 minute fight last several episodes. Popular in anime, so they don't [[Overtook the Manga|overtake the manga]].)
* [[Fetch Quest|Fetch Quests]]s (mostly for video games, although sending heroes on pointless tasks can actually explain ''why'' they're going places that are out of their way).
 
{{examples|Examples in media}}
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== Advertising ==
* An unusual example is a recent{{when}} car commercial, where two men are standing next to each other, staring at the car. One says "call her," the commercial then pauses in silence for a full three seconds, before he replies with "OK," and the commercial continues as normal.
 
== Anime &and Manga ==
* Because [[Lost in Translation|most people outside of Japan are used to shows going on break for about a third of the year]], this often happens with anime. This often happens because they merely try to keep putting up new episodes to keep from [[Overtook the Manga|running out of source material to adapt from]] (and they don't often want to split off in an alternative continuity from the Manga). Not being on every week is akin to being canceled.
* ''[[Steamboy]]'' has a plot that makes a pretty good point about the role of science in the world and warfare...then pretty much spends about a ''third'' of the movie with the latter, and stretches it out by a good 40 or so minutes.
* ''[[Dragonball Z]]'' was infamous for all the padding used to prevent it from [[Overtook the Manga|overtaking the manga]], up to and including ''flashbacks to earlier in the episode''. For further details see [[Inaction Sequence]], a technique the show perfected. In the Freeza arc, Freeza launched an attack at the planet Namek. It didn't destroy it, but it was ''extremely close'' to imploding, about 5 minutes away. 5 minutes which lasted several episodes.
* In the same regard, the modsouls from the [[Filler|Bount Arc]] of ''[[Bleach]]'' have been kept in the anime purely to slow it down. Their scenes have been tacked on in the hopes that the anime won't [[Overtook the Manga|overtake the manga]] ''again''. The [["Previously On..."|recap that starts nearly every episode]]. It wouldn't be padding if they bothered to change it. The recap of the Hueco Mundo arc in Episode 190 takes ''over half the episode'', and is mostly composed of clips from Ichigo vs. Ulquiorra and Ichigo vs. Grimmjow. Then there's Komamura's fight with Poww. After releasing his Bankai, Komamura immediately finishes the fight with one attack. In the anime, it takes ''three minutes'' of Poww attacking it to no effect before he goes in for the kill.
* Most [[Magical Girl]] shows in the ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' mold. ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' itself often killed upwards of about three minutes an episode on endlessly recycled [[Stock Footage]] of transformation sequences and magical attacks. It wasn't as excessive as many of the [[Follow the Leader|imitations]] would go, the worst of which was probably ''[[Wedding Peach]]''. ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' did get better as the show went on, though. Usagi's transformation sequence in the final season was short compared to her others and everyone else rarely transformed on screen unless they were the focus of the episode or the transformation being seen was plot important. The OuterswereOuters were rarely shown transforming once they got their Super upgrades, and Saturn was never shown ever in any season transforming. The other main source of padding is the other four senshi yelling X's name in despair or to show their support, usually Usagi's.
* Other [[Magical Girl]] series, such as [[Ojamajo Doremi]], often abbreviate the [[Transformation Sequence|transformation sequences]], run several in parallel, or even do them off-screen to ''save'' time. This is usually a sign the creators actually care about the story they're telling.
* ''[[Pretty Cure]]'' goes both ways depending on how long this week's plot takes. It's not uncommon that one episode of ''[[Yes! Pretty Cure 5|Yes! Pretty Cure 5GoGo]]'' will make you sit through several minutes of [[Stock Footage]] of the girls transforming, and then the next episode will have the girls all shout [[By the Power of Greyskull|"Metamorphose!"]] in unison, followed immediately by a few representative half-second clips and no mention at all of [[In the Name of the Moon|the power of hope or the light of the future]].
* ''[[Cardcaptor Sakura]]'' downplays this. While each episode does contain a scepter-summoning sequence and some card-using sequences that follow the same mold, they are always somewhat different -- if only because Sakura [[Costume Porn|never uses the same costume twice]], not even if she has to disguise twice in the same episode.
* ''[[Transformers Energon]]'' and ''[[Transformers Cybertron|Cybertron]]'' both suffered heavily from overuse of [[Stock Footage]], although eventually Cybertron had characters (the ones that weren't transforming) [[Lampshade Hanging|commenting while the sequence was going on]].
* The ''[[Tsubasa Chronicle]]'' anime has ''one full minute'' of staring between Shaoran and a particular foe.
* ''[[One Piece]]'' uses padding for similar reasons to ''Bleach'', often so that each episode covers only a chapter worth of manga material, and often shows what characters who weren't featured in the original chapter were doing at the time, even if they accomplish nothing significant.
* Similarly, the ''[[Naruto]]'' anime does this when it doesn't just decide to [[Inaction Sequence|fill out episodes with nothing at all]]. For example, when Suigetsu joined Sasuke in the manga they went to the Land of Waves to get {{spoiler|Zabuza's [[BFS]]}} which was right where they expected it to be and it only took up a few pages. But in the anime someone else took it, and the two spend the episode retrieving it, eventually making a game out of it (as well spending [[Rule of Funny|rather amusing]] scene in a restaurant). This also serves the purpose of demonstrating Suigetsu's [[Nigh Invulnerable|abilities]] much earlier than in the manga (where he doesn't get to properly demonstrate his power for nearly fifty chapters). The same thing happened with the other two members of their team, but with flashbacks.
* [[Claymore|Claymores]]s always have to take a page to tell people "a strange man in black will arrive to pick up the money". Apparently even after 2000 years of professional superheroics no one remembered this.
* ''[[Digimon Adventure]]'' had the infamous episode 40, where all the Digimon started the episode in their Baby 2/In-Training stages and evolved up to their Ultimate/Mega levels. Nope, no split-screen, no scene shortening - each one of the 8 main Digimon had their [[Stock Footage|transformation sequences]] shown entirely, one after the other, therefore making [[Stock Footage]] occupy half of the episode's running time.
** A similar thing happens in ''[[Digimon Adventure 02]]'', in the episode with Shakkoumon's debut.
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* There are probably more examples from the series, but the scene of [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]] that is the prime candidate for padding is the infamous Kaworu Nagisa {{spoiler|death}} scene. After Shinji grabs Kaworu using the hand of Unit 01, there is a single photograph that stretches on for ''a solid sixty-five seconds'' while Beethoven's Ninth plays in the background. The story goes that most Japanese people watching this thought their televisions froze.
* One of the criticisms launched to ''[[Steamboy]]'' was the massive [[Ending Fatigue]]. About a third of the movie is dedicated solely to its action-packed climax. While interesting to watch with all the [[Technology Porn/Technology Gorn|Technology Porn]] going on, a lot of people started to get bored when one battle lead to another, another machine exploded only for two more to take its place, more and more steam clouds part to reveal more machines joining the battle...the animators and designers ''really'' got a little too carried away.
* In the [[Digimon Adventure 02|second]] and [[Digimon Frontier|fourth seasons]] of ''[[Digimon]],'' many an episode is padded with the [[Transformation Sequence]]. Digimon's known for its complex and awesome scenes of 'digivolving,' [[Mons]] undergoing temporary [[Applied Phlebotinum]]-induced changes from their standard forms to stronger ones. The ''full'' sequence is often very long and only seen rarely. However, seasons two and four will often show the complete sequence, and of ''all'' characters transforming, without a split-screen. ''Five solid minutes'' of digivolving is not unheard of in season four. 02 would also have Digimon evolve separately, and then "DNA digivolve" ''together'', which was a separate, ''third'' sequence. If you want all six in Ultimate/Perfect forms, you might find yourself waiting for ''six'' rookie-to-champion evo scenes, then ''three'' DNA scenes, for a total of nine.
 
