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* I dunno, I think it would finally make me like [[Strangled by the Red String|Rinoa]]. And it could explain a few things. This is now my official stance on Ultimecia!
== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Equestria]], [[Narnia]], the worlds in [[Pixar]]'s movies, wherever [[Pokémon]] takes place and the universe of [[Axis Powers Hetalia]] will be invaded by [[Magic: The Gathering|Phyrexia]] and/or the [[Warhammer
* You know you want to.
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That would be why they're not even mentioned. The one sending Phoenix the Steel Samurai stuff is just a random person.
== Taking a cue from ''[[The Simpsons]]''; [[Casper the Friendly Ghost|Casper]] is the ghost of [[Richie Rich (comics)|Richie Rich]]. ==
Mr. Rich's money was all in real estate, and when that went south...well, just check out the story of [[wikipedia:John List|John List]].
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* . . . They . . . they wouldn't really do that, would they?
== The ending of ''[[
{{spoiler|Kerrigan was faking [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|it]]. And then the rest of her swarm comes down on the Hyperion, killing and infesting everyone aboard.}}
* Hell, Blizzard confirmed it. They've explicitly stated that the next game has you as Zerg!Kerrigan ''and'' that it takes place after ''Wings of Liberty.'' '''''How is that even possible?! DAMN YOU, BLIZZARD!!'''''
== Your theories suck and you should be ashamed of them! ==
For the [[Warhammer
The Emprah is [[Superfriends|Apache Chief]].
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== Real Hell will be worse than what Dante has predicted. ==
[[Like a Badass Out of Hell|No fiery Badasses who go]] [[To Hell and Back]], no something resembling [[The Legions of Hell]], [[Training
== Real Heaven will be the same, or even [[It Got Worse|worse]]. ==
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== [[FATAL]] ''is'' the most historically accurate RPG ever. ==
The [[Squick]]? Real. The total randomness? Totally real. Randy gay ogres? ''All too real''. Historians feared future generations would [[Go Mad
== [[The Shawshank Redemption|Andy Dufresne]] [[Villain Protagonist|is guilty as hell]] ==
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* Or possibly, whenever anyone dies at all, they get reincarnated into any medium.
== The end of [[Toy Story (franchise)|Toy Story]] 3 is Woody's dyingdream. ==
The light at the end of the hold my hand sequence, that's Woody's mind snapping. So he imagines everything as it should be according to him;
* Barbie and Ken are together dispite the relationship issues they'd be likely to have, *Sunnyside follows Kens overtly idealistic views and everyone lives happily ever after (instead it's likely Lotso's inner circle squabbled and divided the daycare even more. Unknown to Woody without those in power Ken has little influence.),
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* Unfortunately, [[It Got Worse|Yukari is asleep most of the time]]. Alternately, horrible, horrible things happen all the time in Gensokyo, it's just that when the full moon rolls around, Keine [[Cosmic Retcon|edits history]] into something more palatable—so you did get tortured/raped/dismembered/killed/eaten, but you ''just don't remember''. Unless [[Mr. Exposition|Akyuu]] managed to write it down; then even Keine can't undo it.<ref>Though Yukari possibly ''could'', by gaphax with the border between "History" and "Lies" or somesuch.</ref>
== [[
Ness and his friends die at the end, and Giygas wasn't truly defeated. The rest of the ending is FAKE.
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His fellow "crimefighters" follow this: Commisioner Gordon is a police officer who sympathizes with the delusional Batman, Robins are children who were brought in somehow to see him and sympathized for extended periods of time, Batgirl is Gordon's daughter, who followed along with the Batman story for a while, who became a police officer and subsequently lost her legs in a gunfire incident that Batman's mind interpreted as fault of the Joker, went on to become a computer worker who has friends in the aviary sciences, Alfred the butler is either a prison worker or a family friend, who tells many tales of things that constitute the Batman's arsenal of weapons and fighting styles, but some medical affliction kept him from becoming a crimefighter in his own right, etc. any incidents in which Batman has his TRULY dead family (what drove him insane, really) brought back to him is an ill-advised combination of a shortage of drugs and a necessary treatment change and lucid dreaming in an unstable mental treatment. The Justice League and other "heroes" was something from a television [[Show Within a Show]] that he had the luxury of watching several times, or people with different medical afflictions he consistently met when he required hospital treatment in other wings, and Gotham's existance is probably the name of the area or city where the asylum stands.
