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** From the end of the ''Generations'' video:

{{quote| '''Picard''': What a day. I screw up everything I touch, get beaten up by Soran, accidentally kill Starfleet's greatest hero. I can't imagine how this day could get any wo- (sees the wrecked ''Enterprise'') THE HELL? What the goddamn hell happened with the- (trails off into [[Angrish]])}}

* His strained metaphor for how Sisko was feeling in "By the Pale Moonlight", which included singing "Old MacDonald" to the tune of "Amazing Grace".

* The entire opening three minutes to his review of The Siege of AR-558, describing Sisko's work ethic, revenge tactics, and negotiating skills with Romulans.

'''Neelix:''' You'd never know. }}

** {{spoiler|They're actually talking about Talent Night.}}

* From ''Flashback'':

{{quote| '''Neelix:''' Y'know, if I injected sirilium into my thermal array, it might improve cooking time.<br />

* From ''Hide and Q'', when Picard compliments Riker over [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWqE9ihxaQ#t=7m42s not using his newly granted Q powers to save a little girl.]

{{quote| '''Picard:''' You were right not to try.<br />

'''SFDebris''' (Calmer): Yeah, I know. Some of you don't like it when I yell. }}

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ3kC23GYMQ Taken to its logical conclusion.]

* After mentioning that since he's been outted as a genetically enhanced human, Bashir has been free to become Dr. James Bond.

{{quote| '''Chuck''' (As Bashir): Hello my dear, I'm Julian Bashir. I'm normally a doctor, but I'm afraid you caught me in the middle of a daring scheme to rip off the mob, so I don't have long to chat. But, perhaps later we can meet for a drink and I could show my publication in the New England journal of Medicine. It's called, "1001 ways to Pleasure the G-Spot." But first, I have to return [[Atop the Fourth Wall (Web Video)|Linkara's]] hat.}}

** In the same episode, he notes the Drahvins return in an Alliance of the Eleventh Doctor's worst enemies, including angry [[David Tennant]] fans.

** And in ''Marco Polo'', after Kublai Khan outmaneuvers the title character, Chuck dubs him with Kirk's "KHAAAAN!" scream from ''[[Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan (Film)|Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan]]''.

'''Janeway''': It's a Human vice you might want to try some day, keeps you sharp.<br />

'''Chuck as Janeway''': Want some smack? How 'bout a whore? Feel like gambling? I played craps against Harry yesterday; he won so I let him keep his hands! }}

* During the ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' miniseries review:

** The constant comments by Colonel Tigh on his drunkenness, as well as this comment:

(A Thresher Maw springs out of the ground to attack the team)<br />

[[Oh Crap|Ohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrapohcrap.]] }}

** His frequent commentary on Thane's [[Mr. Fanservice]] status. "Ladies, did you know that the way of the assassin includes knowing the one true path to the clitoris?"

** Chuck encounters the [[Insurmountable Waist High Fence]]. "What, that's it? Hey, Threepio, you and Sinead O'Connor give me a boost, we'll have this thing beat!"

* The [[Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan (Film)|obligatory joke]] when Dalek Caan performs the emergency temporal shift in "Evolution of the Daleks".

** He also uses a clip of the Doctor that closely matches the expression of the source of said obligatory joke.

{{quote| '''SF Debris''' Oh, I can't pretend anymore! It's gay, it's gay, it's so gay! On a scale of one to ten this scores a ''gay-point-gay!'' It's so gay, that when mathematically graphed out it forms a fractal of gayness bending over further and further into infinity, like an M. C. Escher sketch of man-on-man action where both men are simultaneously the man on the other man! On the seventh day of Creation, when God planned to create gay, he saw the across time, blinked, then did a slow clap while shaking his head, saying "Well, there's no way I can top that. I might as well take the day off!" even as Adam protested, "You can't stop now. All you've made of the dinosaurs are bones! And what about this Higgs boson thing? You were up all night making all the blueprints. You can't not create it now!"}}

** In responce to the over-the-top performance of John Simm's Master, Chuck brings up the hamminess of Anthony Ainley's Master, and offers the following theory: the writers, in writing the new Master, saw that previous level of hamminess... and interpreted it ''as a dare''.

** "[[The Wizard|I love the Time Gauntlet! It's so baaaaad!]]"