** The most [[Egregious]] example from season two is a time when something was screwing up the process. You got the complete, extended evolution scene up to the point where it'd ''almost'' finish... and then you'd have to watch it ''all in reverse.'' The characters puzzled over the fact that it wasn't working, tried again, and we had to wait for them to evolve and then un-evolve ''a second time.'' Not. Cool.
** Happened in season 1, too. First the [[Four Is Death|Dark Masters]], with the mons digivolving one level for each Dark Master, only to [[Curb Stomp Battle|be beaten every time]]. Then again with Apocalymon, where they all digivolved to perfect or mega, only to reverse digivolve, and then for mon and tamer to both be reduced to binary code.
** [[Digimon Frontier|Frontier]] is made a little less painful by having [[Crowning Music of Awesome|an extremely cool evolution insert song, though.]]
* In ''[[Transformers]],'' the ''Armada'' and ''Cybertron'' seasons had the launching sequence. Jetfire even once [[Lampshade]]d it, saying "this seems a little elaborate for a takeoff." (Early in Cybertron, such scenes are often done with nothing said, but eventually [[The Powers That Be]] realized that the sequence loses something after the 20th time or so and needed some dialogue to keep the viewers awake.)
** There are also the transforming and [[Super Mode]] sequences in all three parts of the [[Unicron Trilogy]]. (''[[Transformers: Robots in Disguise]]'' had stock footage transformations too, but they were much quicker.) Cybertron boasts the longest duration of stock sequences, but Energon gets points for having Prime's [[Super Mode]] sequence at the beginning of ''every'' fight and then ''not actually using said powerup'' in more fights than not. The same goes for the combining that is the series' main [[Merchandise-Driven|toy selling]] gimmick - it's a pure time-waster, as Hot Shot firing his standard weapon is no more effective when he happens to be wearing Inferno as his legs.
* The [[Transformation Sequence]] in ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]'' actually has a purpose in the story. The first two times Nanoha transforms, she must hold Raising Heart while reciting a long speech and must endure a minute-long transformation sequence; later, she learns to transform without reciting the speech, then she learns the quick transformation, much to the surprise of Yuuno, who says few mages can pull this.
* The ''[[Sky Girls]]'' prologue OVA is roughly 50% padding.
* The transformation sequences of the Sailor Senshi in ''[[Sailor Moon]]''.
** They eventually began doing split screens to transform everyone at once, or showing condensed versions, but it would still eat 1–3 minutes out of the climax of each episode. That goes double for the seasons where Sailor Moon had a ''double'' transformation: first to regular Sailor Moon, then an added one to transform into Super Sailor Moon. As the seasons progressed and added [[Loads and Loads of Characters|more and more Senshi]], it just lengthened out again.
* The 2-minute-long spiral staircase sequence in every episode of ''[[Revolutionary Girl Utena|Utena]]''.
* ''[[Legend of Galactic Heroes]]'' does this in one of its prequel series, when Reinhard and Kircheis are preparing to go out in a battle tank.
* ''[[Dragonball Z]]'': There have been episodes in which characters "powered up" (grunted fiercely) for literal minutes at a time. While they did this, the animation would be of the camera panning over one still frame.
** On tonight's episode of ''[[Dragonball Z]]'', Goku continues powering up to SuperSayan!
* ''[[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]'' has Syaoran and Chaos staring at each other for one full minute.
* The first ''[[Dominion]]'' OVA series has a sequence of the deploying from the second floor on ropes down to their tanks in their hanger bay. The first time they do this, it makes sense. In a later episode, it seems really stupid, as they had been in the hanger bay when the deployment order came out, which means that in order for that stock footage to make sense, they'd have had to leave the bay and go upstairs off-camera, just so they can be seen going back downstairs and getting into their tanks.
* I'm calling in [[Axis Powers Hetalia]] for that scene with Japan, Italy and Germany on the island and that moment when they realize that the Allies are there. And that fact that they repeated it a million times.
** It was only three times…
* The edited dub of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' replays Yugi's lengthy transformation sequence in places where the original skipped over it.
* ''[[Godannar]]'', in keeping with its retro-[[Humongous Mecha|Super-Robot]]-show style, has an extended sequence for when Dannar and Okusaer take off from the base - the robots' engines are spun up by an external flywheel, the Jet Boys are attached to their backs, a huge runway is raised from beneath the sea, the front of the base opens up, numerous lights flick to green in the control-room, and the pilots flick a sequence of switches, etc. They're about 50% [[Fighter Launching Sequence]], and the rest is other padding. To spice things up, however, they (almost) never use the ''full'' sequence, and instead vary which parts are shown each time, much like ''[[Thunderbirds]]'' did. Keeps it from getting ''too'' repetitive.
* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' uses these frequently:
** Misato watching the train Shinji has apparantly boarded leave the station.
** The elevator ride with Rei and Asuka. The Directors Cut version at least mixes it a little bit up. That is to say, Asuka moves briefly and only once. The same shot is reused in Evangelion: 2.0, but for a much shorter amount of time (making its inclusion a bit of a joke for fans).
** Shinji holding {{spoiler|Kaworu}} in Unit 01's hand for one full minute before he {{spoiler|crushes him}}.
** Asuka curled up in Unit 02 at the bottom of the lake.
** Misato and Shinji's {{spoiler|Last Kiss}}.
** Somehow, a live orchestral Eva concert is subject to this. Symphony of EVA, a live concert recording, ends with the track "Thank You," which is for all intents and purposes a huge, 11-minute and 9-second curtain call and improv session. It's interesting at first as the orchestra gets out all the random bits of music they can but then the applause just keeps going... and going... and going... until the track ends on what appears to be the main choirgirls and the conductor casually chatting as the audience meanders out of the venue.
* ''[[Voltron]]'''s transformation/assembly sequence. ''Especially'' [[Dairugger XV|Vehicle Voltron]], which would go on to be [https://web.archive.org/web/20130521210557/http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chicken/voltron-force-assemble.html ruthlessly mocked] by ''[[Robot Chicken]]''.
 
== Comic Books ==
* Gloriously [[Subverted]] in ''[[Nextwave]]'', which was based on the idea "if it doesn't fit in two [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion-heavy]] books, or it's sane, don't do it."
* Variation: the ''Future Shock'' and ''Terror Tales'' strips in ''[[2000 AD|Two Thousand AD]]'' are self-contained, one-shot strips inserted primarily to take up space when a regular strip ends before another is ready. They are often used to give unknown writers and artists a trial run without risking harm to established stories, and indeed such well-known writers as [[Alan Moore]] and [[Grant Morrison]] got started with ''Future Shocks''. While recognizing the device, fans generally don't mind, as the stories are often entertaining in their own right, and there's something to be said for a strip you can enjoy without having to worry about continuity.
* Both Marvel and DC tend to pressure writers to "decompress" their stories so that they'll easily fit into a six-issue trade. Marvel was so stringent on this policy that it eventually drove [[Geoff Johns]] away from his [[The Avengers (Comic Book)|Avengers]] run.
** DC has gotten better about this with series like ''[[Detective Comics]]'', ''[[Batman and Robin|Batman & Robin]]'' and the like consisting of three to four issue arcs.
* ''[[All Star Batman and Robin]]'' suffers from this. One critic noted the book felt like Miller was spreading 4 issues of story across 20. To put it in perspective, Batman meets Dick Grayson in Issue 1. They arrive at the Batcave in Issue 4. The time in between (the entirety of Issues 2 and 3) is focused on either inner monologue which repeats itself or scenes focusing on other characters (despite this being a book about Batman and Robin). Black Canary's introductory scene takes up half of Issue 3, but all that happens is her getting harassed and her beating up a room full of people.
* ''[[Cerebus]]'' is the longest work by a single artist in Western literature. Its creator, Dave Sim, set out to write the "longest sustained narrative in human history". In the end, it amounted to a massive 300 issue saga. Unfortunately, Sim only had plot for 200 issues.
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* A huge amount of [[Countdown to Final Crisis]] is this, with each issue jammed with [[Four Lines, All Waiting|snippets of several different storylines spread across the entire DC universe]] introducing plot points that are forgotten three issues later, with special mention to everything having to do with the Monitors [[Atop the Fourth Wall|("We should do something!" "Should we do something?" "We should do something!" "Should we do something?")]]. Also, many of the events happening in Countdown were completely unrelated to the series' plot lines themselves, and were instead random intersections with all the other (and better) stuff happening in the DC universe at the same time, reducing the event to a series of advertisements for plots in dozens of other comic titles. To top it off, ''Countdown'' was so incredibly bad, nonsensical, confusing, and unpopular that everything that happened in it with the exception of a few plot points was immediately shunted into [[Canon Discontinuity]], and ''[[Final Crisis]]'', the event Countdown was supposed to be, y'know, ''counting down to'', latched on to entirely different events to act as its lead-up, meaning that the [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog|entirety of Countdown wound up as one whole year of padding]] for Final Crisis.
* Done well by Peter O'Donnell in ''[[Modesty Blaise (comic strip)|Modesty Blaise]]''. One newspaper he wrote for was published five days a week, the other six days a week. Therefore every sixth strip is padding, irrelevant to the main plot, but adding seamlessly to the story. Also when one newspaper was on strike he had to write a whole short story to publish in the non-striking newspapers, before getting back to the original story.
 
