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Straight out of 1979
It looks like a porn star... }}
* With that in mind, several exist among [[Country Music]] singers: [http://www.nordestfm.ro/images/Image/Kix%20Brooks%281%29.jpg Kix Brooks]{{Dead link}} (of [[Brooks and Dunn]]), [[Alan Jackson]], [http://image.lyricspond.com/image/a/artist-aaron-tippin/album-aaron-tippin-greatest-hits-and-then-some/cd-cover.jpg Aaron Tippin], [httphttps://wwwweb.archive.org/web/20040415213521/http://stickwraps.com/jdppic1.jpg John Dittrich] (of Restless Heart), and [http://www.countryuniverse.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Joe-Diffie.jpg Joe Diffie] (replete with mullet).
* John Oates of Hall & Oates.
* Paul Simon, during the [[Simon and Garfunkel]] days.
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* [http://www.unshelved.com/archive.aspx?strip=20090530 This] strip of ''[[Unshelved]].''
* Warlord Damaske from ''[[Dominic Deegan]]'', who is referred to as "[[Fan Nickname|Warlord Mustache]]" by [[Snark Bait|snarkers]].
* Calamities of Nature makes a [https://web.archive.org/web/20130523042257/http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=302 reference to the porn stache.]
 
 
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** John R. Bolton.
** Not uncommon among European royalty of the 19th and early 20th centuries, with [[wikipedia:File:Umbertoofitaly.jpg|King Umberto I of Italy]] having one of the most epic Porn Staches of all time.
** Some of his (numerous) detractors argue that the moustache [[Peter Mandelson]] used to have looked like one of these. [http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/q-peter-mandelson-moustache.jpg Judge for yourself]{{Dead link}}.
** And of course, [[Josef Stalin]]. He even was nicknamed "Baffone" ("Big Moustache") in Italy.
*** And some of his comrades too, like Vyacheslav Molotov, Lazar Kaganovich and Andrei Zhdanov.
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** [[Nikola Tesla]]. Ironically, he was celibate.
** [[wikipedia:Günther (singer)|Günther]], the stage persona of Swedish singer Mats Söderlund. His entire act is indeed modeled on bad German porn stars.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20130603152639/http://www.mmalinker.com/wiki/images/1/17/Frye.jpg Don Frye], MMA fighter and the [[Badass]] Captain Gordon in [[Godzilla]]: Final Wars.
** [[Friedrich Nietzsche]] had an uber-Porn Stache.
** British Army lore has it that these are standard issue for the SAS, so the page quote may well be justified. However, considering the skills of a [[Super Soldier|standard SAS soldier]], it is a bad idea to mock them for this.