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{{quote|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down)
'''Ned Flanders''': Whew, good thing I always keep a Bible next to my...
<nowiki>* </nowiki>Second gunshot* (Flanders is knocked down again)
'''Ned Flanders''': Whew, luckily I was wearing an extra large piece of the True Cross today.
(Flanders notices that he doesn't have any other religious symbols with him)
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== Anime and Manga ==
* In ''[[Gun X Sword]]'', a turtle (conveniently hanging around her chest) saves Wendy's life within the first 2 minutes of the first episode, and the damned thing shows up in every episode with that hole in its shell.
* In the ''[[Lupin III]]'' movie ''[[Island/OfLupin AssassinsIII/Recap/Island of Assassins|Island of Assassins]]'', Zenigata is shot in the opening segment, and the bullet hits the badge in his pocket. While it keeps the shot from being ''instantly'' fatal, it still injures him severely.
** The movie '' Money Wars'' has a more plausible example, with a bullet bouncing off of Lupin's gun. Unfortunately, the animators depict the bullet (in a slow-motion flashback) bouncing off at an angle that would have buried it in Lupin's head...
* The ''[[Gunsmith Cats]]'' manga has Rally surviving a bullet to the side thanks to a collapsible rifle stowed in her jacket. The rifle is left with a bullet hole in the barrel and stock, and Rally is left with broken ribs.
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** In the movie 'Curse of the Blood Rubies', Yamcha's history as a thief [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Za3hWHlC8s pays off.]
* In the manga ''[[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure]]'', Jotaro survived a storm of knives thrown at him by Dio during a [[Time Stands Still|timestop]] because of his [[Nice Hat|hat]] and several copies of Shonen Jump he had stuffed in his jacket (the fact his stand was able to move for 1 second during the timestop and deflect half of the knives helped, but he still would have died were it not for the hat and magazines).
* In ''[[Detective Conan]]'' {{spoiler|A mahjong tile in Takagi's breast pocket (taken as evidence) stops a bullet. Shiratori even [[Lampshade|lampshadeslampshade]]s how cliche it is. OTOH, Takagi ''did'' get injured anyway and had to be hospitalized}}
** Also, {{spoiler|once Conan almost gets stabbed in the gut by a suspect. He had an amulet with a piece of metal in his pocket (which he borrowed from Heiji), which stopped the knife}}
** And {{spoiler|Megure's [[Nice Hat]] softens a blow to the head given to him with a metal pipe.}}
* ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' is forced to stab a [[Brainwashed and Crazy]] [[James Bondage|Mamoru]] in the chest, and she's so traumatized that she attempts suicide... except he lived because the sword was stopped by a pocket watch (a memento from [[Conveniently an Orphan|dead parents]]), and she did too because the crystalline [[MacGuffin]] decided to manifest itself on her chest.
* In the final episode of the first season of ''[[Afro Samurai]]'', the titular character is saved from being decaptiated by the [[Big Bad]]'s {{spoiler|third arm}} by a comb he kept as a memento of a [[Girl of the Week]] from [[Chekhov's Gun|episode 2]].
* In the first episode of ''[[RODR.O.D the TV|ROD TV]]'', the paper sisters are flying alongside Nenene's plane, trying to save the author from an assassin. The youngest pokes her head out to look in windows, and we see the assassin shoot at the girl a few times, breaking windows of the airplane. The girl ducks back into the paper beast, readying her rescue attempt, and, after Nenene is saved, reveals the signed copy of Nenene's book, with a huge bullet hole through the cover, digging down through most of the book. She then says, "You need to write thicker books, my defense isn't so good..." Subverted as the Paper Sisters have control over the elemental powers of paper, and use loose sheets of paper to stop bombs exploding, amongst other things.
* Ichigo's Hollow mask saves him ''twice'' from otherwise fatal hits in ''[[Bleach]]', the second time being [[Clingy MacGuffin|after being taken from him and thrown into a sewer.]]
* Played glaringly straight in and episode of ''[[Black Jack|Black Jack 21]]'' when a single [[What Do You Mean Its Not Symbolic|ace of spades]] and his [[Orphan's Plot Trinket|mother's pendant]] stopped a bullet from piercing his left lung.