 
== Film ==
* [[Le Film Artistique|Art House]] films have often gotten a [[Your Mileage May Vary|love it or hate it]] reputation for their extensive usage of padding. To many, the artistic periods of silence and long shots have been called [[Title Drop|padding]] by most mainstream audiences. To people into the genre, they may serve a purpose. However, chances are looking past the pretentious artsy faux pas, they are most likely just padding.
** Many have said that Michael Haneke's films would be 35-4035–40 minutes long if it weren't for the ridiculously long and static shots where nothing happens.
* ''[[Drive (film)|Drive]]'' would be an hour long if it weren't for all the shots of characters staring off into space for long periods of time.
* ''[[The Night of the Hunter]]'' is hailed by critics as one of the best movies ever made, and rightly so. However, it runs for only 93 minutes, barely feature-length, and that running time includes a 20-minute coda after the main story is over where nothing much happens.
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** Tarantino applied this theory to his ''[[Grindhouse]]'' movie ''[[Death Proof]]''. [[Did Not Do the Research|It was widely criticized for having too much dialog and not enough action to be an exploitation film.]]
* ''[[Blade Runner]]'' had this in the first director's cut. The narration [[Executive Meddling|added for the theatrical release]] was gone, but the scenes lasted longer than they needed to. This was fixed in the "Final Cut."
* ''[[Manos: The Hands of Fate|Manos the Hands of Fate]]'' had several of these, including the opening driving shot, the prolonged running-around-at-night shot, the girdle-wrestling scene (which took place simultaneously with the running-around bit), the cops-hassling-the-making-out-couple scene ... if you think about it, ''Manos'' is like Thanksgiving at your aunt's house - 80-to-90 percent of that turkey is filling.
** The opening driving shot was actually supposed to be where the credits went, which would explain why it was so long and pointless. For whatever reason, the credits weren't actually put there.
* In the 2005 movie version of ''[[The War of the Worlds (novel)|The War of the Worlds]]'', the scenes with Tim Robbins could be seen as padding -- theypadding—they could easily be removed or drastically shortened. As it is, the film gets particularly bogged down during that plot sidetrack. Of course, some consider these scenes to be the creepiest and most effective in the movie, and Tim Robbins being beaten to death at the end certainly helps.
* ''[[Star Trek]]: [[Star Trek: The Motion Picture|The Motion Picture]],'' or in some circles, [[Fan Nickname|The Motion]]''[[Fan Nickname|less]]'' [[Fan Nickname|Picture]]. A script for a one-hour pilot for a new ''Trek'' series that never came to be was made into a two-hour movie by the addition of a little extra chatter and lot of establishment shots of truly insane length, such as our first look at the new ''Enterprise'', as well as when V'Ger is revealed. ''[[2001: A Space Odyssey]]'' moves at light speed by comparison.
** The original VHS release was actually ''12 MINUTESminutes LONGERlonger'' than the theatrical cut.
** Editing wasn't actually finished when the movie premiered - in fact, the filmmakers were frantically editing to the very last few ''hours'' before the premiere, to the point where the film prints were still wet. Editing was completed properly for the [[Re CutRecut|director's cut]], and this makes the movie a much better flick.
** Also, bear in mind that this movie was a VERY''very'' big deal at the time... Trekkies had spent ten years clamouring to see a new live-action version of the show. Some bits were left (when we first see the ''Enterprise'', Kirk's arrival at Star Fleet, McCoy beaming in, Spock first stepping on [[The Bridge]], etc.) so the fans could cheer for their favorites returning.
* This is played for laughs in ''[[Spaceballs]]'' in the very first scene, where you see a never-ending shot of ''just one huge spacecraft''. [[Hilarity Ensues]] when the weird shaping of the ship makes you think that finally the end is coming, when it isn't, until it does ''actually'' finally - [[Oh, Wait!]]! ... But now it is!
** Parodied again in ''[[Spaceballs]]'' by [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Colonel Sandurs]], who prefaces these statements with "Prepare to [do mundane task]", e.g. :
{{quote|'''Colonel Sandurs''': Prepare to fast-forward!
'''[[Mook]]''': Preparing to fast-forward!
'''Colonel Sandurs''': Fast-forward!
'''Mook''': Fast-forwarding, sir! }}
** It's later lampshaded by Dark Helmet:
{{quote|'''Dark Helmet:''' What are you preparing for? You're always preparing. Just go!}}
** Which immediately came back to bite him in the ass for once.
{{quote|'''Sanders:''' Driver, just go. * to Helmet* Sir, hadn't you better sit down? * Helmet gets a lesson in why you don't stand up in an open-topped vehicle* }}
* ''[[The Sidehackers]]''. This includes overly long images of a couple rolling around in the flowers, a character's dramatic and unnecessary walk through various locations (including what appears to be an ''oil refinery''), ridiculously slow or just plain irrelevant dialogue, and the "sidehacking" itself.
* ''[[The Starfighters]]'', a movie about Air Force pilots training on a new type of jet, featured long sequences of planes simply cruising set to elevator music. At least a few of these sequences were lengthy shots of planes refueling.
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* To some extent, most of [[Akira Kurosawa]]'s films suffer from this.
* ''Rescue from [[Gilligan's Island]]'' was quite bad about this, given that the plot was recycled from an episode of the show they never filmed.
* [[Umberto Eco]] has an [http://non-compos-mentis.blogspot.com/2006/11/umberto-eco-how-to-recognize-porn-movie.html essay] about pornographic films, in which he explains that you can recognize one if it spends a few minutes showing one of the characters going from point A to point B via bus.
* Oh, [[Roger Corman]]. There's a [[Adaptation Distillation|reason]] why his original B&W film ''[[Little Shop of Horrors]]'' is [[Adaptation Displacement|largely overlooked]]. It didn't ''need'' padding, but got it anyway - whole, superfluous, boring, kitchen sink dialogue scenes of it.
* ''[[King Kong]]'' the remake, and ''[[Avatar (film)|Avatar]]'', both have this in way, way too much [[Scenery Porn]]. This creates severe padding, even if [[Visual Effects of Awesome|there's a reason for this]].
* It could be argued that ''[[The Room]]'' has more padding than it does scenes that are actually relevant.
* As [https://web.archive.org/web/20090124012243/http://contest.disastermovie.org/?page_id=133 a review] of '''[[Seltzer and Friedberg|Meet the Spartans]]'' pointed out, the movie itself ends at 67 minutes, and then are 19 minutes of credits and gags.
* The works of filmmaker [[Nick Phillips]] are chock full of padding, to the point where sometimes lines are said twice for no discernible reason. Many of his films, such as ''Crazy Fat Ethel'', ''Death Nurse'' and ''Death Nurse 2'' use common [[Stock Footage]] from one of his first movies, ''[[Criminally Insane]]'', and ''Death Nurse 2'' features [[Stock Footage]] from all three previous films. Its predecessor, ''Death Nurse'', also dedicates a lengthy amount of time to showing a character pulling some food out of his fridge and eating it.
* ''[[Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny]]'' is full of it.
* ''[[Waterworld]]'' is filled with sequences involving mechanisms ([[Rube Goldberg Device|contrived]] or not) which take up most of the movie.
* ''[[Spice World]]'' does this by putting in [[Imagine Spot|Imagine Spots]]s everywhere:
{{quote|'''<s> Tosh</s> Nicole''': Just wait until you lot become mothers...}}
* The public information film, ''[[The Finishing Line]]'' has this during the final task which all children cross the railroad tunnel. The camera films ALL''all'' the children walking into the tunnel passing by the camera and even leave it running filming nothing for a good number of seconds after last child passed by. This padded scene lasted about a minute.
* Most of the first half of ''[[Silent Night, Deadly Night]] Part 2'' is scenes from the ''first movie''.
* ''[[2001: A Space Odyssey]]''. Sure, it was [[Visual Effects of Awesome]] back in the day but ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130802122903/http://flavorwire.com/180069/10-important-movies-you-dont-really-have-to-see/10#post_body still]''.
** Probably the most [[Egregious]] bit is the scene where [[Leave the Camera Running|the camera just sits still for several minutes]] watching an elevator ''slooooooowly'' move downward. There's quite a few similar scenes of spacecraft moving with agonizing sluggishness for minutes at a time.
* [[Judd Apatow]] has made a career out of this. Many of his movies (produced or directed) run over two hours (rare for the comedy genre) and as a result will feature many things that could have easily been cut. A prime offender is ''[[Funny People]]'', which pads its near 150 minute run time with many celebrity cameos and an additional thirty-minute subplot after the main revelation {{spoiler|that Adam Sandler's cancer has gone into remission}}. Supposedly, the film's extended versions are even worse. It's not even the storyline mentioned above that's the most annoying part, that actually makes some sense, it's several useless storylines -namely the entire subplot involving Seth Rogen's love interest as well as his roommate's sitcom career- and scenes -the celebrity cameo festival in the middle film would have been a deleted scene in almost ANY other movie because of how little it has to do with the plot and how long it drags on- that should have ended up on the cutting room floor. Hell, one wonders if there even was a cutting room floor.
* A frequent criticism leveled at the ([[Movie Multipack|first half]] of the]]) [[The Film of the Book|film adaptation]] of ''[[Twilight (novel)|Breaking Dawn]]'' - Since the filmmakers decided to split the book into two movies, despite how the novel could have been easily squeezed into a single film, Part 1 is packed to the brim with montages to pad out the running time to just under two hours.
** A similar criticism was placed against the first part of ''[[Harry Potter (film)|Harry Potter]] and the Deathly Hallows''. While it keeps pace with the book, the first half of the book could have been compressed easily, resulting in what many find a tedious movie, commonly mocked as ''Harry Potter Goes Camping''.
* ''[[Fire Maidens from Outer Space]]'' barely runs 80 minutes, yet still manages to wear its plot really thinly. Filmmaker Cy Roth had to [[Leave the Camera Running]] in a lot of scenes, and there are endless sequences of the men sitting around and smoking and of the maidens dancing to Borodin.
* The [[Slasher Film]] ''[[April Fool's Day|April Fools Day]]'', which is overflowing with slow motion, pointless scenery shots, constant flashbacks to the intro, and random dance numbers.
* Parodied in ''[[Monty Python and Thethe Holy Grail]]'', where a scene is drifted by many characters discussing trivia... which are then cut short by crowd scenes yelling [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY '"Get On With It!"].
* ''[[Austin Powers]] 2'' parodies this when Dr. Evil tells Frau to initiate a 30 second countdown for his rocket (overcompensating for the first countdown being too short). He eventually gets bored and tells her to just say 'go'.
 
