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[[File:mokou-wriggle-daughter_3752daughter 3752.jpg|link=Touhou (Video Game)|rightframe|Congratulations! It's a... something!]]
 
{{quote|''When you cross a male with a female, you expect to get a son or a daughter, not a hermaphrodite.''|'''[[Richard Dawkins]]''', ''The Greatest Show On Earth''}}
|'''[[Richard Dawkins]]''', ''The Greatest Show On Earth''}}
 
When writing [[Kid Fic]], it's of course necessary to come up with an identity for the child. This can be an interesting and fun experience - different traits from the two parents are passed on in unique and sometimes unexpected ways (some genetic traits even skip a generation!), forming a new, wholly original person.
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Of course, even ''this'' is beyond the grasp of certain fans, and thusly they just begin mashing up traits of the two parents. Now this is where the trope comes into play:
Say Alice and Bob just got their freak on, What's the little bundle of joy gonna look like? Like Alice? Bob? A randomly decided combination of both parents through a complex series of gene combinations? .... HEEEECK NO.
 
Thats no fun at all.
 
What about two-toned hair? Sure! Add in a [[Mismatched Eyes|different-colored eye from each parent]]! And why wouldn't [[Alice and Bob]] name their child [[Portmanteau Couple Name|Balice]]?
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Compare [[Gender Equals Breed]]. Subtrope of [[All Genes Are Codominant]].
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== [[Fan Work]] ==
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' fans have crafted Roxel, the [[Mister Seahorse|child of the both very male Roxas and Axel]]. He has Roxas's and Axel's traits smashed together. During the year or so after ''[[Kingdom Hearts II (Video Game)|Kingdom Hearts 2]]'' came out, he was all over [[Deviant ART]]'s front page; every other day you'd see fanart of him. There there are even ''cosplays'' of him.
* In ''[[Hanamaru Kindergarten]]'', Sakura has blonde hair and her husband has brown hair; their daughter Anzu's hair is blonde in the front and brown in the back.
* Bizarre canon example from ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]'': Vivio, adopted daughter of [[Has Two Mommies|Fate and Nanoha]], looks like a perfect mix of her mothers' features, especially the face. Her blond hair is darker than Fate. However her [[Mismatched Eyes]] are {{color|red|Red}} and {{color|green| green}}, while Nanoha is {{color|purple| purple}}, {{spoiler|[[Epileptic Trees|which makes you wonder if Yuuno's]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|design somewhat involved, EVEN darker blond hair and green eyes by the way]]}}.
** Not to mention the voice ([[I Thought It Meant|no, not]] [[Frank Sinatra|the voice]]).
* From the creator of ''[[Naruto]]'', [[Word of God|Kishimoto]] confirmed that a child born between a Hyuga and a Uchiha would have a Sharingan in one eye, and a Byakugan in the other.
 