* If he writes two series of novels, one of the Batman fantasies and another of his true situation, that would be subject to a GREAT series of [[Lemony Narrator]] class writers, and... well, you can probably guess. Also, if this theory is true, BRUCE WAYNE IS THE WRITER OF DC COMICS!?!?!
* That lines up ''way'' too well. Pure genius. DC should totally write a comic based on that, [[Played Straight|play it completely straight]]. . . [[Mind Screw|and]] [[Riddle for the Ages|not]] [[Shrug of God|specify]] [[Teasing Creator|whether]] [[
== [[Transformers Prime|Miko]] will have a toy ==
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* This gives a new insight to her superior's identity: [[Memetic Mutation|It's]] [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Gendo]]!
== [[Warhammer
It took just a while to translate "WAAAAAAAAGH!!!" into "Waaaaaaaaaaah!" Also, they're the good guys who will kill you not because they're pure hateful evil, but it's because in such a [[Crapsack World]] [[Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds|it's their expression of innocent fun]], unlike everybody else who are willingly either otherphobic Space Nazis (Imperium, Eldar, the Tau who used to be the woobies of the 40k world but turned into [[Dirty Communists]]) or [[Complete Monster|complete monsters]] with agendas (Chaos, the C'tan and their Necron servants, the Tyranids who could be justified as acting on instinct, but are too smart for that).
And with the reputation of the Orks being one of the greatest badasses in all existence... *[[Wall Banger
== Justin Bieber is God. ==
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* I'm going to play [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|The Ode]] [[Read or Die|To Joy]] on the 2012 mass suicide for starters.
== [[Mortal Engines]] takes place in the [[Warhammer
It's set in the time between the dark age of technology and the rise of the Emperor, and the London Guild of Engineers and other Engineering cults later form the Mechanicum.
== ''All'' works of fiction, except for ''[[Flatland]]'' take place in the [[Warhammer
The 40 k 'verse is so messed up that if a work of fiction is set in a three-directional, material universe, then it's possible, nay, inevitable, that it's happening somewhere in the 40k universe.
== ''All'' works of fiction, '''''including''''' ''[[Flatland]]'' take place in the [[Warhammer
Flatland just takes place in the warp, or on a daemon world created by the Greater daemon of geometry, servant of the Chaos god of maths and geekiness.
* [[Xkcd|Randall Munroe?]]
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** But if anything, [[Crapsack World|Real Life]] ''is'' Warhammer 40k without the awesome parts. Chaos is obviously teh Internets.
== The person most possible to be [[Warhammer
* Because the [[Truth in Television]] is, Hitler seems like to be more of the God Emperor material than that whiny neurotic Shinji and that meek, sheepish, enemy-loving hippie masochist Jesus.
** The Emporer is a fascist nut but he viewed all of humanity as the greatest species in the universe so alternatively....
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== The last quarter of [[Avatar]] is Jake's [[Dying Dream]] {{spoiler|after being crushed to death by Hometree.}} ==
The [[Humans Are the Real Monsters|bastard humans]] won, Pandora [[Kill It with Fire|burns under]] [[Nuke'Em|nuclear]] [[Warhammer
* And [[It Got Worse|it gets worse]]. Kenny G (February 21), [[Yoko Ono]] (March 5) and Justin Bieber are performing there! AGGGHHHH!!!
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== Justin Bieber is Jesus. ==
No. [[Big No|NO]]. [[Warhammer
== [[SpongeBob]] is an [[Eldritch Abomination]], and the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom are his cosmic playthings ==
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It's true.