* In ''[[The Rocky Horror Picture Show]]'', Rocky's "creation scene," where Frank brings him to life.
** Leading the [[Audience Participation]]:
{{quote|"Is it soup yet?"
"No."
"Is it soup yet?"
"NO!"}}
 
== Game Shows ==
* Some game shows can be pretty bad at this. Usually not the fault of the producers, but due to various factors, such as stalling contestants who take several minutes to make a decision, or a game cut short because of a decisive game that took quicker than expected. In the latter instance, it is because either because the winner was so dominant or the losing contestant was so inept that the game was ended early (i.e., at the point where the trailing contestant could no longer possibly catch the winner) and that playing the game further would add to the loser's humiliation. Examples include ''[[Pyramid]]'' and ''[[Match Game]]''.
** There are still some standard padding tricks to most [[Game Shows]], including having the host talk to the contestant about his or her life and what they plan to do with their winnings in excruciating detail, interviewing relatives and/or other audience members, or sometimes airing "filler" vignettes relating to the game. Another trick involves having an audience being invited to play an abbreviated or modified version of the game for a nominal prize -- forprize—for example, ''[[Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?]]'' will have an audience member answer the next question a departing contestant would have been faced with for a $1,000 prize.
** One game show, a short-lived quizzer named ''Whew!'', averted the padding whenever a contestant defeated his opponent in two straight games (of a best-of-three match). Since the show was "self-contained" -- that is, each episode contained one full game that did not carry over to the next episode -- the producers had the champion play one standard front-game game "against the house" before progressing to the [[Bonus Round]].
* Speaking of ''[[American Gladiators]]'', one of their favorite padding techniques is interviewing each contestants before ''each'' challenge and the winner after said challenges. As an episode will have 4 contestants, and, including the eliminator, about 4 events ''per pair'' of contestants, this adds up to at least 32 interviews. Assuming these interviews are merely a short 45 seconds long (Enough for 1-3 questions) and not including each contestant's intro at the beginning of the episode (which can run from 1 to 2 minutes each) or interviews with the actual gladiators; that padding can count for almost 24 min of a 42 minute ''[[American Gladiators]]'' episode's airtime. To put this in perspective, 24 minute is the average run time, without commercials, of a normal half-hour show - meaning the difference between a half hour show and an hour-long episode of American Gladiator is entirely made of padding. These interviews end up being very redundant (how many different ways can a person say "I'll try my best" or "Yeah I'm going to win!"). Note also that said padding served another important purpose in the newest{{when}} iteration of the show: they gave celebrity host [[Hulk Hogan]] and [[Laila Ali]] screentime.
* ''[[Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?]]'' during its early runs got real bad when stalling contestants dragged out the show. When they got to the harder questions, they would take 5, 10 minutes or more before making their final answer or using a life line. Usually, most contestants would stall some more after their life line was used in order to think over the results. The newer version of Millionaire adds a time limit to each question, forcing contestants to answer quickly. Harder questions have a longer time limit. Answering questions quickly as you could would add to the clock for the 1 million dollar question so contestants could take longer on the final round. The addition of the timer was most likely added to speed up the game so it would allow more new people to enter the hot seat (More people actually ''can'' nowadays).
** However, that does not excuse pauses for dramatic lighting changes and music stings, nor does it excuse suspenseful reveals of the correct answer. The [[Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?]] webgame moves painfully slowly because it types out the question and each individual answer, then has a music sting between each question, presumably as a breather. But there's nowhere near the tension of the game show, because the producers are not in control.
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* ''[[Deal or No Deal]]'' makes ''[[Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?]]'' seem positively ''rushed.'' In any given ten minutes of episode time, there are five minutes of pure stalling and four minutes of the contestant agonizing over "decisions" that are purely luck-based. The remaining minute consists of the banker making offers, which is the only point at which anyone can actually affect the outcome of the game in any way.
** If the contestants were allowed (and smart enough), they could rapid fire their way through all the cases and ignore the banker, cutting their time down to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmZFHjQfx-o less than two minutes]- and there would be an absolutely ''absurd'' amount of grand prize winners, which is why this isn't allowed. (Interestingly enough, however, something not all that dissimilar to that format has been adopted for online versions of the game.)
** Other than '''Deal'', every other hour long ''[[Who Wants to Be Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?|WWTBWWTBAM]]'' game shows born after followed this with the inclusion of [[Commercial Break Cliffhanger]].
* A short game show series called ''[[The Million Pound Drop]]'' that aired live every night for its five episode run was bad with this, dragging out some of the answer reveals out, or just having one door open up to reveal the wrong answer. The worst offence was in the final episode though. As it was a live show, they could not prematurely end the game of the last contestants playing, and on their final question, after they had confirmed their answer, they decided to cut to a commercial break. After the break, the answer was revealed to be wrong, and the credits rolled. Seriously, what was the bloody point of that commercial break if they had given the wrong answer? It kind of makes you wonder if Channel 4 wanted to push back their schedule for the night. Made worse because the host (Davina [[Mc Call]]McCall) will hurry the contestants if they take more than thirty seconds deciding which category to choose - only to take five minutes giving the answer. This format was later adopted as ''[[Million Dollar Money Drop]]'' for the United States on FOX, and it's just as bad, if not worse. They got through 13 questions on the ''2-hour'' premiere. Thankfully, from season two onward of the original series, the padding has mostly disappeared, with them getting through many more teams in a single show and being far better about not dragging out the reveals. Now, they usually have more than one door (often all three of them) drop at once, or have all three wrong answers drop in quick succession.
* ''[[Don't Forget The Lyrics]]'' is extremely bad with this. Most of the contestants don't take their time in making decisions, but once they lock in their lyrics, the show would stall for more than 10 seconds to reveal the correct lyrics. It gets worse when they do this for just revealing a few words at a time. The worst offender is when they build up the suspense to see if the lyrics are right, only to cut away to a commercial break.
* The second episode of ''[[Greed (TV series)|Greed]]'' was infamous for recapping the progress of the show's first million-dollar winners with ''two separate clip montages'' (which mostly consisted of the right answers to each question being lit up again) towards the end of the show, just to make sure that the decision to play for the $2M question could be put off until next week's show.
* The short-lived NBC show ''Identity'' was a major offender of the genre. In one particular episode, the host made it look like he was preparing to ask the last onstage personality to reveal his identity, only to throw it to commercial. Then they came back from commercial, recapped the whole thing, and ''went to commercial again'' before the host ''finally'' got around to asking the personality to reveal her identity... and we're still subjected to ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybVceekCPo thirty-five seconds]'' of random camera shots before she confirmed her identity. Made worse since the contestant had already used one of her [[Lifelines]] to "Ask The Experts", who all pegged the identity of this final person. Commercials included, this question was padded for over ten minutes.
* ''[[1 vs. 100]]'' was a big offender. Early in the first season's run in the US, the show was slowly paced with stalling contestants, chit-chatting between the host and the mob, and stalling after locking in an answer which a [[Commercial Break Cliffhanger]] may occur sometimes before the reveal. The show sped up later by less talking and simultaneously lighting up all the eliminated mob members' panels. Then they completely threw out the improvements in season 2 when the money ladder retooled.
* TV talent show results. Actually announcing who's being kicked off that week takes less than a minute. The results show can be up to an ''hour'', most of which is filled with unnecessary suspense building or flashbacks to contestant's performances last night. As the season goes on, the padding will inevitably get worse as they start to run out of acts to kill time with.
 
 
== Literature ==
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* [[Anne Rice]] actually mocked herself for this. ''[[Queen of the Damned]]'' features a character who tried to read the original ''[[Interview With a Vampire]]'', but couldn't get past all the lengthy atmospheric descriptions.
* ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' suffers fairly frequently from this, occasionally devolving into irrelevant side arcs and [[Purple Prose]] about a stretch of landscape that is ultimately irrelevant to the ongoing plot. There is also all of the irrelevant walking and eating that could have been time-elapsed easily.
** The parts most often criticized for being padding are [[BigNon LippedSequitur Alligator MomentScene|the Tom Bombadil section]] and [[Ending Fatigue|the long period of winding down]] after the climax on Mount Doom.
** Tom Bombadil is largely necessary to the book as it was written. For Merry to help Eowyn kill the Witch-king in Return of the King, he used a sword forged by the Númenorean exiles in Arnor specifically empowered to fight him and his servants (Gandalf even specifically points out the importance of this sword: Its magic crippled the Witch-king both physically and magically, enabling Eowyn to deliver the finishing blow). This sword was recovered from the barrow of one of the ancient northern kings after the Hobbits were trapped in the man's barrow by one of the Barrow-wights. Tom Bombadil rescued the Hobbits from the wights, and retrieved the swords for them from the barrow. The Hobbits ended up in the Barrow-downs in the first place because their route through the Old Forest led them to Tom's home, and the road from Tom's home to Bree passed through them. Tom could certainly be removed as was done in the films, but as done in the films it would have required significant changes either to the story, its surrounding mythology, or both (Merry uses a plain-old sword the Manual states was once Théodred's instead of the bad ass Númenorean blade of the book. Meanwhile, the Noldorin daggers given to Merry and Pippin by Galadriel in the films are completely neglected and could have easily stood in as a surrogate for his Barrow-blade). As for the ending, the climax of the book was ''not'' the Ring going into the fire, but actually the confrontation with Saruman in the Shire.
* [[Charles Dickens]] was paid by the word, and sometimes it shows. So were [[Alexandre Dumas]], Leo Tolstoy, and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Which explains why The Scarlet Letter is a 15-page short story shoehorned into 200 pages and begins with ''a chapter-long description of the outside of a church''.
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** Not to mention all the step-by-step descriptions of Bella getting up, brushing her teeth, picking out her clothes, making breakfast for her and Charlie, [[Serial Escalation|closing all the pop-up boxes after running her web browser]], etc.
** Removing all the padding from ''Twilight'' would reduce the entire series to about 50 pages. The most extreme example of padding was in the second book (''New Moon''), where there are (literally) ten blank pages in the middle of the book. It essentially goes blank when Edward decides he must remove all traces of his life from Bella's, leading to the [[Unfortunate Implications]] [http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317857.html surmised by one reviewer] that Bella, as a woman, is [[Stay in the Kitchen|nothing without a man in her life]].
* ''[[How Not to Write A Novel]]'' describes a form of [[Padding]] the writers call "The Second Argument in the Laundromat", where more than one scene is used to establish exactly the same thing.
* [[Lampshade Hanging|Lampshaded]] in ''[[The Princess Bride (novel)|The Princess Bride]]'', where [[William Goldman]] describes several pages of padding in roughly a page and a half. The book is actually called the abridged version!
* Jaroslav Hašek (best known for his novel, ''The Good Soldier Švejk'') parodied this in a short story, featuring a writer who is paid by lines, so he writes dialogues like this:
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* Averted, for once, in the latest translation of Eusebius's Church History. While the original contained the archaic, flowery, and above all padded grammar structure which one would expect from a fourth-century historian, translator Paul L. Maier managed to eliminate excess verbiage and break the longer sentences into smaller, more comprehensible chunks, perhaps thinking of the casual reader who isn't using the book to study for a doctorate.
* The [[Vietnam War]] novel ''War Dogs'' adds an extended fight sequence between a tiger and the black ops group leader (which leads in AND out of a river) after an assassination scene. The fight has utterly zero bearing on the plot and it gets little attention from the group when he returns. There is quite literally no reason for this scene to exist other than to pad the length of the chapter.
 
