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* The montage from the ''Generations'' review.
** From the end of the ''Generations'' video:
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** Also from ''Generations'', he points out that the Duras Sisters are unimportant as villains and could be replaced with any generic stand-in. Throughout the rest of the review, he then proceeds to randomly replace footage of them with villains including [[Battlestar Galactica|Cylons]], [[Doctor Who|Daleks]], and [[Babylon
* His strained metaphor for how Sisko was feeling in "By the Pale Moonlight", which included singing "Old MacDonald" to the tune of "Amazing Grace".
* The entire opening three minutes to his review of The Siege of AR-558, describing Sisko's work ethic, revenge tactics, and negotiating skills with Romulans.
* From the ''[[Star Trek
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* In his review of the movie ''[[Star Trek IV:
** Also from the ''Star Trek IV'' review:
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'''[[Bait and Switch|Galvatron]]:''' [[Transformers:
'''Chuck:''' But lets spend some time talking about ''[[Star Trek IV:
* His one man quest to make Ben Sisko a [[Memetic Badass]], especially "Bitch, the list of reasons I'm awesome is so long, the only surface big enough to write it on is my dick!"
** And the time the Borg bragged they could take anyone- after making sure Sisko wasn't around, of course.
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* From the "Regeneration" review, the hypothetical conversation between Picard and the Bynars, where he accuses them of being no different from the Borg, but the Bynars say they only replace parts of the brains of helpless children. Picard: "Damn, I'm torn between my hatred of the Borg and my hatred of children!"
* From Sarek review, after Sarek has Mind Melded with Picard.
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'''Picard''' NOOOOOO! It is, it is, wrong, it is WRONG!<br />
'''Chuck''' And then he thinks he's a Bulldog...<br />
'''Picard''' Rogh, ROGH, ROGH! }}
* After having his [[Sanity Slippage|will slowly crushed]] by "Threshold", the [[Author Filibuster]] that Chuck engages in when [[Mr. Exposition]] finally explains the [[Evolutionary Levels|so-called plot]].
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** In the same review of Threshold, he latches onto the technobabble phrase 'multi-spectral subspace engine design'. The only way 'multi-spectral' can fit into that phrase is, in [[SF Debris]] own words, the ship is powered by rainbows, which he goes on to state gives him the mental image of shovel-fulls of [[Care Bears]] being thrown kicking and screaming into a blast furnace.
*** "Do you have aphasia?" may be the greatest [[Wild Mass Guessing|theory behind technobabble]].
* In his review for ''First Contact,'' having already pointed out that most Starfleet officers sign up to be explorers and scientists, we get this.
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'''Worf:''' ''(after beating the control panel)'' Perhaps today is a good day to die!<br />
'''SF as crewman:''' ''(half sobbing)'' Ah shit!<br />
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** And also from the ''First Contact'' Review, his 5 Minute version of the film, if Sisko weren't in the Badlands hunting the Maquis.
* The Disease. Among other things, the dread-laden introduction:
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** "I can only share some wise advice my grandfather once gave me: "Boy, never put your dick in something that lights up!"
** The reaction to Janeway's remark about the handbook on personal relationship being three centimetres thick.
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** Why did Janeway deliver an unprecedented career-damaging reprimand to Harry? "When you're evil, you have to stay in practice!"
** "Meanwhile, the hull-breach problem from the Varro ship has spread to Voyager, and there's duranium-eating microbes that... what's that one in the middle doing? Is he humpin' the armour? Good God, even the viruses are screwing things this episode!"
* From Coda, "So the episode begins and Neelix ambushes Janeway heading up the hall. As the conversation comes up without context provided for the episode, I shall turn to our random-context generator table, and they are discussing... (dice rolling sounds) Ship-wide Orgy Night!"
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'''Janeway:''' Extremely well, everyone had a lot of fun.
'''Neelix:''' I was thinking of making it a regular feature, say uh, once a month?
'''Janeway:''' It's certainly worth a try.
'''Neelix:''' And captain, you were especially good last night.
'''Janeway:''' Thanks Neelix, it's been a while.
'''Neelix:''' You'd never know. }}
** {{spoiler|They're actually talking about Talent Night.}}
* From his review of ''[[Doctor Who|An Unearthly Child]]'', his use of political jokes about the cavemen, especially as they wildly veer back and forth between American and British references. And naming the old cavewoman '[[Moral Guardians|Mary Whitehouse]]'.