== [[
If, in the [[
* Tonight on [[
** Spoiler: Myth Confirmed, and we're all going to Hell.
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Now, what violent, traumatizing act would a ''succubus'' do to a small child that would cause him to mistrust women for the rest of his life? ...[[Rape as Backstory|Uh, yeah.]]
== [[Uwe Boll]] [[Wall Banger
== [[Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru]] was aired to [[Foreshadowing|foreshadow]] events in [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica]] ==
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== Everything is getting more [[Grimdark]]. ==
It's true. But since this is [[Real Life]], it's less [[Warhammer
== [[Lighter and Softer|Everything is getting]] [[Bowdlerization|less GRIMDARK.]] ==
'''[[Cool and Unusual Punishment|NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!]]''' *commits suicide*
== [[Warhammer
* [[Futurama|I'm afraid we need to use... MATH.]]
* [[Sincerity Mode|Sounds awesome. Why can't it be in the near future?]]
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== [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Shinji]] was using Asuka's hand in the hospital scene. ==
And thus is even more screwed up than first thought.
* Wait. Wait.... [[Flat What|What?]] [[Big "What?"|WHAT?]] No. [[Big No|NO.]] OH! [[Squick|UGH!]] [[Go Mad
* If you re-watch the scene, Asuka's hand ''IS'' hanging off the edge of the hospital bed afterward, so it looks like [[Despair Event Horizon|this one's true]].
* Can you imagine if Shinji used another guy's hand!? [[Family Guy|That would be even worse. Like, would that even exist? Let's Google it and see what comes up!]]
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== Poison Oak Epileptic Trees are also [[Kamen Rider Decade|Decade's]] fault. ==
== By the time of ''[[Toy Story (franchise)|Toy Story]] 3''the toys have seen Andy...um...[[A Date with Rosie Palms|playing with his woody.]] ==
Well, he's a teenage boy. And he still has a toybox in his room. And it's not like they can look away if they're facing him.
* He could just do that in the bathroom instead.
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* The Operator symbol is the Yellow Sign.
== [[Sonic the Hedgehog (2006
== Blaze '''IS''' Classic Eggman ==
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* With ''[[K-On!]]'', [[Ayana Taketatsu]] suffered a slight backlash from the [[Fan Dumb]] when she was found to have a boyfriend (via a photo taken some time ago). Star [[Aki Toyosaki]] suffered an even harsher one when she was found to be living with a boyfriend...via a stalker. This seemed to lead to a sort of [[Break the Cutie]] moment for the usually fluffy Aki. As of November 2011 it remains to be seen how this will affect [[The Movie]] (as well as Aki and ''K-On'' costar [[Minako Kotobuki]]'s idol group Sphere).
* Nothing too bad has befallen the ''Nichijou'' cast, but unfortunately ratings and DVD sales for the show have been way down.
* The ''[[Clannad (visual novel)|Clannad]]'' cast seems to be all right...[[Tempting Fate|for now]].
* With Aya Hirano's troubles (and [[Fanon Discontinuity|Endless Eight]]), the once-lucrative ''Haruhi'' franchise is [[Franchise Zombie|moribund]] as of May 2012. And on top of all that, now [[
** And thus [[Gen Urobuchi]] will have his [[Quotes/Madoka Magica|tragedy syndrome]] get worse.....
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Remember when {{spoiler|[[Messianic Archetype|Mado-]][[A God Am I|Kami]]}} became '''''[[Abstract Apotheosis|Hope]]''''' and '''''changed''''' the Puella Magi system?
Yes, yes. In here ascension {{spoiler|Madoka}} has pledged allegiance to '''''Obama'''''- I mean [[Warhammer
* Bonus point for Tzeentch being the god of magic, and {{spoiler|Madoka}} herself can make up for the scheming [[Did You Just Scam Cthulhu?|by beating]] [[Manipulative Bastard|Kyubey]] in his own game.