 
== Live-Action TV ==
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* Spoofed on ''[[Garth Marenghi's Darkplace]]'', as the explanation for their use of slow-mo. The episodes are all said to have come several minutes short, and therefore every bit of footage that wasn't dialogue was considered for slow-mo to pad the episodes out.
* Prevalent to an astonishing degree in Indian soap operas - numerous flashbacks, recaps, and slow-motion reaction shots (the same ones often repeated several times in the course of one conversation) mean that the proportion of new footage in any given episode can often seem rather low.
* Vic Fontaine in the last season of ''[[Star Trek: Deep Space Nine|Star Trek Deep Space Nine]]'' was given huge chunks of the show to sing [[Frank Sinatra]] songs. The thing is that this was padding that was widely regarded as unnecessary, given the loads of pivotal events going on at this time. This made Vic not a fondly -looked -upon character by fans.
* This is a popular topic for parody/lampshading/self-referential humor in comedy, especially sketch comedy. For instance, the dead-end trip to "Bolton" in the dead parrot sketch on ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]''.
{{quote|'''Eric Praline:''' Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?
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* ''[[7th Heaven]]'' had what was dubbed by [[Television Without Pity]] the "Opening Credits Timewaster", [[Once an Episode]]. It would usually feature one member of the family performing a mundane chore. Riveting.
* As seen on ''[[Mock the Week]]'':
{{quote|'''Scottish Comedian who isn't Frankie Boyle:<ref>That's Fred MacAuley, thank you</ref>:''' ... And the detail is vital in padding out the routine...}}
* Most series of ''[[Power Rangers]]'' live on this trope. Hope you like [[Transformation Sequence|morphing sequences!]] You know when an episode ran short when the full sequence plays instead of the instant, five second and/or split-screen variations. ''[[Power Rangers Samurai|Samurai]]'' is the worst offender with some episodes with multiple "sequences" in full in the same episode.
* Not just Power Rangers, but [[Super Sentai]] as well. Alongside the morphing sequence, there's the roll call, the sentai pose, the combining weapons into a blaster, the summoning the zords, and the megazord formation. It's the use of all this stock footage over and over that kept the budget low and kept the show on the air for nearly 20 years in America and thirty five in Japan.
* ''[[True Blood]]'' season one was described by the movie magazine ''Empire'' as having "more padding than the Michelin man."
* ''[[Myth BustersMythBusters]]'' has a lot of this; both the cast clowning around and, far less forgivably, endless recaps of what happened previously in the episode. At least one overseas program (Australia's ''[[Beyond Tomorrow]]'') has repackaged some of their episodes into fifteen-minute segments with new narration, that covered the material quite well.
* [[Once an Episode|Every episode]] of ''[[The Two Ronnies]]'' featured Ronnie Corbett sitting in a chair telling a joke but going off on no end of humorous tangents and deviations, without which the joke would have taken well under a minute to tell and [[Tropes Are Not Bad|wouldn't have been all that funny anyway]].
* One of the best examples of this involved the montages in the ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' episode "Window Of Opportunity", which is about a [[Groundhog Day Loop|time loop]] (time loop episodes themselves are practically half padding anyway). The show came in short, so they added scenes where O'Neill and Teal'c realize they can do anything they want in a loop and not face consequences for it, they get very creative...
* [[World's Wildest Police Videos]] and related "Wildest Videos" shows are almost all padding. The incidents are repeated as what is coming up in the next few segments, next segments, and usually at least five times during its actual presentation, usually in slow motion. Each hour-long episode probably consists of less than five minutes of original footage.
* Described as a common criticism of the first half of ''[[The Walking Dead]]'''s second season, partially on account of the setting (a rural farm in Georgia). Due to the isolated nature of the farm, and the characters not having much to do outside of looking for one of their group (who went missing), a majority of each episode is devoted to drawn-out conversations between characters, sometimes repeating the same information two or three times (Rick has a conversation with Herschel Greene about letting them stay on his property once an episode, on average). Meanwhile, the main plot of the early episodes (find Sophia Peletier) is reiterated by at least one character in each episode, while several other story threads (Lori Grimes discovering she's pregnant and trying to keep it a secret, Dale thinking Shane is hiding a dark secret) are rehashed constantly, with little payoff.
* ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' has its "Engaging Chevrons" sequence, which used to have its very own page on this wiki.
 
** Perhaps as [[Lampshade Hanging]], in [[The Documentary]] episode of ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'', Walter (whose job it is to make the announcement, and who, at this point in the series, had never been seen to do anything else) painstakingly describes his entire purpose in life, explaining that he usually says "Chevron seven locked" rather than "Chevron seven encoded" just for a bit of variety.
** ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' also periodically uses a falling-through-the-wormhole animation for similar purposes. Despite the movie using the exact same format, it was not really intended as filler, but suspense.
** The Earth gate has to be dialed by spinning the ring thanks to the jury-rigged dialing computer, which is, essentially, how you would dial it manually in the absence of a DHD, which dials as fast as you can press the buttons.
*** One wonders why, later, they didn't just tear the dialing console out of a Puddle Jumper and use it...
* Subverted in the first episode of ''[[Stargate Atlantis]]'', when the Atlantean gate is first activated. Dr. McKay starts in on the chevron announcement, but stops and just pushes all seven buttons in rapid succession after Dr. Weir gives him a dirty look.
* ''[[Stargate Universe]]'' does the "Engaging Chevrons" [[padding]] without a trace of irony (because that wouldn't be [[Darker and Edgier|Dark or Edgy]]) for all ''nine'' chevrons. Twice! But thankfully they don't bother doing it beyond that point, even though the old-style rotary gate dials slowly enough. Though the first nine chevron dialing could be deemed as being as dramatic as the (now standard) seven were in the original movie.
** Lampshaded by Rodney McKay in ''Seizure'': "I may just be the brilliant scientist relegated to shouting out the obvious in terms of chevrons here, but..."
* The [[Battlestar Galactica (2004 TV series)|reimagined ''Battlestar Galactica'']] padded much of its fourth season by having whole episodes devoted to a disagreement with an obvious logical compromise that any viewer with two brain cells to rub together could come up with in about three minutes.
* Parodied in ''[[The Colbert Report]]'' with an episode of Tek Jansen. "Engage front landing thruster!" "Front landing thruster engaged." "Engage rear landing thruster!" "Rear landing thruster engaged", etc for about 5 different landing thrusters, and a long, slow view of each one being engaged. It took up most of the short.
* ''[[Thunderbirds]]''! At least they showed different parts of the launch sequence each episode instead of showing the entire sequence, to keep from being ''too'' repetitive.
* ''[[iCarly]]'': In 5... 4... 3... 2... ([[Wayne's World|you don't say the one]]).
* ''[[Power Rangers]]'' (and all of the [[Toku|similar series]]), where they show the exact same transformation ritual scenes every episode. However, it goes by a lot faster than a lot of other examples. The Zord summoning can go on in some series, though.
** Season 2 was particularly [[Egregious]] about this, going from the rangers holding their hands up and calling their zords in unison in season 1 to each character having an individual [[Super Sentai Stance]] for his or her zord, followed by the Zord changing from its season one form into its season two form - something you'd think would only need to be done once.
* ''[[Legend of the Seeker]]'': When Kahlan uses her [[Mind Control]] "Confession" thing on somebody the first time, the clouds part, the sky darkens, thunder rumbles, her eyes go black, and she passes out for nearly a minute. Averted, in that the production quickly tones it down for subsequent uses. By the second season, she barely breaks her stride.
* Lest we forget the original Adam West ''[[Batman (TV series)|Batman]]'' series: "Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed"... then the rocket engine ignites, they take off out of Bronson Canyon... and off to Gotham City, past that sign stating, "Gotham City 14 miles."
* Vulcan mind melds in ''[[Star Trek]]'' tend to involve a mantra similar to "My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts. Our minds are merging." By the end of ''[[Star Trek: Voyager|Voyager]]'', though, Tuvok's mind melds usually just consisted of "My mind to your mind."
* In the fourth season of the original series of ''[[Knight Rider]]'', KITT gets a Super Pursuit Mode upgrade that allows him super-speed. This is achieved with various aerodynamic bits and winglets popping out, with the same stock footage used over and over. By the end of the season this was occasionally omitted or achieved in a jump-cut. On the other hand, sometimes it was used multiple times an episode.
 