* From ''Flashback'':
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'''SFDebris:''' And with that, Benjamin Sisko warps himself across the galaxy and begins pistol whipping Neelix for actually calling himself a chef when he thinks [[Oven Logic|more energy equals faster cooking time.]] }}
* I couldn't stop laughing when Chuck explained why [[It Makes Sense in Context|dogs don't make good diplomats]] in his [[Star Trek: Enterprise
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* From ''Hide and Q'', when Picard compliments Riker over [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWqE9ihxaQ#t=7m42s not using his newly granted Q powers to save a little girl.]
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'''SFDebris:''' She NEEDED to die. We must cull the weak from the herd! We must remove the Impure. AND LEAVE. ONLY THOSE. IN THE CRUCIBLE. WITH THE MIGHT. TO EXPAND. ACROSS. THE UN-I-VERSE. [[Doctor Who|EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EX-TERM-I-NAAAATE!!!]]<br />
'''SFDebris''' (Calmer): Yeah, I know. Some of you don't like it when I yell. }}
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* His massive rant about manual overrides not working that way in "Learning Curve".
** During Janeway's Victorian holodeck program:
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* In his review of ''His Way,'' Chuck makes a point on how [[Interspecies Romance|interspecies relaitonships]] should be a lot more complex than the show portrays them. He uses a hilarious analogy of likening the situation to a person having a relationship with a sentient, talking plant, and how ''incredibly'' awkward it would be.
* From the review of Space Seed:
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** Also, the various jabs against the 90s, and saying that people mistook the Eugenics Wars for a [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|"clash between a powerful Asian Warlord and four pizza-eating ninja turtles."]]
** Khan's first words when he is revived: "Du...du...du...''[[
* When Data brings out a particularly farfetched bit of speculation in "Shades of Grey," SF debris provides both a hilarious mockery and a hilarious explanation:
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* After mentioning that since he's been outted as a genetically enhanced human, Bashir has been free to become Dr. James Bond.
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* In the lost ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode "Galaxy 4", we encounter a psychotic female captain named Maaga. After some sound clips demonstrate her ruthless attitude towards her own crew, Chuck 'accidentally' starts to call her 'Janeway' before correcting himself.
** In the same episode, he notes the Drahvins return in an Alliance of the Eleventh Doctor's worst enemies, including angry [[David Tennant]] fans.
** And in ''Marco Polo'', after Kublai Khan outmaneuvers the title character, Chuck dubs him with Kirk's "KHAAAAN!" scream from ''[[Star Trek II:
** In ''The Enemy of the World'', Griffin, [[Sarcasm Mode|the Happiest Man Alive]].
* From "Captain's Holiday", we have this amusing bit: [[It Makes Sense in Context|"Picard and his little friend Talking Latin Penis!]]
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* In something that's both this and incredibly sad at the same time, the first part of Chuck's review of "Scorpion" ends with a montage of many of Harry's experiences being [[The Chew Toy]] on Voyager set to "Only Time" by Enya.
** Also from "Scorpion", when discussing how people forget cool villains, Chuck shifts to ''[[The Phantom Menace]]'':
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** After hearing the ludicrous figures involved in the Borg's fallback plan, Chuck gives us a sample of what he feared would happen when Brannon Braga went to write for ''[[
* In a video explaining that due to very bad weather, his videos would be delayed.
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* "Parallels" has some good moments, like Chuck describing saying Worf's ba'leth competition trophy can be used as a weapon, and trying to figure out how to describe a group of Worfs before settling on calling it a "brood".
** His discussion of his twin boys was his funniest joke so far.
* From "One": 'So all the crew are in stasis, and all that's left is our plucky hero and her hologrammatic sidekick.' Cue the ''[[
* In ''Outrageous Okana'' he duly points out that it's really hard to write good jokes about bad comedy since it all comes back to the same point, but he makes a few really, ''really'' good stabs. After Okana shares some of his, uh, "wisdom" and explains he was joking, Chuck exasperatedly says, "After listening to you, Okana, I don't even know what a joke is anymore."
** Chuck's complete confusion over a joke that was so bad that it was ''cut'' in favor of Joe Piscopo's lame material is comedy gold.
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* The entire riff on Picard holding a phallic object in front of his crotch in "Masks," suspecting that Stewart and Frakes knew exactly what it looked like and did it deliberately.
* Chuck's backspacing about Harvey Dent's burnt face in ''[[The Dark Knight Saga]]''.