== [[Fan WorkWorks]] ==
* ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' fans have crafted Roxel, the [[Mister Seahorse|child of the both very male Roxas and Axel]]. He has Roxas's and Axel's traits smashed together. During the year or so after ''[[Kingdom Hearts II (Video Game)|Kingdom Hearts 2]]'' came out, he was all over [[Deviant ART]]'s front page; every other day you'd see fanart of him. There there are even ''cosplays'' of him.
* ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' has numerous Sonic/Amy children who are part-blue, part-pink; if children worked this way in [[The Verse]], there must have been SOME extensive pure-breeding program in place to keep most characters a single color!
* Given that most ''[[Touhou (Video Game)|Touhou]]'' characters already appear to be mashups of mythological elements and symbols and are defined by them, it's not surprising that [http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/323 most fan-conceived kids turn out like this].
** Possibly as a parody of this, it's reached a point where [http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/732764/absurdres-aoi_mitsuru-blue_eyes-bucket-camera-comi canon characters are being considered to be Patchwork Kids of other canon characters].
* One particular fic in the [[Marvel|Iron Man/Captain America]] fandom [[Justified Trope|justifies]] this by making the child essentially a clone (or a highly engineered child).
* Made patently absurd in ''[[Brawl in The Family (Webcomic)|Brawl in Thethe Family]]'', where [http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/?p=707 Kirby's dream about his and Jigglypuff's marriage] comes complete with kids, all of which are mishmashes of Kirby and Jigglypuff. {{spoiler|Right down to the appetite, apparently.}}
* Some ''[[Bolt (Disney)|Bolt]]'' fanfic has [[Portmanteau Couple Name|Bolttens]] spawning [[Tastes Like Diabetes|half-kitten, half-puppy offspring]].
* It's popular in ''[[X-Men (Comic Book)|X-Men]]'' fanfics for the mutants' future offspring to have powers that are a combination of their parents' (for instance, a child of [[Token Minority Couple|Storm and Bishop]] absorbing energy to fuel his weather control). It's worth noting that there is no precedent for this in the comics. Most second-generation mutants either inherit one parent's powers, develop original ones, or none at all.
** Although at least Nocturne's powers - very similar to those of her father Nightcrawler- also extend to an attack called "hex bolts" (named in reference to her mother Scarlet Witch). The physical principle behind it still goes back to Nightcrawler's powers though.
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** "Holly Athena Jackson is the daughter of Percy and Annabeth. She has strawberry blonde ringlets and green eyes. In case you can't tell, she looks exactly like Annabeth only with Percy's eyes."
** ...and that's not even getting into all the Percy/Annabeth children with one gray eye and one green eye.
** ... and that's not even counting the absurd amount of children that have blonde hair with black streaks or green eyes with grey flecks.
* In ''[[Finding Nemo]]'' fandom, Dory and Marlin often have "patchwork" offspring, i.e. a clownfish with blue stripes instead of black-and-white, or a blue fish with a few orange scales here and there.
* Painfully common in ''[[Harry Potter]]'' fandom. One particularly cliched, [[Mary Sue]]-ish example: "Nami Weasley Potter, daughter of Harry and Ginny, is a very beautiful girl. She has black hair and one brown eye and one green eye. She is a famous supermodel."
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** This troper has read more than one [[Slash Fic|Draco/Harry]] M-Preg fic that ends in a blond-haired, green-eyed kid.
** This seems slightly justified in Harry Potter fanfic, because it happened with Harry himself, at least in appearance (he's repeatedly described as looking almost identical to his father, but with his mom's [[Green Eyes]]). But that didn't happen with anyone else. Not even the Weasleys. Arthur and Molly, being redheads, obviously have redhead children, but beyond that don't look like copies. And their children's children seem to be about half and half. (And magical skill seems utterly unrelated to genetics beyond 'Children of people with magic almost always have magic.' Harry didn't inherit his mother's skill in potion making.)
* ''[[Sailor Moon]]''. Oh dear god, ''[[Sailor Moon]]''. If a kitten died every time a Patchwork Kid was born in Sailor Moon [[Fan Fiction]], there wouldn't be any kittens left. One example is [[Romantic Two -Girl Friendship|Hotaru and Chibiusa]] having a child with pink hair with black streaks and violet eyes with a hint of red.
* Quite common in ''[[Tokyo Mew Mew]]'' fandom; There's a fic somewhere in the net where Kish and Ichigo have a half-human, half-alien baby. She had green hair with red streaks and amber eyes with brown flecks (Kish has green hair and amber eyes, Ichigo has red hair and brown eyes).
* In ''[[Kim Possible]]'' fan fiction, when the parents are Kim and her rival [[Foe Yay|Shego]], having children with green skin and red hair, black hair with a red streak, plasma powers, or cutting out Kim's genetics altogether and making them [[Generation Xerox|clones of Shego]] is very common.
* ''[[Cori Falls]]'' loves this trope. Jessie and James's kids are not only basically clones of their parents, but the youngest daughter has her mother's love of sweets and the son wants to be an artist like his father. Jessie herself is a mishmash of her mother and father in both looks and personality.
* With ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'', fans are very fond of giving [[Official Couple|Simon and Nia's]] child Nia's [[Technicolor Eyes|eyes]]. Fanart tends to make fans cry, since {{spoiler|Simon and Nia never got a chance to have children}}.
* Fans of the ''[[Super Smash Bros.]]'' series or Nintendo in general have done this with various pairings, most of them from male/male pairings. [https://web.archive.org/web/20101020151422/http://smash-children.deviantart.com/gallery/ Here are various examples.]
* Happens in ''[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]]'' fandom quite a bit. These "[[Fan Nickname|skeledolls]]" are [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|a mixture of ragdoll and skeleton]] and [[Always Female|very rarely, if at all, male]]. Then again, if two undead people can reproduce successfully, [[Acceptable Breaks From Reality|why should the fans pay attention to the rest of the biological rules?]]
* Patchwork kids are starting to pop up in the ''[[Western Aimation/Monster Buster Club|Monster Buster Club]]'' fandom.
** An example would be Anneliese and Jake, Cathy and Danny's children. Jake has brown hair and blue eyes while his sister, Anneliese, has brown hair and [[Mismatched Eyes|one blue eye and one green eye.]] And she has [[Psychic Powers|psychic powers.]]
* In ''[[Naruto]]'' fandom, Naruto's children always have blond hair, Hinata & Nejis's children always have [[Blank White Eyes]] and Sakura's children are mostly [[Played for Laughs|Pink]], especially if they're Sasuke's and the writer doesn't really like him.
** Well seeing as all the females he'd likely be paired with either have [[You Gotta Have Blue Hair|hair colors that don't exist in real life]] or [[Take a Third Option|blond hair themselves,]] it's reasonable to conclude that his kids would have blond hair just by [[Justified Trope|assuming blond would be dominant over blue or pink hair just like it actually is with red.]] The real problem is with multiple kids, because Naruto is a carrier for the gene for red hair, so if we figure that red dominates fantastic hair colors, there should be some red haired kids in there. Now if you paired Naruto with [[Crack Pairing|Ten Ten,]] then it would be wrong. Also, it's canon that Byakugan is a dominant trait.
* The ''[[Banjo-Kazooie]]'' fandom occasionally spawns offspring for the title two, who are a bear and a bird. The result? Half-bird, half-bear offspring (if they don't follow the [[Gender Equals Breed]] trope). However, to be honest, they'd be far from [[Widget Series|the weirdest things in their universe.]]
* One inside joke in the ''[[Pokémon Diamond and Pearl (Video Game)|Pokémon Diamond and Pearl]]'' fandom has it that Volkner is the Patchwork Kid of [[Big Bad|Cyrus]] and [[Big Good|Cynthia]] (never mind that Volkner is around the same age as those two...).
* ''[[Better Off Not Knowing]]'' averts this: Hakini is implied to [[Strong Family Resemblance|mainly take after]] {{spoiler|P'Li}}—inheriting the {{spoiler|[[Huge Schoolgirl|height]]}} and the {{spoiler|[[Playing with Fire|firebending]]}} at very least—although something about {{spoiler|Zaheer's mug shot}} ([[Word of God]] says it's the {{spoiler|[[Villainous Cheekbones|cheekbones]]}}) seems vaguely familiar to her. As her biological parents have {{spoiler|([[Unholy Matrimony|luckily for her]])}} [[Happily Adopted|played no role in her life]], it's unlikely that they were the ones to name her.
 
