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'''Janeway''': It's a Human vice you might want to try some day, keeps you sharp.

'''Chuck as Janeway''': Want some smack? How 'bout a whore? Feel like gambling? I played craps against Harry yesterday; he won so I let him keep his hands! }}

* During the ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' miniseries review:

** The constant comments by Colonel Tigh on his drunkenness, as well as this comment:

* Part of of his review of the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode "The End of Time" has the culmination of his "Dammit, there's nothing gay about this!" running gag after one too many [[Ho Yay]] moments between the Doctor and the Master.

{{quote|'''SF Debris''' Oh, I can't pretend anymore! It's gay, it's gay, it's so gay! On a scale of one to ten this scores a ''gay-point-gay!'' It's so gay, that when mathematically graphed out it forms a fractal of gayness bending over further and further into infinity, like an M. C. Escher sketch of man-on-man action where both men are simultaneously the man on the other man! On the seventh day of Creation, when God planned to create gay, he saw the across time, blinked, then did a slow clap while shaking his head, saying "Well, there's no way I can top that. I might as well take the day off!" even as Adam protested, "You can't stop now. All you've made of the dinosaurs are bones! And what about this Higgs boson thing? You were up all night making all the blueprints. You can't not create it now!"}}

** In responce to the over-the-top performance of John Simm's Master, Chuck brings up the hamminess of Anthony Ainley's Master, and offers the following theory: the writers, in writing the new Master, saw that previous level of hamminess... and interpreted it ''as a dare''.

** "[[The Wizard (film)|I love the Time Gauntlet! It's so baaaaad!]]"