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== Uwe Boll is the entire universe's greatest director, ever. ==
Can you also prove it wrong?
* You may not be too far off. Postal has gotten a few good reviews for it's sheer OOT factor, and Rampage is said to be a pretty striking look at violence (in fact a few of his more recent films have been said to be this). Methinks Uwe may be more clever than he lets on, like the filmmaking version of [[Watchmen (comics)|The Comedian]], filling his films with [[Crosses the Line Twice]] material to show humanity a parody of itself.
* He is the best director ever, and he's doing his shitty movies '''on purpose''': this is not [[For the Evulz]]: he is creating the material from which the next ecological totalitarian World Government will built its propaganda: "consumerist society was bad: look the kind of shit they used to watch!".
** Or their his best movies.[[True Art Is Incomphrensible|They're just so good you can't comprehend them,]]so your mind loops them back to being godawful
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* You know it doesn't like that name.
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She's already sent herself to the hospital once for overuse. Regardless, she'll have a much shortened lifespan.
* This may be the reason Fate keeps her at a safe distance despite [[Romantic Two-Girl Friendship|their obvious mutual attraction]]. She doesn't want her partner to die way earlier than herself.
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