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{{quote|'''Quark''': They're chasing us? Ficus, who are they?<br />
'''Ficus''': Well, commander, there are three possibilities. Either they are the dreaded Gorgons, in which we'll probably all be killed, or they're the allies of the dreaded Gorgons-<br />
'''Quark''': Ficus, I don't have time for long lists!<br />
'''Ficus''': -in which case we'll probably also be killed.<br />
'''Quark''': Ficus, what you're saying is that all possibilities end in our death.|"All the Emperor's Quasi-Norms, Part 1"}}
 
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* [[Perpetual Poverty]] (when Palindrome and the Head have to send a [[Science Marches On|telegram]] to Quark in the pilot, they end up spending the entire episode arguing about the cost of sending it and trying to reduce the number of words)
* [[Planet of Hats]] (The Gorgons are all sort of a [[Proud Warrior Race Guy|proud warrior race]] that's evil, too. For example:
{{quote| "People of Spartan, this is the High Gorgon. I command your unconditional surrender. You shall be treated with compassion, honor and patience. You have twenty seconds before I blow you out of the galaxy."}}
* [[Techno Babble]] (satirizes it)
* [[The Force]] (parodied, along with ''[[Star Wars]]'', in "May the Source Be With You.")
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* [[Suspiciously Similar Substitute]] (Ficus wasn't in the pilot - a Dr. O.B. Mudd, a crotchety one-eyed man, was. He was never seen or mentioned afterwards, though.)
* [[That's No Moon]]:
{{quote| '''High Gorgon''': I suggest you take a closer look at my space ship.<br />
'''Leader of the Spartans''': A ship? We see no ship. All I see is a large maroon planet.<br />
'''High Gorgon''': That is my space ship!<br />
'''Leader of the Spartans''': ''(pause)'' Just give us a few minutes to move our things out of the palace. }}
* [[The Unintelligible]] (Dink spoke only with xylophone beeps)