 
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* In ''[[Hanamaru Kindergarten]]'', Sakura has blonde hair and her husband has brown hair; their daughter Anzu's hair is blonde in the front and brown in the back.
* Bizarre canon example from ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha]]'': Vivio, adopted daughter of [[Has Two Mommies|Fate and Nanoha]], looks like a perfect mix of her mothers' features, especially the face. Her blond hair is darker than Fate. However her [[Mismatched Eyes]] are {{color|red|Red}} and {{color|green| green}}, while Nanoha is {{color|purple| purple}}, {{spoiler|[[Epileptic Trees|which makes you wonder if Yuuno's]] [[It Makes Sense in Context|design somewhat involved, EVEN darker blond hair and green eyes by the way]]}}.
** Not to mention the voice ([[I Thought It Meant|no, not]] [[Frank Sinatra|the voice]]).
* From the creator of ''[[Naruto]]'', [[Word of God|Kishimoto]] confirmed that a child born between a Hyuga and a Uchiha would have a Sharingan in one eye, and a Byakugan in the other.
 
== [[Film]] ==
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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* ''[[Late Night]] with [[Conan O 'Brien]]'' had a recurring bit called "If They Mated", in which images of a celebrity couple were combined into [[Nightmare Fuel]]. (Often by the end of a segment, they would subvert this by putting ridiculous theoretical couples together and getting silly non-patchwork results -- Conanresults—Conan himself plus ''[[Scooby -Doo]]''{{'}}s Daphne, whom he claimed he had a crush on as a kid, resulted in [[SpongebobSpongeBob SquarePants]].)
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
* Another canon example is ''[[Harvest Moon]]: Animal Parade''. Your children will be a mix of you and your spouse--theyspouse—they have your face and features, but your spouse's hair and eye color.
** ''[[Rune Factory Oceans]]'', unlike all of its RF predecessors, does the same thing, likely because it was the first game not to utilize portraits.
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* In ''[[The Order of the Stick]]'', Elan inherited his outlook (and alignment) from his mother and his love of the dramatic from his father. His [[Evil Twin]] Nale gets his outlook from his father and his love of the needlessly complicated from his mother. They both inherited their father's hairstyle and mother's hair colour.
** Pompey's a half-elf, although his parents aren't seen, he has one elf ear and one human ear. In his case, it's pure [[Rule of Funny]].
* Averted hard in ''[[Freefall (Webcomic)|Freefall]]''. "Aww. Kids are so cute when they're still young enough to believe that all mammals have the same number of chromosomes."
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* In ''[[Shrek]]'', [[HotImprobable SkittySpecies On Wailord ActionCompatibility|Dragon and Donkey]] fall in love. ''Shrek 2'' introduces their children, the dronkeys.
* The title character of ''[[Humf]]'' is a purple furry thing. His parents are a red furry thing and a blue furry thing. Apparently, furry thing genes mix in the same way as paint.
* In the ''[[SpongebobSpongeBob SquarePants]]'' episode "Just One Bite", Squidward dreams that he marries a Krabby Patty (it makes sense in context). Their kid looks like a Krabby Patty with six tentacles.
* On ''[[Gargoyles]],'' [[Token Human|Elisa]] explicitly notes that [[Affirmative Action Girl|Angela]] looks like [[Big Bad|Demona]], but with [[The Hero|Goliath]]'s skin and hair color. A few episodes later is revealed that she is, in fact, their biological daughter.
* ''[[Kaeloo]]'': In Quack-Quack's [[Imagine Spot]], [[Kaeloo]] and Mr. Cat's [[Gender Equals Breed|potential offspring]] are orange, whiskered tadpoles.
 
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