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* Happens in one early [[Batman]] story featuring Two-Face. Two-Face tosses his coin to decide if he should reform. The coin lands on its edge; stuck in a gap in the floorboards. Two-Face refuses to flip it again and puts the coin away in his breast pocket, saying it is now up to fate to determine if he should be good or evil. When a policeman shoots at Two-Face, the bullet deflects off the coin. When Two-Face looks at the coin, he sees that the bullet struck the scarred side of the coin. He takes this a sign that he is supposed to be a criminal.
* In the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mirage|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]] story arc "Body Count" near the end Casey Jones gets shot near the heart Raphael thinks he's dead and carries his body around with him, it is later revealed that he is alive his lucky Wayne Gretsky autographed hockey puck had been strapped to his chest for such an emergency.
* ''[[Jon Sable Freelance]]'': One of the [[Evil Poacher|Evil Poachers]]s who killed Jon's family is saved from Jon's [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge]] by the AK-47 he was carrying at chest height. Jon's bullet hits the rifle and the impact is enough to knock the poacher out, leading Jon to assume he is dead.
* Used as the origin of the Marvel Noir-verse version of ''[[Luke Cage]]''. Unlike his mainline counterpart he's not really invulnerable, people just think he is because he survived being shot in the chest, which turned out to be the result of the bullets lodging in a flask he was carrying.
 
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* In ''[[Hard Target]]'' it happens twice. The first time is a subversion since the homeless man's dog tags fail ''completely'' to stop an arrow fired at his heart. Later, it happens when Chance's uncle gets shot in the chest with an arrow. It it later revealed that the arrow only pierced the hip flask he kept some moonshine in.
* In ''[[Problem Child]]'', John Ritter survives a bullet to the chest because it hits an old, dried prune he had in his shirt pocket.
{{quote|'''Ben:''' ''It's alrightall right, officer... he got me in the prune.''}}
** In a slight subversion, {{spoiler|the bullet goes straight through one or two other mementos in the same pocket.}}
** Also, Ritter does it again with a remote control in ''[[Stay Tuned]]''.
* In ''[[Reckless Kelly]]'', an assassin sent by the villain shoots the hero in the chest with a stupidly big gun, and the bullet is stopped by the tacky oversized crucifix the hero had been wearing as part of a costume for a B-movie he was acting in.
* Subverted in ''[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bang]]''. Robert Downey Jr is shot by the bad guy and collapses; the love interest is afraid that he's been killed, but wait! He sits up, and pulls out from his pocket that trashy detective novel from earlier in the movie, with a bullet hole in it! But then she realises that, wait a minute -- theminute—the bullet hole goes right through. He's been shot in the chest and is in dire need of an ambulance.
** Though the bullet may have been slowed down by passing through {{spoiler|his partner}} first
* ''[[Sleepy Hollow (Film)|Sleepy Hollow]]'': Ichabod is saved from Lady Van Tassel's shot by Katrina's book in his jacket.
* Done straight in the [[Alfred Hitchcock]] film ''[[The Thirty-Nine Steps]]'' with a hymn-book (which is inside a coat that the hero has been covertly given, resulting in the giver receiving domestic abuse). Cue gag about some of the hymns being "awfully hard to get through".
* ''[[Hot Fuzz]]'', with Nicholas' trusty police notebook! In this case, the {{spoiler|knife wasn't blocked, but rather Danny faked stabbing Nicholas Angel and used the ketchup to make the deception more convincing.}}
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* A similar sequence happens in ''[[Rush Hour]] 2'', where Carter is saved from a sword wound by a wad of counterfeit 100 dollar bills.
* The Spaghetti Western ''One Silver Dollar'' has the protagonist being saved by a bullet because of a... silver dollar in his pocket.
* In the first ''[[Batman (film)|Batman]]'' movie (with [[Michael Keaton]]), the Joker shoots Bruce Wayne in the chest at close range with a small pistol. Luckily Bruce had hidden a metal tray under his jacket in the scene before expecting just this (good thing the Joker didn't shoot for the head)
* Another Michael Keaton movie, ''[[Johnny Dangerously]]'', featured this trope, with Jack Dundee's cigarette case (which Johnny fills with chewing gum instead once Dundee gives it to him). It has a dent from an attempt on Dundee's life, and it later saves {{spoiler|Johnny's brother Tommy}} from an assassin's bullet as well.