** Also in ''The Dark Knight'', playing "[[Transformers:
** His blaming a car crash on Deanna Troi...twice.
** "The Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away..."
** "The Batpod. So called because.......the Batpod."
** Chuck mentions the Joker's [[Multiple Choice Past]], and gives his own idea for an origin story: on ''[[
*** The gist of which was Batman setting out to screw with a random clown until he turned evil.
* The description for Part II of his "The Best of Both Worlds" review on blip.tv:
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* ALL of Chuck's comment about Picards brother Robeire in "Family" but especially "I think Robeire missed his true calling, running an orphanage in a [[
** His surprised reaction when Picard actually shows kindness to a child.
** From the video description "Also Wesley's backstory is revealed to the joy of his fan"
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** "Acronyms can be confusing. I once heard of someone commenting on the climactic battle with the octopus monster at the at the end of POTC 2, which is confusing as hell when the speaker means ''Pirates Of The Caribbean'' and you're thinking ''Passion Of The Christ''! And you don't know how much I wanted to see the sequel where Jesus battles the Kraken." and then right after words "Kirk is still concerned there could be such a thing, the ESP thing not the Jesus Kraken thing."
* When describing the USS Pasteur in the reviews of "All Good Things..."
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* In "Dark Frontier", After Voyager blows up a Borg ship:
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'''Chuck''': I'm fine, thanks for asking. }}
** And after reviewing the wreckage of the ship:
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'''Janeway''': Commander?<br />
'''Chakotay''': [[Lampshade Hanging|You're about to drop one of your bombshells.]]<br />
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** "Look Chakotay! I've wanted this all my life; it's a coffee maker that's also a bong!"
*** This exchange:
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'''Seven of Nine''': No.
'''Janeway''': It's a Human vice you might want to try some day, keeps you sharp.
'''Chuck as Janeway''': Want some smack? How 'bout a whore? Feel like gambling? I played craps against Harry yesterday; he won so I let him keep his hands! }}
* According to Chuck, [[Doctor Who
* During the ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' miniseries review:
** The constant comments by Colonel Tigh on his drunkenness, as well as this comment:
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'''Colonel Tigh''': Blow me, Chief. I'm no more a Cylon than you are. }}
** And later:
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** Lightheartedly comparing the attack on Caprica to 9/11 conspiracy theories.
** "Gah, I picked the wrong week to quit drinkin'. Good thing I didn't."
** During Adama's Earth speech:
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'''Officer''': We get it, sir.
'''Adama''': The slow descent into cannibalism.
'''Officer''': You've made your point, sir.
'''Adama''': Flipping a coin to decide whether you should step out the airlock or just blow your head off.
'''Officer''': Please stop cheering us up. You're making the Marines cry. }}
* Chuck riffs in the style of [[
* In the ''Insurrection'' review, Chuck turns [[Gilbert and Sullivan]] into a running gag, adds a car lock sound effect to the special tricorder Worf uses to subdue an out-of-control Data, makes reference to a "Turnip of Mass Destruction", has Riker playing Pac-man, comments on how the planet can make Geordi grow new eyes but no hair for Picard, and totally rips into the so-called perfect Bo'ku, to the point of calling them [[Our Elves Are Better|Elves]].
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** After talking about how on the Enterprise, they solve all problems with technical gibberish:
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'''Chuck as Picard''': He'll come to figure out what the hell I'm talking about! }}
** "In space, no one can hear you [[Large Ham|ham]]."
* From the ''[[Star Trek IV:
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'''Spock:''' [[Quote Swear Unquote|Double dumbass on you?]]<br />
'''Kirk:''' You mean the profanity? That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays you any attention here unless you [[Obligatory Swearing|swear every other word]].<br />
'''Chuck:''' Shit yeah. You think I talk like this all the time? Nah, only for these videos and when talking to my kids. So they arrive and meet Gillian, who's conducting the tour, taking stop at Nightmare Fuel central, to show these lovely creatures we've come here so see... being killed and slaughtered. Y'know, why don't petting zoos do this? Or maybe they do... MAX! DADDY WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN SOME ASSHOLE KILL A FUCKING GOAT! }}
* From the ''[[Star Trek V:
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* From the remixed review of "All Good Things", the reason why Troi is dead in the future? Worf never should have lent her his car keys.