== Radio ==
* Copious padding is pretty much the only way to hold on to the subject in ''[[Just a Minute]]''.
* ''[[The Goon Show]]'' would occasionally make jokes about stuff being put in to make up the time. (If nothing else, surely there was no dramatic need to have the musical interludes - although Ray Ellington is good enough that it's not really a cause for complaint). They didn't really have a choice. BBC sketch shows were usually [[Executive Meddling|required to feature musical numbers]], especially since they had to have an orchestra there to play the incidental music.
 
 
== Theatre ==
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* French "grand operas" of the 19th century usually contain elaborate ballet sequences that have nothing to do with the plot.
* In [[Richard Wagner]] opera's, people usually take half an hour to die, while singing.
* In ''You're a Good Man Charlie Brown'', the class is assigned a book report on ''Peter Rabbit'' -- which must be 100 words in length. Lucy's final sentence of her book report, and the final words of the associated song, reads, "'And they were very very very very very very happy to be home. The End' ... 95 ... 96 ... 97 ... 98 ... 99 ... 100 <whew>!" This is on top of other sentences in her report listing the exact vegetables found in Farmer Brown's garden.
 
 
== Tabletop RPG ==
* Done extra shamelessly in ''[[Dungeons and& Dragons]]'' 3+ ed. [[Sourcebook|materials]]': just repeat the basic definitions ''present even in the free reference document'' for each and every entry -- overentry—over and over.
** Mocked in ''Book of Oafish Might'' via "Redundant Creature" template (it repeats all this dull stuffing ''twice'').
* As with the laundromat example above, the television-inspired RPG Primetime Adventures strongly encourages players to avoid this.
{{quote|'''Good scene:''' A protagonist expresses grief over the loss of a loved one.
'''Bad scene:''' A protagonist expresses grief over the loss of a loved one ''for the fifth time in the same episode''. }}
 
 
== Video Games ==
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** Towards the end, we're told that the card key (part of a set of 3) to deactivate Metal Gear REX we've had since midway through disc one was actually all three in one. However, using the key three times requires backtracking around the base, which seemed kinda pointless. Luckily, the Gamecube remake has two pipes that, when shot, produce a spray of its chemicals that can instantly heat or freeze the key card, making the return trips a LOT shorter.
** Take point A, the Tank Hangar, the first building you come to. Take point B, the Comms tower. You travel from point A to point B. You encounter a situation that you can't deal with without a certain weapon. So you travel from point B to point A, to pick it up. Correctly armed, you head back to point B, and deal with the situation. You are then captured, and dragged... back to point A. Once you escape... then its off to point B. Your game continues as normal from this point. A-B, B-A, A-B again, and A-B a third time. You cover essentially the same territory FOUR times. This is a short ten hour game WITH all the backtracking.
** [[Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater]] contains a segment where you climb a ladder for two minutes straight. Fortunately you are treated to an abridged, a capella rendition of the [[Crowning Music of Awesome|main theme.]]
* ''[[Super Smash Bros.]]'':
** The Great Maze in ''Brawl''. Many people complained about this final portion of the adventure mode since you're revisiting most of the levels you encountered plus having to fight ALL the boss characters you fought already and ALL of the playable characters before you were allowed to reach the [[Final Boss]]. Luckily, the maze is littered with warp points and save points.
** Also the "Break the targets!" minigame if you want [[Hundred-Percent100% Completion]], as you need to beat the 5 stages with ALL THIRTY-FIVE CHARACTERS, for a grand total of 175 plays, more if you didn't get the "beat under X time" trophies. Why is this [[Padding]]? Because the previous games had each playable character get their own unique stage (And the same for the "Board the platforms!" on the original) and that was it, thus totalled to about two dozen and fairly different plays on each game, perhaps a few more for the time requeriments in ''Melee''. And you could even get them while beating Classic mode with everyone, unlike in Brawl where you can't get out more than 2 levels per character doing that, tops. Basically, you have to do a lot more work while the programmers did a lot less. Thanks, pals, thanks.
* ''[[No More Heroes]]'':
** Grinding for money between ranking fights in the first game. Removed from ''Desperate Struggle''; now you only need money for the gym, Naomi and (if you want) [[Virtual Paper Doll|Airport 51]].
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** The parking lot battle before Rank 4 in ''Desperate Struggle'' goes on for some twenty minutes. And you ''still'' have to fight through the department store afterwards...
* Many [[Tales (series)|Tales]] games have, about 2/3 into the game, a Padding Session. It is never the same - sometimes you're required to collect (usually five) [[Tales of Phantasia|sum]][[Tales of Rebirth|mons]], or jewels, or [[Tales of Legendia|ancient stone tablets]], but the game will always want you to run through four or more dungeons after small artifacts for the main story to go on.
** Typically it's just the "slow part" of the story. You can skip some of 'em, but if you skipped the [[Padding]] in ''[[Tales of the Abyss]]'', you'd wonder why the world didn't sink into a [[Plot Hole]] while you were wandering around.
* In ''[[The Elder Scrolls|Morrowind]]'', if you don't get your athletics skill up and have auto-run on, going to towns that aren't covered by silt-striders will ''very'' definitely seem like this.
* An excerpt from the [https://web.archive.org/web/20110323064532/http://www.freewebs.com/captain_gamer/ GamerBlog]'s review of ''[[Sonic Rush Series|Sonic Rush Adventure]]'':
{{quote|'''Surely enough, near the endplot, I need three 'hints' to open a door. Oh, dear, says Sonic Rush Adventure, where could these hints be? You'll just have to go around and search the other islands! Too bad you'll have to slog through the stages and mini games first, and still you might not even get to the right island because who really remembers which island is which? Oh ho ho ho ho! No, I said to Sonic Rush Adventure, I will go along with your arbitrary punishment of my curiosity as least I can. I logged on to [[Game FAQsGameFAQs]].com and looked up the appropriate islands, each of which I had already visited before.}}
** Also, if you visit those islands before you've gotten the ''hints'' option, you'll see the hints '''in plain sight'''. The crew will debate them for a bit, then decide to leave them. Tails, Mr. IQ 400, will look back at them as you all walk away, making this into a failed attempt at [[Foreshadowing]].
** Then there's the fact that to get to new zones, you'll need new ships. To make new ships, you'll need to revisit ''old'' zones for the material. And do it repeatedly for all the mission extras.
* The 2008 ''[[Alone in Thethe Dark]]'' game will not let you proceed to new areas until you've destroyed a set number of evil trees that are spread out all over Central Park.
* Contacting Demons in most ''[[Megami Tensei]]'' and a few ''[[Persona]]'' games. Sometimes it may be somewhat amusing ("Mark Danced Crazy!") but it'd be quite crazy. Especially considering [[Guide Dang It|you probably have no idea what to say to them]] or [[Soup Cans|still need to look at a guide to find who should say what to them despite being told what the demon's traits are]].
** In regards to [[Persona 3]] and [[Persona 4|4]], it's the [[Forced Level Grinding]] and fusion reshuffling that accounts for much of the games' Padding. [[Random Number God|Unless you're lucky]], you can spend a LOT of time reshuffling to get a fused Persona with the abilities you need to face the next boss. The grinding is especially egregious in the case of bosses with extremely high offensive power and no weaknesses; unless you get lucky with whatever status effects they can be afflicted with (if any), you can only do little other than stay alive, chip away at the bosses' health, and hope the RNG doesn't hate you too much.
*** Plus, in harder difficulties, all that really changes in fighting the bosses is them having ''even more'' HP and offensive power, which adds ''even more'' padding by forcing you to grind [[Rule of Three|''even more'']] to possibly win. These issues of grinding and reshuffling, in any difficulty at Normal or above, make winning those fights involve at least as much patience as they do actual strategy.
*** However, [[Anti-Frustration Features|some of these problems have been fixed in Persona 4 Golden.]] This is because you can (for the most part) choose what skills your fused Personas inherit from the fusion materials; that eliminates the reshuffling issue. Also, the adjustable difficulty setting for exp gain can lighten the load for grinding.
* Just about every ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' game has this to some degree, all the moreso if you count sidequests. The biggest offender being ''[[Final Fantasy VIII]]'', wherein you spend a fair chunk of the third disc essentially running around in circles accomplishing nothing (or in grand Squaresoft story tradition, [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|making things worse]]).
** ''[[Final Fantasy IX]]'' takes it even further and fills the game with [[Broken Bridge|broken bridges]] and [[Fetch Quest|fetch quests]] after every dungeon from disc two on. Most of disc 3 involves the [[Big Bad]] literally dumping you into the wilderness to wander around and procure a [[MacGuffin]] for him in the process.
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* The vast majority of content in every MMO ever made.
* Elevators and Pellerators (Also go sideways) in [[Starship Titanic]], the only padding that can get annoyed at you if treat them badly.
* After players were completing ascension runs much faster than the ''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]'' dev team intended to be possible, they not only rolled out two levels worth of additional content with the NS13 expansion, but also lots and lots of [[Nerf|Nerfs]]s and padding. Among the many methods used to slow down players was a fixed total delay, randomly distributed among several of the required quests in each run. With each quest, the player had to waste enough turns futilely attempting to completely the quest to run down the delay timer, during which the proper [[Random Encounters|Random Encounter]] needed to advance the quest was impossible to come across, no matter how much you boosted your chances.
* The [[Insurmountable Waist High Fence|Insurmountable Waist High Fences]]s in ''[[Resident Evil]]'', like the infamous "rickety knob door" in the ''REmake'' and the "dead man's conveyor" in ''5''. All of them overlap with [[Fake Difficulty]].
* Games with map/level editors can fall into this if the authors don't make their levels flow smoothly. Some people think making a level long as possible with lots of fluff or have a level with lots of winding paths will keep people entertained, but this can cause players to quickly lose interest and give up playing.
* The ''[[Star Wars]]''-inspired game ''[[Star Wars: Dark Forces|Dark Forces]]'' is programmed so that your least dangerous enemies (Imperial Stormtroopers, mostly) literally come back to life after you've killed them if you stay in a particular area too long. [[All There in the Manual|In the handbook]], it is suggested that the game designers provided for enemy regeneration in order to encourage you not to linger and complete each mission as quickly as possible. A rare instance where Padding on the player's part actually results in ''more'' Padding.
* ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]'' has one near the end of the game. To advance the plot, Mario has to find a certain person and talk to him to get to the next area. When Mario gets to the location where the character was seen last, he is told that he just missed the guy and is somewhere else instead. This repeats several times, making Mario literally travel all over the world until he finds the person sleeping in a bed in a far off place. The character won't wake up until you whack him with your hammer several times. The whole padded trip could have been avoided if the character in question waited a few minutes more for Mario to arrive.
* ''[[Mario Kart]] 7'' has lots of padding for the unlockables. In order to unlock the majority of the parts for your kart, you have to earn coins during races and get enough coins to unlock a part. However, you can only hold 10 coins max in a race and thanks to the [[The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard|cheating AI]], along with the crazy items, it's a nightmare to hold onto your coins. There's over 30+ parts in the game and several parts, if you can't take advantage of the online mode or the Street Pass feature, can force you to collect beyond ''10,000 coins!'' Needless to say, you will be playing this game a lot if you want to get [[One Hundred Percent Completion]].
* The story mode of ''[[Diddy Kong Racing]]'' has very obvious amounts of this. First you have to race through each track in a world, then beat the boss. Then you get the silver tokens in each track, and beat them again, then fight the boss again. Then you complete a marathon of each of the tracks in a world, then beat the boss ''again.'' Repeat this for each world, then fight Wizpig. Only to find out there's ''another world with these same challenges before you refight Wizpig.''
* [[Seen It a Million Times]] in video games to disguise load times. An especially notorious example is the opening door from the ''[[Resident Evil]]'' games; although the much faster loading times of the PS2 and the Gamecube technically mean it's not necessary, it was left due to tradition in ''Code: Veronica'', ''RE 0'' and the ''RE 1'' remake, and wasn't dropped until ''Resident Evil 4''.
 