* Parodied in ''[[Hot Shots]]: Part Deux:'' Ramada is saved by a locket, which upon examination still has the perfect condition, large caliber bullet lodged in it.
* In ''[[The Three Musketeers (1993 film)|The Three Musketeers 1993]]'', Aramis is shot, but his crucifix stops the bullet. He quips, "I told you there's a God!"
* Featured at the climax of a short film at a theme park (Disneyland?){{verify}} A "please turn off your phone" ad plays, at which point an actor starts walking around talking loudly on his mobile. He's promptly punished by being pulled "into" the film, and cycles through several different genres. He ends up in a medieval battle and is only saved from death by arrow thanks to this trope.
* In ''[[The Fall (film)|The Fall]]'', the Black Bandit tries to shoot his love (because she's engaged to be married to Odious, the [[Best Served Cold|man he's sworn to kill]]), but his bullet is stopped by her heart-shaped locket. It then falls open-- sheopen—she's been unable to open it for years--andyears—and reveals a message left by her father, telling her to marry for no reason other than love. The characters take this as a sign that they should get married.
* In ''[[Gettysburg]]'', Jeff Daniels' character (a Union colonel) is hit and knocked down by a musket ball, but when he gets up he discovers that it merely dented his (''very'' skinny) officers' scabbard (after which he merely comments, "I'll be damned."). This was loosely based on an actual incident which happened to the real Colonel Chamberlain
* Happens twice in ''[[Returner]]''. Miyamoto accidentally shoots Milly when she appears, but she's protected by a metal plate in her jacket. Justified by the fact that she's a time traveler from [[After the End]] and was probably wearing it for just such a reason. Later on, Miyamoto gets shot in the heart but is saved by {{spoiler|the same metal plate, which a further-future version of Milly put in his jacket. Again justified, because Milly knew exactly where and when he was going to get shot (presumably from looking up his coroner's report).}}
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* In ''[[Paul]]'' Ruth's father gets shot in the chest, only to show up later, showing the bullet lodged in his copy of [[The Bible]].
* A variant appears in ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]''. Loki needs to touch a person over their heart with his scepter to control them. {{spoiler|He tries this on [[Iron Man]], but the arc reactor in his chest gets in the way}}.
 
 
== [[Literature]] ==
* In the book series ''[[Clue (game)|Clue]]'' (based on the game of the same name), Mr Boody was stabbed in book 5 by {{spoiler|Miss Scarlet}}. He comes back in book 6, saying that a wallet full of money saved his life.
* Spoofed in the [[Discworld]] novel ''[[Discworld/Jingo|Jingo]]'': Sergeant Colon recalls how a book of prayers kept an arrow from entering his great-grandfather's chest. Unfortunately, said book didn't stop "the other seventeen arrows". In response, Nobby briefly wears the Book of Om, a holy book that is five inches thick and wide enough to cover his entire chest in this manner. He reckoned that "even a longbow could only get an arrow as far as the ''Apocrypha''".
* ''[[Peter Pan]]'': The arrow the Lost Boys shoot at Wendy doesn't kill her because it hits an acorn button Wendy was wearing around her neck after Peter gave it to her as a present.
* In ''The Secret Diary of [[Adrian Mole]], Aged 13¾'', Bert Baxter shows Adrian a pocket Bible with a bullet hole, which, he claims, saved his life in [[World War I]]. Adrian notices that the Bible was printed in 1956.
* Subverted in the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' [[Virgin New Adventures|New Adventures]] novel ''Death and Diplomacy'': a character tells the story of his grandfather, who went away to war wearing a crucifix of great sentimental value. One day, a bullet fired at him hit the crucifix -- whichcrucifix—which shattered, aggravating a wound that would otherwise not have been lethal.
* In ''[[The Dark Tower/The Drawing of the Three|The Drawing of the Three]],'' the second ''[[Dark Tower]]'' book, Jack Mort is saved from a bullet by his cigarette lighter; the lighter, however, shatters, and Mort's shirt catches fire. Five minutes later, Roland makes him jump in front of a train.