* The jabs at Crichton and co's bad luck throughout the ''[[
** In "premier":
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''(Crichton has just woke up naked in a holding cell)'' Face it, Crichton, life just hates you.<br />
''(A helmeted figure is found sitting at the back of the cell)'' Better watch it, Crichton; the way your luck's going, it's probably got a [[Nightmare Face|spider for a head]] and [[Hell Is That Noise|shrieks bagpipe music]] before it [[Cruel and Unusual Death|sucks out your juices]]. ''(The figure removes the helmet)'' Holy crap, you're locked in a cell with [[Claudia Black]]! See, Crichton? It's the cosmos maintaining balance -- and they were even good enough to already take your clothes off! Things are finally looking up for- ''(She begins kicking the crap out of Crichton)'' ... Okay. Guess I'm off the mark, unless that poses a more awkward way of approaching sex. }}
** In "Nerve":
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''(Describing [[Big Bad|Scorpius]])'' ...[[Magnificent Bastard|the most disciplined and calculating mind in the Uncharted Territories]], on a [[Too Kinky to Torture|first-name basis with pain]], and [[The Unfettered|the will to travel from A to B in a straight line, no matter how many unfortunate people might be standing in that path]]. And guess what, Crichton? [[Oh Crap|You now have his undivided attention.]] Under the circumstances, [[Bring My Brown Pants|bladder release is permissible and, indeed, encouraged]].<br />
Meanwhile, Aeryn's treatment is going pretty well: it's stopped her condition from worsening, so they can hold out indefinitely unless something happens with Moya. Anyway, [[Finagle's Law|something happens with Moya]]. To say our heroes are cursed would be underselling it- at least curses usually have a chance of being ''lifted'' in some way.<br />
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* The skit of how "Doctor Bashir, I Presume" might have gone down if that Changeling had still been impersonating Bashir.
* Chuck mentions in his ''Dark Frontier'' review that it has one of the few times substituting his homicidally insane Janeway would probably make more sense story-wise than what canon-Janeway does, leading to how his Janeway would beat The Borg.
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'''Janeway''': With my army of warrior cobalt tarantulas! I've been training the entire hive to become deadly warriors!
'''Borg-Queen''': ... Tarantulas don't have hives...
'''Janeway''': And normally they don't have wings either, but my job is to fix it whenever nature makes an extraordinarily aggressive and terrifying tarantula, and doesn't make it capable of flying up and latching onto your face! Or have an unending hunger for ocular jelly.
'''Borg Queen''': ... Will you stop talking if we just give Seven back?
'''Janeway''': ... Who? }}
* In his review of ''The Adversary'', as Sisko tries to [[Spot the Imposter]]:
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'''Sisko''': I don't think that will help us find the Changeling.
'''Janeway''': ''What'' Changeling? }}
* From ''Where Silence has Lease''
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'''Riker:''' Oh no!
'''Picard:''' Oh no!
'''Troi:''' Oh no!
'''Data:''' Oh no!
''' [[Red Shirt
* From "The Wheel In Space" funny bits include Cyberman dancing, and a [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|MST3K]] shout out. "In the not-too distant future..."
* From The Invasion: [[The Brigadier|Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart]]'s song
* His Psycho-Janeway version of why Janeway sent Picard to Romulus in ''[[Star Trek
** The buggy scene and the compared opening driving scene of ''[[Star Trek (
** Playing Captain Kirk's recitation of the solemn vow to not break the Prime Directive over the gun-toting car chase was especially juicy. "Prime Directive? What's that?"
* His habit of referring to the reboot film as "Star Trek, open bracket, 2009, close bracket."
* During [[Mass Effect 2]], the running gag
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** And the name Shiva Shepard.
** Then there's this gem:
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** Mordin's introduction, with an addition by Chuck that fits the character perfectly:
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'''Chuck as Mordin:''' Unnecessary! [[Bio Augmentation|Replaced lungs with organo-sythetic power-aeration syndrome!]] [[Gibbering Genius|Woohoohoohoohoohooh!]] }}
** The jokes about Shiva's [[No Flow in CGI|stiff hair]], particularly when used to headbutt a Krogan.
** Grunt's Loyalty Mission:
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(A Thresher Maw springs out of the ground to attack the team)<br />
[[Oh Crap|Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap.]] }}
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** His frequent commentary on Thane's [[Mr. Fanservice]] status. "Ladies, did you know that the way of the assassin includes knowing the one true path to the clitoris?"
** Chuck encounters the [[Insurmountable Waist High Fence]]. "What, that's it? Hey, Threepio, you and Sinead O'Connor give me a boost, we'll have this thing beat!"
