Really Seven Hundred Years Old: Difference between revisions

* This trope takes its name from the tongue-in-cheek fan logic to explain the viability of Sasami in ''[[Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki]]'' as a romantic partner for Tenchi, despite the fact that she is introduced as having the mind and body of aan threeeight-year-old. Of course, this joke is spoiled by OVA episode 9, which reveals that Sasami merged with the realgoddess SasamiTsunami after a near-fatal {{spoiler|died}}accident 700 years ago, and the "Sasami" seen on the show is actually {{spoiler|a goddesscomposite older than the universe itself who has been impersonating Sasami ever sinceof then}}both.

** Pretty much Tenchi's whole family aside from him. His sister who looks to be in her mid to late 20's20s is 80. His father is 200 and looks like he is in his early 40's40s. His Grandmother ([[Berserk Button|whom no one should ever call her by that name]]) looks maybe mid 30ish and is well over 700 years old (Asas doesis his Grandfather, but he keeps a disguise up to make him look 60-ish). And his great grandmother looks to be in her mid 30's30s too. The parents of Azusa, emperor of Jurai, Tenchi's great-great-grandparents, show up in GXP and look to be in their 40's40s. Tenchi's other great-great-grandparent, Seto, shows up in the OVA and GXP and looks to about mid 30's30s despite being 5,000 years old.

** Also from ''[[Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki]]'', supergenius [[Mad Scientist]] Washuu (who's actually either several thousand or several ''billion'' years old, depending on perspective) can change her appearance at will, and most often looks like a very precocious red-haired twelve-year-old girl.