** [[Stephen King]] also used this in his early novel ''Rage'': the protagonist survives being shot by a police sniper because he dropped his locker-padlock into his breast pocket. He suffers shrapnel-damage and severe bruising.
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* In ''The Bad Bunch'' by [[J. T. Edson]], Dusty Fog's life is saved when a bullet from a derringer strikes his bely buckle. The impact is still enough to lay him out in bed for several days.
* [[The Bible]] version happens ''again'' in [[Matthew Riley]] 's [[Temple]]. [[Justified]] in that the shot was from a flintlock.
* [[H. Beam Piper]]'s ''Lord Kalvan of Otherwhen'' got shot in the chest, and the [[Action Girl]] who fired the shot didn't load her pistols lightly -- but his Pennsylvania State Police badge absorbed enough of the impact to save his life. She was glad, because when she shot him, she hadn't known they were on the same side....
 
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
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* In ''[[Chuck]]'' (2007), the titular character gets shot in his nerdy pocket protector, and the shot doesn't go through it. Luckily, it was only a tranquilizer dart.
* [[Inverted Trope|Inverted]] nonsensically in the pilot of ''[[A Bit of Fry and Laurie]]'', in which Fry shows the undamaged cigarette case his grandfather carried into battle in World War II. His grandfather was shot in the wrong spot for the case to save him. "Had he been wearing the case on his temple," notes Fry, "it would have a nasty dent in it and I'd be alive today."
* The ''[[Myth BustersMythBusters]]'' pretty much proved this trope was a myth, at least with modern firearms in mind. They tested normal everyday items like a book, a deck of cards, and a Zippo lighter and showed that they were all ineffective at stopping bullets. They also tested police/sheriff badges (outcome depends on how the badge is made -- theymade—they put holes in two test badges, but the third type stopped a handgun round). In another episode, they tried the same with knives. A book, or a thick pile of paper (eg. money) can save you. It takes about 60 or so sheets thick to stop the hardest hit the build team managed.
** In another episode, they tested urban legends involving stories of items that stopped bullets. A laptop computer wouldn't, unless the bullet hit the battery. A hair weave didn't even slow the thing down; if that story was close to true, the bullet probably ricocheted around inside the woman's car and then got caught in the weave once it was too slow to be dangerous. Three pepperoni pizzas in a deliveryman's warming bag blocked ''most'' of the pellets from a shotgun firing birdshot, so you might survive (as was claimed by a pizza delivery boy). Buckshot at the same range, however, punched through easily.
* In ''[[The Magnificent Seven (TV series)|The Magnificent Seven]]'' TV series, Ezra Standish pulls this in two consecutive episodes. In one, the bullet hits a diamond he had in his shirt pocket (to his great distress), and in the other, it fails to penetrate a satchel of money he had under his coat.
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* In ''[[Mage: The Ascension]]'' this is a popular method of stopping a bullet, since it is entirely coincidental if done properly (and thus incurs no Paradox) - as long as an observer cannot be fully certain the mage didn't have a Bible or cigarette case or other object there beforehand, it could happen. Even though both player and Storyteller will know that Bible never existed five seconds ago.
** While you need to have the necessary item on your person, this is the justification for Fate-based magical protection in its successor, ''[[Mage: The Awakening]]'' - bullets are attracted to items that can deflect them.
* ''[[Call of Cthulhu (tabletop game)]]'' campaign ''Masks of Nyarlathotep''. The [[NPC]] Jack "Brass" Brady has a magical metal plate that attracts attacks that can cause impaling, such as bullets.
* The ''[[BattleTech]]'' novels bring us a specialized assassin's laser that can only deal with flesh or regular clothing. Candace Liao is shot and goes down with a smoking hole in place of her right breast. The damage turns out to be purely cosmetic. She had an aggressive single mastectomy after being diagnosed with breast cancer, and they used myomer artificial muscle extensively in reconstructive surgery. Myomer is also known for its use as ''secondary armor'' and motive power on [[Humongous Mecha]].
* ''Time Lord'' RPG, based on ''[[Doctor Who]]''. A [[PC]] may trade in some of his initial ability scores for a pocket watch that will automatically stop the first bullet that hits the character.