** Close to the end of the playthrough, Shepard ends up in a relationship with the [[The Reptilians|Drell]] [[Career Killers|assassin]] [[Hitman
** Over the course of the final mission, because of a deliberate bad playthrough, Shepard's team is almost wiped out: [[Person of Mass Destruction|Jack]], [[Classy Cat Burglar|Kasumi]] and Thane are killed on the approach to the Collector base; [[The Lancer|Jacob]] gets a missile to the face while trying to shut the doors (leading to Chuck to joke about Shiva treading on one of his eyeballs); the crew of the ''Normandy'' are all liquefied; [[Lady of War|Samara]] ends up getting dragged away by a Seeker Swarm because [[Insufferable Genius|Miranda]] stuffed up their defence; [[Boisterous Bruiser|Grunt]] is killed while leading the second team; [[Sociopathic Hero|Zaeed]] and Miranda are both crushed by falling rubble while taking down the final boss; finally, [[Robot Buddy|Legion]] is shot dead while trying to hold the line. Apart from Shepard, Joker and EDI, the only survivors of the mission are [[Friendly Sniper|Garrus]], [[Wrench Wench|Tali]], and [[The Professor|Mordin]]. For a moment, it looks as though Chuck is going to run with the [[Bittersweet Ending]] with Shepard mourning over the coffins of her dead comrades. And then...
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* Quite a few moments to be found in the review of ''[[The Lord of the Rings|The Two Towers]]'', among them the shot of the massive supply of potatoes that the refugees are loading into Helms Deep, accompanied by Sam reciting [[Memetic Mutation|"PO-TA-TOES!"]]
** The numerous jokes as how badly abused Gollum ends up- at the hands of the heroes:
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** Chuck claiming that if [[Sesame Street
** The caption of Theoden on the battlements of Helms Deep, as it starts to rain: "This isn't rain, it's God pissing on me."
** The annoyed rant at Treebeard's refusal to get involved in the war, even though the villains are guaranteed to chop down the Ents' forests for fuel and industrial development if they win- and they've already started doing both. Why is this funny? First of all, Chuck calls Treebeard "Spinach-Chin." Secondly, exasperated at how long the debate is taking...
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** Haldir's death:
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** "Somehow, [[Blatant Lies|and I've no idea how]], but it seems that Gollum has become bitter over the ordeal shown over the four hours of this film.
** Comparing Gollum's torture at the hands of the heroes to [[Sesame Street
* This description from his "Fight or Flight" review:
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* Turning [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
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** In the beginning segment of the episode, he states that he thinks the show's [[Periphery Demographic]] is due to divine intervention or a [[Deal
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** How [[SF Debris]] describes how reviewing this show feels to him:
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** "When did the mare in the moon [[The Lord of the Rings|exchange reason for madness?!]]"
** "Just kidding, horses and ponies are different. [[Internet Backdraft|Please don't]] [[Averted Trope|write me]]."
** "...and Pinkie Pie's laughing when confronted with terror represents {{spoiler|marijuana}}."
*** His reaction in Pinkie Pie's introduction: "Ugh, I think I dated her once..."
* The [[Noodle Implements]] involved in non-gendered sex in "The Outcast."
* After mentioning in his review of ''[[The X
** When the question arises as to how the courts could possibly prosecute a supernatural crime, which Chuck then continues in a hilarious fashion.
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* The Summoning of Starship Captains:
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'''[[Star Trek:
'''Sisko''': Of course.<br />
'''Kirk''': And then hit them?<br />
'''Sisko''': Of course.<br />
'''Kirk''': And none of that worked? Huh. [[Star Trek IV:
'''[[Star Trek:
'''Sisko''': More or less, we can't close it.<br />
'''Picard''': [[Reverse Polarity|Inverse graviton beam?]]<br />
'''Sisko''': Still no, we can't close it.<br />
'''[[Star Trek: Voyager
'''Sisko''': Someone else already tried that, wrong planet.<br />
'''Janeway''': Well just go and do it properly this time!<br />
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'''Picard''': [[Comically Missing the Point|What about an anti-proton beam?]]<br />
'''Sisko''': Still no. To both. Anyone else?<br />
'''[[Star Trek: Enterprise
'''Kirk''': [[Stunned Silence|...]]<br />
'''Picard''': [[Stunned Silence|...]]<br />
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'''Janeway''': That's two votes for Mindbomb. We win! }}
* The obligatory ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' reference in the ''[[Blade Runner]]'' review:
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'''Chuck''': And if there's one thing Gaff hates, it's Cylons. }}
** "Oh [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
*** Even more [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] when the next episode that aired after this video went up was Rarity-centric.
* From "A Time To Stand":
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** The conversation between Weyoun and Jake, where Chuck points out that the Dominion is a society which doesn't tolerate bias.
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'''Weyoun''': There you go again with the negativity!
'''Jake''': Well, it's true!