** The PC version of [[Resident Evil]] also had them, but they were skippable (after the game finished loading, at least, something barely noticeable even on contemporary machines).
** ''[[Mass Effect]]''. Slowest elevators the universe has ever seen. People claim that they hate the game ''for no other reason'' than that those endless elevator-sequences drives them to distraction. Admittedly, when there's some plot relevant announcement or witty comrade banter it's not ''too'' bad, but the rest... egh. The Unreal engine can do much better than that. (Also fixed in the PC version.) Mocked [http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/11/16/nitpicking-mass-effect-part-two/ here] by [[Penny Arcade]]. Arguably ''the'' worst is the elevator on the Normandy. Going down one level? Almost thirty seconds. No music. No radio. No other characters talking. And then you have to go back up when you want to go somewhere else in the ship!
{{quote|"There are 27 lines of bricks in this damn elevator." [[The Count of Monte Cristo|"But have you named them yet?"]]}}
** The PC version isn't completely immune:
{{quote|'''Normandy:''' Stand by shore party. Decontamination in progress... Decontamination in progress... Decontamination in progress... Decontamination in progress...
'''Shepard:''' Come on! }}
*** The sequel replaces the elevator rides with a loading sequence, which is probably worse, since you just get animations of something happening. While the original ''Normandy'' was all one level with no additional loading, the second one has to load every floor, including the captain's quarters, which consists of ''one room'' (granted, this one loads pretty fast).
** ''[[Metroid Prime]]'' had load time elevators but they were pretty short due to the quick load time of the Gamecube and awesome because it was the best way to check out suit upgrades. The more annoying version was that doors sometimes stayed closed until the rooms behind them finished loading. In a game with much [[Back Tracking]], that got old really fast.
** ''[[Prince of Persia]]: Warrior Within'' and ''The Two Thrones'' played an animation in full when loading, forcing you to watch the entire animation even if the actual load time was a fraction of a second. This could, fortunately, be avoided by manually deleting the videos files in question.
** [[Mass Effect]] had another example with the pre-mind-meld speech given by the Asari commando on Feros. Averted later; whenever Liara melds with Shepard all she says beforehand is "Embrace eternity!", and by the end of her romance arc she doesn't even need that much.
* ''[[Steel Battalion]]'' deserves a special mention here because it actually has you, the player, do the padding. Five switches on the game's almost absurd flight-stick-esque controller were dedicated to being flipped on during the start-up sequence before each mission, then off again between missions.
 
== Web Comics ==
* ''[[8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Eight Bit Theater]]'' has a lot of this. First, there are episodes with practically only dialogues (but being an RPG spoof, [[Talking Is a Free Action|people talking too much]] was obligatory). Then, the webcomicweb comic is running since 2001, has <s>almost</s> over 1000 episodes, and only now{{when}} is reaching the end of ''[[Final Fantasy I]]'', due all the Padding (which included storylines not in the game [[Wacky Wayside Tribe|and with no plot relevance]]). Fortunately, the padding is [[Rule of Funny|usually funny enough]] that [[Tropes Are Not Bad|it's not a problem]].
** Spoofed in the [[All Just a Dream]] fake ending: "That dream was like 80% filler."
** The finale reveals that {{spoiler|all of the comic from after the battle with lich until Chaos shows up was essentially padding, just the characters going on pointless quests that in the end had no effect on the plot.}}
* The "yellow musk creeper" storyline from [[Goblins]] didn't really accomplish anything except get the heroes to second level.
* The "Grace's Birthday Party" arc of ''[[El Goonish Shive]]'' is 90% Dan Shive [[Author Appeal|drawing with one hand]] and 10% "Nanase and Ellen hook up". It has gotten better eventually, particularly once the job of [[Mr. Exposition]] was removed as a general trait and given almost entirely to a single character.
* ''[[Looking for Group]]'' is cutting down on the number of panels per page and including more overly long gags, with some pointless splash pages. Sohmer says one of his favourite book series is ''[[The Wheel of Time]]'', so maybe being worried this will increase is a good thing.
* ''[[Misfile]]'' is getting better about this, but for a while there was an abundance of establishing panels for scenes that would last for two or three pages, to the point where some pages, were just sky shots, leading to jokes in the forums about the sky being a main character.
* Nice aversion in [[Phil Foglio]]'s comic ''[[Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20150428205607/http://www.airshipentertainment.com/buckcomic.php?date=20090303 here].
 
{{quote|"Ready to begin speaking in [[Techno Babble]], sir."
"Oh, shut up, it's just us. Turn it on!" }}
* Sometimes joked about in the [[Alt Text]] of ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''. "I briefly considered doing a week of him falling down the stairs." "Who's ready to see bodies get disintegrated and mash together!? Cause that's what you're getting for the next six pages." etc.
 
== Web Original ==
* Nick Phillips' gratuitous use of padding is parodied in [[The Cinema Snob]]'s review of ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131008224421/http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/02/20/death-nurse.aspx Death Nurse 2]'' in a [["Previously On..."]] segment where the Snob eats some leftover chinese food to kill screen time, and concedes that it's basically ''Death Nurse'' in a nutshell.
 