 
== [[Recorded and Stand Up Comedy]] ==
* Brilliantly spoofed by [[Woody Allen]] in his monologue back in the days when he was a stand-up comic:
{{quote|Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet... a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon Bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.}}
 
== Theater[[Theatre]] ==
* Just like in the Hitchcock film, in the 2005 play ''The 39 Steps'', one of the characters survives getting shot when a prayer-book in his coat pocket stops the bullet.
 
 
== [[Video Games]] ==
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* In [[Ryu ga Gotoku|Yakuza 4]], in the finale, {{spoiler|the defeated Munakata, in an angry fit after understanding Date's newspaper will ruin him, picks up Arai's weapon from the ground and shoots Akiyama in the chest. Akiyama falls down with all the drama necessary to the scene, and after a few seconds, pats his chest pocket, finding the bullet completely lodged inside a stack of dozens of yen bills. Money saves lives indeed.}}
* ''[[Tales of Symphonia]]'' can have this at some point, depending on a choice made earlier in the game: at one point, Lloyd maneuvers through a hallway full of arrows, dodging them all. At the end, one last arrow shoots straight at Lloyd, and either this happens (with a key item given to Lloyd by the character you chose earlier) or Lloyd just dodges it.
* The ''Mother''/''[[EarthboundEarthBound]]'' series had the [[Attack Reflector|Franklin Badge]] which would deflect, respectively, a certain instant-kill attack and all lightning attacks just by having it in your inventory. In the [[MOTHER 1|first]] [[EarthboundEarthBound|two]] games, it took up an inventory slot of the character you chose to equip it to, while, in ''[[Mother 3]]'', it's classified as a key item, and is always equipped to Lucas once you acquire it. The badge returned in ''[[Super Smash Bros.]] Brawl''. When worn, it deflects projectiles for a set period of time.
* In ''[[Uncharted Drakes Fortune|Uncharted: Drake's Fortune]]'' {{spoiler|Sully gets a bullet to the chest early in the game then returns very much alive. It turns out he survived due to having Francis Drake's journal in his pocket. Nathan even lampshades the trope saying "I thought this only happened in the movies!"}}
* Spoofed and possibly lampshaded in ''[[Mercenaries]]'' when Fiona is telling Matthias about the PDA. When asked by Matthias if the "gadget" could stop a bullet, she responds by saying "No, but it can keep you from wandering around Korea like an idiot."
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== [[Web Comics]] ==
* In one ''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]'' arc, one of the good doctor's patients is shot by the velociraptor-riding ''banditos'', and appears to be bleeding to death. However, in the next strip, it is revealed that the bullet had been stopped by a ''ketchup packet'' in his breast pocket.
* ''[[Shortpacked]]'' once had Robin [http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=177 saved] from a bullet by chest insignia of her Batman costume. If a bright, thick and almost two hands big [[Highly-Conspicuous_UniformConspicuous Uniform|Bullseye Badge]] counts as unexpected protection.
* There's a non-canonical ''[[Goblins]]'' strip in which Dies-Horribly is saved from a stray arrow by a very thick book.
* Inverted, sort of, in ''[[Girl Genius]]'' by a librarian to whom rare books are such [[Serious Business]] that [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20160624 he tries to protect one with his body].
 
== [[Web Original]] ==
* This trope is explored at [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20131207120238/http://theboxotruth.com/docs/bot31.htm the Box o' Truth,] where the site owner empties a lot of bullets into a stack of books.
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* In one episode of ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', a mobster accidentally shoots Ned Flanders in the chest. The bullet hits his Bible. The mobster shoots ''again'', only to hit a piece of the True Cross he wears around his neck. Ned then flees before any more shots are fired, presumably because he realizes he's run out of religious objects.
** Parodied again in an episode when Homer is hit by a car - but is saved by the Bible in his crotch.
** This happened in another episode where Apu is shot in a Quikie-Mart robbery, with the bullet bouncing off another bullet that was previously lodged in him in a different robbery.
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* In the second episode of ''[[The Pirates of Dark Water]]'', Atani archers shoot at the Wraith, and Ioz apparently gets hit in the chest. It turns out that he had a golden goblet—the theft of which was one of the reasons the Atani were chasing them in the first place—hidden under his robe.