'''Weyoun''': Absolutely not! It's not an oligarchy, it's a theocracy. }}
* From ''Rocks And Shoals'':
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'''Sisko''': "Shut up, Chief, just shut up." }}
* The hypothetical dinner conversation from ''Sons and Daughters'':
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'''Dukat''': "Glad to help you, you crinkled-nose uptight bitch!"
'''Kira''': "So what's on the agenda today? Murdering babies or just fathering illegitimate ones? No offense, Ziyal."
'''Ziyal''': "...Can we not do this?"
'''Dukat''': "Major, is it true that you're so frigid, First Minister Shakaar's penis now has twelve words for snow?"
'''Kira''': "[[Crosses the Line Twice|When you go around on your rape sprees, are you worried that you’ve sired so many bastards, you may accidentally be plowing one of them or are you just happy that you're finally doing something with your abandoned children?]] ([[Beat]]) Again, no offense, Ziyal."<br />
'''Ziyal''': "Would anyone like to see my sketches?"<br />
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'''Kira''': "I look forward to it!" }}
* From "Favor the Bold":
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'''Weyoun''': So, should we maybe call off this whole war thing...
'''Female Changeling''': Get back to work! }}
* From ''Sacrifice of Angels'':
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** Sisko's order into the wormhole after the minefield is destroyed: "I don't expect to be able to stop much more than half of them, but maybe we'll get lucky."
** This epic [[Brick Joke]]:
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''(The ships disappear)''<br />
'''Sisko''': Wha...? What happened?<br />
'''Janeway''': The [[Doomsday Device|Mind Bomb]] happened. I told you: '''[[Crazy Awesome|COOL!!!]]'''<br />
'''Sisko''': What the hell's in this thing?!<br />
'''Janeway''': ...Secrets? ([[Beat]]) It's the Mind Bomb, it runs on the power of [[Powered
'''Sisko''': So it amplifies emotion and [[Empathic Weapon|uses it as a weapon]]?<br />
'''Janeway''': After it sucks them out of you leaving you [[Empty Shell|souless]], basically yes. So who should we use it on next?<br />
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* From ''Waltz'':
** Right before Dukat goes completly crazy over his mind version of Kira we have this hilarious bit: "Roger that Dukat, We are go on completly losing our shit. In three, two, one...
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* The entire sketch from "Code of Honor" about how Worf has named his penis and testicles "courage" and "honor."
** From the same episode, the "here are the rules of the game" for the fight, as presented by Chuck's impersonation of Lutan's Second.
** It's time for... [[Yars Revenge]]!
** Don't forget Lutan's feelings about his new friends.
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'''Chuck''': "Your ''gods!?'' I don't need you anymore, vengeful deities, I have REAL friends now. And they don't make me sacrifice bitches or anything. He *[[Beat]]*OH! ''GUARDS''." }}
* The backstory to "Wolf in the Fold" establishes that Scotty (temporarily) hates all women after being injured by an incompetent female colleague, and that in order to cure him, they have to take him to a titty bar. Later on, Chuck says that since the planet's male security officer falsely pinned the blame for several murders on Scotty, the only reasonable conclusion is that Scotty now hates all ''men'' as a result, and must be treated accordingly. Cut to the ''Enterprise'' crew attending a bar filled with scantily clad male gladiators (intercutting earlier footage from the titty bar with clips from the episode "Bread and Circuses"), with big goofy grins on their faces.
** Chuck's opinion of McCoy from the same episode:
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* From the ''Star Trek (2009)'' review, Chuck puts in the Mac start-up sound when Spock enters the Enterprise bridge.
** Adding to this, "If they were anymore inside a computer, Spock would have to change 'Live Long and Prosper' to [[Tron
*** Later, the reason they can't go to warp is that Sulu tried to jailbreak the ''Enterprise''.
** Pointing out that person Pike has explain their orders to the crew is the person with a thick accent.
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*** Also: "You said it! ...Whatever you said."
** Chekov not beaming up Amanda:
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** Chuck referring to the ship as "Satan's Batmobile".
*** And calling [[Distracted
** "Is this about the cheating thing, the peeping tom thing, or that cockfight I'm running out of the dean's office at night?"
** Also, this:
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'''Chuck''': I suspect it was [[Rocky and Bullwinkle|moose and squirrel]]. }}
** The bit where Spock-Prime loses it with Kirk.
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'''[[Jerkass|Alternative Kirk]]:''' I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was thinking about how much you stink of spoiled milk and old person.<br />
'''Spock-Prime:''' ...Get on the transporter pad, you little shit.<br />
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** As Kirk as declared captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I declare that today is No Pants Day!"