* Maybe all the Puella Magi pledges allegiance to chaos gods. Sayaka serves Khorne. Mami Nurgle. Kyoko Slaanesh.
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== Alternatively, Madokami becomes [[Cthulhu Mythos|Yog-Sothoth]] to [[Haruhi Suzumiya]]'s [[The Omnipotent|Azathoth]]. ==
== [[Toy Story (franchise)||Andy's father]] is alive ==
And he was a domestic abuser that molested his children and the family is on the run from him. That's why they move in the first film and why there is no portrait or any memory of him in their house(s).
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== [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Princess Celestia]] [[Friend to All Living Things|loves]] [[The High Queen|all]] [[Fisher King|her]] [[Princesses Rule|subjects.]] As in [[God Save Us From the Queen|"Princess"]] [[Memetic Molester|Celestia]] [[Rape Is Love|"loves"]] ''[[Depraved Bisexual|All]]'' [[Dude, She's Like, in a Coma|her]] [[Pedophile Priest|subjects]]. [[It Got Worse|Especially]] [[Big No|Fluttershy.]] ==
[[Droit
== [[Sherlock Holmes]] is a eunuch. ==
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== [[Adventure Time]] and [[Saladfingers]] take place in the same universe. ==
== The implied threat the [[Warhammer
The Tyranids can't eat and recombine their dead and Necromorph dead fast enough because the Marker beats them to it. The Tyranids are only in the Milky Way now to bolster their forces for the incoming Necromorph onslaught. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse: [[It Got Worse|Tyranid]] [[Nightmare Fuel|Necromorphs]]. But why stop there? Human, Tau, Eldar, Orc - hell, ''Chaos'' Necromorphs.
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* Yes, yes. [[Comedic Sociopathy|Sociopathic]] [[Jerkass|bitches]] (like [[God Is Evil|Haruhi]]) go to Heaven, while being a [[Moe|cute]] [[Nice Girl]] (like Madoka) [[No Good Deed Goes Unpunished|will get you forever consigned to Hell]] [[For the Evulz|for O-Haruhi-Sama's sadistic amusement]].
** And [[Always a Bigger Fish|then there's]] the cranky and [[:Category:Yandere|insanely jealous]] [[The Bible|Yahweh]]. The good news: the pretender Haruhi will join Madoka in hell. The bad news: all you Haruhiists and Madokists out there better burn your respective [[DV Ds]], mangas and merchandise lest you join them.
*** But we all know that judging from the series (especially her mistreatment of Kyon and Mikuru while unconsciously holding Reality in hostage), [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] ''is'' Yahweh in [[Sealed Inside a Person
** And of course, Haruhi is ''royally'' pissed that ''Madoka'' [http://hashihime.blogspot.com/2011/03/madoka-magica-passes-haruhi-as.html has surpassed her show as the best-selling anime of all time].
*** The article linked above was posted on March 2, 2011. [[Fridge Horror|Guess what happened in Japan just a week later?]]
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== ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'' is either propaganda or told from the point of view of a [[Villain Protagonist]] ==
The Anti-Spirals were right: Spiral Energy, a Darwinian evolution-based power source fueled by aggressions and passions (or should we say the [[Star Wars|Dark Side of the force]]) is [[Things Man Was Not Meant to Know|something Man Was Not Meant To Know]] ala the Atomic Bomb, and when misused will destroy the universe (or even multiverse, think of [[Crisis on Infinite Earths]]), especially when handed over to [[Humans Are the Real Monsters|the beast Man]]. With this [[Weapon of Mass Destruction]], humanity became a militaristic, expansionist, [[Social Darwinist]] space empire not unlike the Imperium of Man from [[Warhammer
== [[Ume Aoki]]'s characters all have [http://health.nytimes.com/health/guides/disease/noonan-syndrome/overview.html Noonan syndrome]. ==
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