* In the third season finale of ''[[The Boondocks]]'', Gin Rummy is protected by his iPhone after being shot by a [[Rogue Agent|rogue government agent]]. After he spent the rest of episode the deriding the thing and [[Brick Joke|even dismissing Ed's claim that it would stop a bullet]].
 
 
== [[Real Life]] ==
* London's Imperial War Museum has a pile of dummies showing off different nationalities uniforms during the two wars. The [[World War OneI]] soldier showcase a pocket Bible... with the bottom right quarter blown off and the rest drowned in blood...
** Many of the pocket Bibles carried by soldiers in World War II had metal-backed covers. As a consequence, even Jews, Atheists, and other non-Christians would carry them, and they did have the potential to stop a bullet. Many of the stories of Bibles stopping bullets come from this era, though with the storyteller [[Gossip Evolution|forgetting to mention the composition of the cover]].
*** [[Pulp Fiction|We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!]]
*** Although in a pleasing coincidence, one bulled was documented to have stopped at the 91st Psalm ("...You need not fear the terror of the night, nor the arrow that flies by die...though thousands fall about you and ten thousand fall at your right hand, near you it shall not come....")
* Badges worn by police officers have been proven to be able to stop small arms fire:. [https://web.archive.org/web/20100218034443/http://www.wral.com/news/national_world/national/story/7034990/ Here's a story] of a cop saved by his badge.
* An assassin shot [[Theodore Roosevelt]] in 1912. Fortunately, the bullet was prevented from penetrating too deeply by Roosevelt's steel eyeglass case and folded speech in his jacket.
{{quote|"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose!"}}
** Bull Moose being the name of his political party. Incidentally, the bullet stopped right next to the ''word'' blood in his speech.
** Roosevelt's case is this trope [[Up to Eleven]]. The bullet traveledtravelled through his overcoat, his jacket, his vest, the fifty page speech he was on his way to give (Which was double folded) and THEN''then'' the steel lined spectacle case, before hitting him in one of his ribs. [[Badass|And then he gave his speech.]] From memory, since the pages were no longer usable.
* Similarly another US soldier stationed in Iraq was wounded in a fire fight only to find out later that an ammo round had embedded itself in the copy of ''[[The Wheel of Time|the Eye of the World]]'' he happened to be carrying in his pack, rather than embedding in his side.
* On the other hand, good dental hygiene might serve as well. Another US Soldier in Iraq was shot point-blank in the face by an insurgent, only realizing it later when the X-rays showed that the bullet had deflected off of one of his front teeth (knocking the tooth out) and lodging in his upper jaw. [http://www.snopes.com/photos/military/teeth.asp link]
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* A clerk in a grocery store being robbed was holding a box of Hamburger Helper when the robber shot him. The bullet did hit the poor guy, but the Hamburger Helper slowed the bullet down enough that it barely penetrated his skin, whereas it otherwise would have been a fatal shot.
* A man out mowing his lawn in backwoods Missouri was saved from a stray hunting bullet by his cellphone. The phone still works.
** Was it a [[Finns With Fearsome Forests|Nokia]] then?
* In early 2009, an unstable gun-wielder burst into a church in Illinois. The first few shots that he fired at the pastor were absorbed by the Bible that he was holding. Unfortunately, there were more bullets.
* An Iraqi woman apparently recently{{when}} survived what would otherwise have been a potentially fatal gunshot wound when the bullet lodged in her silicone breast implant.
* VeryIn recently2009, a woman survived being shot in the head when the bullet got tangled up in her ''hair weave''. Story [https://web.archive.org/web/20090317150031/http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bullet_hair_weave here], for now.
* Brilliantly spoofed by [[Woody Allen]] in his monologue back in the days when he was a stand-up comic:
** Thoroughly disproved by ''[[Myth BustersMythBusters]]'' - at best, a bullet probably ricocheted &and then got caught in the weave. However, they did find that a laptop battery will stop a bullet quite effectively.
{{quote|Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon Bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest. Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.}}
* This trope is explored at [http://www.theboxotruth.com/docs/bot31.htm the Box o' Truth,] where the site owner empties a lot of bullets into a stack of books.