** The bit about Admiral Archer still having Porthos as a stuffed dog and demanding people pet it and feed it treats...
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*** Also about Scotty beaming Porthos into oblivion:
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*** Pulling a [[Call Back]] to his joke that Archer can't win a fight after having some [[Fridge Brilliance]] while Spock kicks Kirk's ass.
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** Sarek's "You can't strangle him yet! You haven't knee'd him in the groin yet! What are you thinking boy!?"
* From "The Nth Degree", Geordi and Barclay's back-and-forth, especially how the last digit of Pi is "chunky".
** Also from "The Nth Degree", Chucks conversation with John
* The [[Running Gag]] in "Darmok" of Worf giving a [[Reason You Suck Speech]] to Picard and Riker, and explaining [[The Worf Effect]] as being a result of them never letting him fight until they've already exhausted every other option, by which time the enemy is always prepared and kicks his ass.
* Waking up the captains in 'Realm of Fear'. Kirk dreaming about ''[[Twilight (
* Also in "Realm of Fear", Barclay is trying to relax in his quarters with dimmed lighting, candles and taped sound effects of whalesong, birdsong and the like...
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'''The Byrds:''' ''To every thing, turn, turn, turn...'' }}
* The [[Blind Idiot Translation|Babelfish version]] of "La Donna e Mobile" (which is apparently about furniture), followed shortly thereafter with the the Doctor using a "mobile-ay" transmitter.
* From "Unimatrix Zero"
** When Tom Paris is re-promoted to lieutenant after 18 months as an ensign Harry Kim, the ensign of six years, speaks up:
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'''Janeway:''' You have a ''chair?!'' Tuvok, correct this oversight!
'''Harry:''' What? You can't do that!
'''Janeway:''' Questioning my orders? Did you learn nothing from Tom? You're demoted to Ensign Junior Grade!
'''Harry:''' There's no such-
''Janeway glares at him''
'''Harry:''' ...yes captain. I'll just sit- uh, stand over here. }}
** From the same scene:
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'''Chuck:''' (to the tune of That's Amore) When some guy Outranks you And tells you What to do, that's an order... }}
* The [[Star Trek II:
** He also uses a clip of the Doctor that closely matches the expression of the source of said obligatory joke.
* Part of of his review of the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode "The End of Time" has the culmination of his "Dammit, there's nothing gay about this!" running gag after one too many [[Ho Yay]] moments between the Doctor and the Master.
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** Also from that review: "It all connects to a prophecy from [[Doctor Who
** In responce to the over-the-top performance of John Simm's Master, Chuck brings up the hamminess of Anthony Ainley's Master, and offers the following theory: the writers, in writing the new Master, saw that previous level of hamminess... and interpreted it ''as a dare''.
** "[[The Wizard (film)|I love the Time Gauntlet! It's so baaaaad!]]"
* His review of "The Eleventh Hour" continues the "unintentional bondage theme" of the trilogy of reviews.
* In "Eye of the Needle," Chuck mentions an (almost certainly fake) rumor that Edward James Olmos was at one point considered for the Captain of ''Voyager''. He does address how Commander Adama would have worked on ''Voyager'': dumping the Kazon into space and beating Neelix with a flashlight every episode.
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* Mirror Archer asking advice from the other captains, represented by pictures of bearded Shatner, Stewart, and Brooks, and one photoshopped on Mulgrew. And Mirror Janeway turns out to be an annoying [[Granola Girl]].
** The whole thing is a piece of brilliance from start to finish really...
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'''Mirror!Kirk''': [[The Brute|Kill him!]]<br />
'''Mirror!Picard''': [[The Evil Genius|Don't be an idiot. Mutiny, then kill him!]]<br />
'''Mirror!Kirk''': Ooh even better!<br />
'''Mirror!Sisko''': [[Stupid Evil|I could get behind either one really... even kill him and mutiny against yourself, that sounds pretty good!]] [[Evil Laugh|Heh heh heh...]]<br />
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'''Mirror!Archer''': Shut up.<br />
'''Mirror!Janeway''': Sorry I get carried away sometimes. But look at this caligraphy...<br />
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'''Mirror!Janeway''': Looks like Mr. Grumpypants needs to change into a pair of Happyslacks! }}
** Then there's the second part, where Mirror!Kirk gets tired of Mirror!Picard sassing him, and threatens him with his worst nightmare. When Mirror!Picard fears Mirror!Kirk's going to rape him with a giant spider, Mirror!Kirk says he's just gonna shoot him... and Mirror!Picard [["The Reason You Suck" Speech|tears into him for thinking he'd be scared of something so petty]]. Meanwhile, we finally find out what would make Mirror!Janeway crack:
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* The Coda to the "Tuvix" review, which uses the end of said episode as an intro to a music video about Chuck's Evil!Janeway interpretation... set to [[Portal (
** He describes the crossbreed between Tuvok and Neelix's clothes as "demon clothing, something that rips the souls from men and women who foolishly gaze upon it, before going on a rampage where it eats denim and leather and silk and shits out polyester Hawaiian shirts."