 
== Western Animation ==
* ''[[Family Guy]]'' does this a lot. The creators admitted that the vaudeville singers were added just to fill out time before commercials and the absolute worst example was the inclusion of a three-minute [[Conway Twitty]] music video in "The Juice Is Loose!" (Don't ''ever'' say the words "Conway Twitty" around ''any'' ''[[Family Guy]]'' fan. [[You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry|You will not like the results]].)
** Then there was the scene of the Englishmen sitting around clearing their throats that ran for maybe a full minute. At least the Conway Twitty scene had a song.
** One of the bonus clips after "Brian & Stewie" was a deleted scene from an earlier episode of that season that was almost as long as the Conway Twitty song, almost as uneventful and repetitive as the Englishmen-clearing-their-throats scene, and, oh yeah, ''ripped wholesale from another source''. Thank God they had the sense to delete it... and yet, they decided they had to air it anyway later on. A better written show would not have even bothered to put a scene like this on the DVD. No, wait, scratch that. A better written show wouldn't have been ''able'' to put it on the DVD, because they'd have dropped it ''before'' the show was sent to the animators.
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** Similar to the 3-minute Conway Twitty clip note above, "Foreign Affairs" includes David Bowie and Mick Jagger's music video of "Dancing in the Street" shown in its entirety, introduced [[Cutaway Gag|cutaway-style]] by Peter, who claims it's "the gayest music video of all time." Not an animated version of the video, just the music video itself.
** Peter vs the Chicken, especially the later ones that go on for 4 to 6 minutes long.
*** All thanks to the [[Cloning Blues|cloning]] experiments of a certain doctor.
** The episode "Wasted Talent" has Peter trip on the sidewalk and hurt his knee, causing him to hold it pain and tough it out for almost 30 seconds. This gets mirrored in another episode several seasons later where Lois goes through the same gag, but winds up injuring ''her boobs''.
** A gag from "Baby You Knock Me Out" had a scene where Peter gets a birthday card from Cleveland where he records his voice, but apparently got into a [[Police Brutality|run-in with an officer]]. This was mainly used to save on animation and time. In fact Peter blinked his eyes '''once''' during the whole scene.
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** The episode "The D'oh-cial Network" contains both a two minute long [[Lampshade Hanging|"Show's Too Short"]] short at the end of the episode ''and'' an unusually long [[Couch Gag]].
** Couch gags in general are either padded or shrunk depending on whether or not the rest of the episode plus the commercials fill all 1800 seconds of the 30-minute timeslot. The writers quite enjoy this bit of breathing room.
* Given its dirt-cheap production values, the 60s Canadian TV series [[Rocket Robin Hood]] is a good example -- toexample—to the point that, between the overlong opening sequences, the oft-repeated "character profiles" and the show's annoying habit of recapping, at length, what happened ''before the last commercial break,'' any given half-hour episode would probably contain no more than five minutes original animation.
* The [[Spider-Man (1967 TV series)|''Spider-Man'']] cartoon from the the 1960's was loaded with lengthy padding shots of Spidey swinging across New York for several minutes at a time, especially in the second and third seasons, where the budget had been cut immenslyimmensely and the stories were now 21 minutes long instead of two 10 minute episodes. It should be noted that these seasons were made by the same people who did Rocket Robin Hood, mentioned above.
* ''[[Robot Chicken]]'' parodies this in the episode "Help Me".
* The ending musical number of ''[[Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation]]'' lasts for six minutes, and has nothing to do with the plot.
 
 
== Others ==
* Much the same as the [[Charles Dickens]] example above, lawyers used to be paid by the word, and as such went to absurd extremes to remove all possible, conceivable ambiguity from whatever was getting passed into law. This was the subject of a lightbulb joke in which the answer to the question "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" goes on for THREE PAGES. This is also why even modern legal writing uses grammar rules and word usage completely at odds with any other written English. Seriously, try reading a EULA or congressional bill all the way through and imagine how your old English teachers would react.
* If you do this during any form of [[Role Playing]], be it freeform or Tabletop, it's a ''very'' good way to start annoying the other players. Yes long and descriptive posts help, and the [["Stop Having Fun!" Guys]] will demand nothing but (Mileage may vary, of course), and telling us what's important helps before you have to railroad us, but that doesn't mean you really shouldn't take so dang long describing it that we have to ask you to pause for bathroom breaks or wade through pages of text to find what's actually ''relevant'' in the short novel that is your post. An easy way to tell if someone will do this is by teling them you only have two hours to be online. If they seem disappointed, they're going to pad like the dickens.
* [[Jeff Dunham]] has a tendency to do this. In a recent{{when}} show, Achmed spent like half an hour making gay jokes to the Guitar Guy before singing a song, and it took about ''as long'' to get Peanut to read a letter. If you were to take a drink every time Peanut repeated the "Taste of-a-China" joke, you'd be dead drunk before the end of the routine. It's one thing if you're trying to build up the joke so it'll be funny, but when you've repeated the ''same joke'' multiple times, it stops being funny and is more annoying.
* ''[[Mad Magazine]]'' parodied this with "Padded Magazine Articles", such as "Growing Prize-Winning Roses:"
{{quote|''Albert J. Sorenson of Hamhank, Mich. is a very, very, very, very fine rose grower. He has won many, many, many, many prizes for his extremely lovely and beautiful blossoms including first prize in his division in the Wayne Country Fair, which is held annually each year in June near Detroit a large city in Michigan which is the best known for the manufacture of automobiles but also has other industries.''}}
* The Graduation ceremony would take a ''LOT'' less time if they simply omitted the boring parts nobody listens to anyways.
* Critics of [[Yes]]’ ''Tales From Topographic Oceans'' album ([[Creator Backlash|including Rick Wakeman)]] point to its contrived format (a double album with [[Epic Rocking|one 20-ish minute epic per album side]]), requiring lots of [[Your Mileage May Vary|superfluous material]] to maintain the format.
* Padding is quite common in fanfic, with some writers and readers believing that length is a sign of quality. It often takes the form of [[Department of Redundancy Department|scenes that establish points of character and plot that have already been established]], or that [[Non Sequitur Scene|don't establish anything at all and are completely forgotten afterwards]]. Likewise this happens in [[Role Play]] too, since people often assume the length of your post is directly proportional to your skill. It all depends heavily on the group of people you role play with. Casual role play groups may not care how long or short your posts are but the more dedicated and serious role players will demand you to make a post with a certain amount of length. Additionally, some fanfic hosting sites have minimum word-count requirements. This can end up causing stories that would otherwise flow smoothly to be stuffed with filler and [[Purple Prose]] to make the quota.
* An unusual example is a recent car commercial, where two men are standing next to each other, staring at the car. One says "call her," the commercial then pauses in silence for a full three seconds, before he replies with "OK," and the commercial continues as normal.
 
* Padding is quite common in fanfic, with some writers and readers believing that length is a sign of quality. It often takes the form of [[Department of Redundancy Department|scenes that establish points of character and plot that have already been established]], or that [[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|don't establish anything at all and are completely forgotten afterwards]]. Likewise this happens in [[Role Play]] too, since people often assume the length of your post is directly proportional to your skill. It all depends heavily on the group of people you role play with. Casual role play groups may not care how long or short your posts are but the more dedicated and serious role players will demand you to make a post with a certain amount of length. Additionally, some fanfic hosting sites have minimum word-count requirements. This can end up causing stories that would otherwise flow smoothly to be stuffed with filler and [[Purple Prose]] to make the quota.
== Real Life ==
* Much the same as the [[Charles Dickens]] example above, lawyers used to be paid by the word, and as such went to absurd extremes to remove all possible, conceivable ambiguity from whatever was getting passed into law. This was the subject of a lightbulb joke in which the answer to the question "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" goes on for THREE PAGES. This is also why even modern legal writing uses grammar rules and word usage completely at odds with any other written English. Seriously, try reading a EULA or congressional bill all the way through and imagine how your old English teachers would react.
* The Graduation ceremony would take a ''LOT'' less time if they simply omitted the boring parts nobody listens to anyways.
* Any college student knows that, when a writing assignment requires a minimum length, at least one page of that paper will be nothing but padding to stretch it out to the required length.
* [[NaNoWriMo]] is a contest to write a 50,000 word novel. To achieve 50,000 words, one might make the characters quote entire songs or poems, just to add some words. Same goes for [[Script Frenzy]].
* Although it's for a very good reason, this occurs a lot in real life with many operations requiring the reading out of long and sometimes quite repetitive checklists. A well known example is the launch of a Space Shuttle, but a more common example occurs before and at various times during a commercial airliner flight. Safety is obviously the main purpose here, but particularly for televised events like a shuttle launch, it does add to the drama considerably.
** The Shuttle is particularly funny, because the countdown has "built-in holds". For missions to the ISS, the launch window is only five minutes long; if you don't hit it, there's a scrub. So they have a clock saying it's X amount of time before the launch, but it's really more than that, and they stop the clock now and then for a predetermined amount of time, so that by the time the final hold is over, the displayed time to launch is equal to the actual time to launch. This probably doesn't make a whole lot more or less sense than Daylight Savings Time if you really think about it...
** I imagine this is so that if there's a last minute error in one of their systems they have time to fix it built into the countdown rather than having to rush the repair to remain on schedule.
* The "talking filibuster" in politics is exactly this. An opposition party may want to kill a proposed tax as a job-killing nightmare, but lacks enough seats in the legislature to vote it down outright. Even if they can't kill it, they can delay it by dragging debate on endlessly by padding oratory ''ad nauseum''; instead of merely saying "this measure will hurt everyone" why not name everyone who's going to be harmed economically by painstakingly reading the entire white-page telephone directory of each of the nation's ten largest cities into the recorded debate, one name at a time? It likely won't help, but it will allow the opposition party to boldly go to the electorate next time and claim to have taken every measure to defeat the hated new tax that put everyone on the unemployment line.
 
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