* Very recently, a woman survived being shot in the head when the bullet got tangled up in her ''hair weave''. Story [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090220/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bullet_hair_weave here], for now.
** Thoroughly disproved by ''[[Myth Busters]]'' - at best, a bullet probably ricocheted & then got caught in the weave.
*** However, they did find that a laptop battery will stop a bullet quite effectively.
* Behold the power of the brassiere. An older woman happened to be seen by fleeing burglars who had tried to break into the neighbor's house. One of them fired a round through her window, but the bullet was [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090423/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bullet_stopping_bra deflected by the underwire of her bra.]
* [[Star Trek: The Original Series|James Doohan]] was hit by a burst of friendly fire during [[World War II]]. One of the bullets took off a finger. Another one struck him in the chest, where it was stopped by his silver cigarette case.
* [[Rudyard Kipling]] was sent a copy of his book ''[[Kim]]'', complete with bulletholebullet hole stopping only at the last 20 pages, together with the Cross awarded the soldier who owned it. He later became said soldier's son's godfather.
** I wonder if Kipling ever thought about what would've happened had he decided to make that book shorter...
* When author [[Joe Haldeman]] was serving in Vietnam, he knew a soldier whose life was saved by a pocket dictionary that stopped a bullet. Later Haldeman saw that the story had been written up in ''Stars and Stripes'' (a newspaper that serves the U.S. Armed Forces). In the story the dictionary had been changed to a Bible, and it was claimed that the word the bullet had stopped on was "peace."
* Mustafa Kemal, the founder of modern Turkey who is now better known as Ataturk, was saved by one of these during [[World War I]]. It was a watch in his chest pocket and while it didn't prevent injury, it reportedly blocked the worst of it. The watch was put in a museum after independence.
* In 1844, the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum were killed by an armed mob. There were a few other men with them at the time, including John Taylor (the third Mormon prophet), whose life was saved when a bullet hit his pocket watch. This story is unconfirmed, but [https://web.archive.org/web/20141016202905/http://www.ldsces.org/inst_manuals/pres-sm/images/03-48-4.gif the watch] provides some rather impressive evidence.
* In 1631, during [[wikipedia:Sack of Magdeburg|the Sack of Magdeburg]], the priest Reinhard Bakes was slashed several times by a Croat (in the Cathedral), but the Bible he was holding in his arms lasted long enough that the Croat abandoned the idea and let him live. The city still has the Bible.
* The late Daniel Inoyue, one-time U.S. Senator from Hawaii, served in [[World War II]], in the famous 442nd Infantry Regiment. Once, while leading an attack a shot struck him in the chest directly above his heart, but the bullet was stopped by the two silver dollars he had in his shirt pocket.
* Prince (later King) Hussein of Jordan survived the assassination of his grandfather King Abdullah I at Friday prayers in 1952 when a bullet bounced off of a medal that the King made him wear on his shirt.
* [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7318788/Womans-size-D-breast-implants-save-her-from-gunshot.html Woman saved from gunfire by breast implants]. There was also a woman who was shot in a club, and her implants ''deflected'' the bullet and saved her life.
* A man was once saved by a hard roll. It was ''that hard''.
** Sure it wasn't an englishEnglish muffin? Or a scone?
* Composer George Frederic Handel was once saved in a sword-fight by one of his buttons.
* During the Battle of Gettysburg, Colonel Joshua Chamberlain had a bullet that would have hit his leg and likely crippled him ricochet off his saber. He was left with a limp, but was still able to command his famous "swinging door" charge shortly afterwardafterwards.
* Tsar Nicholas II and his family was initially protected from the executor's bullets by the gemstones and diamonds they had hidden in their underwear. Unfortunately the executionsexecutioners decided to try again, in close range, with bayonets...
* A case from 2014: [http://www.businessinsider.com/fsu-students-books-saved-his-life-2014-11 saved by a ''library book''].
* There are many reports of this from the [[American Civil War]]. Whether you believe in supernatural intervention or not (and strictly speaking it doesn't matter from this point of view), Minie balls had a tendency to come to a sharp slow down toward the end of their flight and any abrupt obstacle could do this.
* There are reports of people being knocked down without injury. Let's face it, bullets are just plain weird.
 
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