* When Lwaxana Troi spouts her titles in "Haven":
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** Later, he calls her "the daughter of the daughter of the House of Pancakes".
* In the "Cause and Effect" review, Worf is such a horrible poker player that he's hocked Alexander for gambling money.
* In the ''[[Cowboy Bebop]]'' review, using [[
* Count Dooku gets to do something to Savage Oppress that Chuck has only dreamed of doing to his students: force lightning!
** In part one of the review he plays a clip in the language ''[[Star Wars]]'' is meant to be
* In the review of "The Visitor", Chuck shows all the captains talking with Jake about their father issues: [[A Father to His Men|Picard sympathizes]]; Archer gibbers that the Vulcans choked his father to death with a heart attack; Janeway gloats that "she got away with it"; then Reboot Kirk starts up- only for Original Kirk to bitch-slap him for trying to get into the crossover.
* Despite the serious nature of the Prime Directive Analysis, Chuck does manage to squeeze a CMOF into it. When likening the Prime Directive to nature documentaries, he pulls up a picture of John Hammond saying: "And so the volcano on the island became active and all the animals will likely be wiped out...and it can't happen soon enough for me, by God! I'd have run them all over with a jeep if I though I'd get away with it!"
* Of course the robots from ''[[
* During the scene in ''[[Star Trek:
* This part of "Blood Fever" review:
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'''Chuck (as Picard):''' Son, as a Starfleet Officer, I'm afraid you have no choice but to take that beautiful alien aside and bone her twelve ways from Sunday. It's part of your duty when you put on that uniform, that you have to take it off again to satisfy the endless lust of four-breasted aliens. Make the Federation proud. Make ME proud.<br />
'''Chuck (as Paris):''' Aye aye, sir! I won't let you down.<br />
'''Chuck (as Picard):''' Lieutenant? ''Make it so.'' }}
** And then when Tuvok suggests they let Vorik and Torres follow the trial by ritual ([[Unfortunate Implications|which is essentially Torres trying to defend herself from being raped]]):
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'''Chuck:''' I'd have loved it if Chakotay followed ''his'' natural instincts, and kneed Tuvok in the balls. }}
* In ''Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges'' Picard rebelling against the "ask each captain for advice" [[Running Gag]], getting so pissed off that it turns Janeway on, which of course just makes it worse. This is followed by Bashir concluding that [[Star Trek II:
** The [[Running Gag]] about being unable to say the episode's awkward Latin title correctly.
* From the review of [https://web.archive.org/web/20130816223220/http://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/e109.asp "Civilisation"]:
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'''Chuck:''' Yeah, that was money well spent, wasn't it? (''Imitating Archer'') Hey, thanks for sending us out here instead of a probe! We skipped all the rare astronautical phenomena so I could show you this -- a picture of a boat! That's me in the helmet with the horns on it, dumping the mug of beer on Mayweather's head, and Tucker managed to sleep with an alien and [http://sfdebris.com/videos/startrek/e105.asp not get knocked up for once.] SUCK IT, PROBE! }}
* The review of "All Good Things", in which Chuck has ''way'' too much fun naming the midgets.
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* In "The Menagerie":
** After being told the Talosians were forced underground "thousands of centuries ago".
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** The merciless heckling of the Starbase secretary inexplicably being played as [[The Ditz]]. "I know outside! It's so big!"
* In "''Ship in a Bottle''", referring to Picard as "Captain Cockblocker" due to his hesitance to create a mate for Moriarty.
** Also why Picard is so interested whether Countess Regina might be doing something illegal;
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* ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'': "Since a comet, being made of rocks, ice, and gases, naturally powers the one element that's not present."
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'''Iroh:''' Waterbenders?
'''Zhao:''' [[Bait and Switch Comparison|No, werewolves!]] They're everywhere, I tell you! }}
** Chuck calling Aang both "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Charlie Brown" and "Light-Up Aang with Kung-Fu Grip", as well as giving General Zhao "Admiral-I-Set-Fire-To-My-Own-Boats" and "Count Crazy von Crazy".
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