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** Now we know that Star Wars is fake, because in real life, NO ONE could kill Samuel L. Jackson.
* Was the only actor badass enough to play Hondo in ''S.W.A.T.'', even though in the TV series he was white.
* Elijah Price in ''[[Unbreakable]]''. Something of a [[Double Subversion]] of his usual role as a [[Scary Black Man]], as Price is [
** {{spoiler|I should have known it all along... It was the kids! They called me "[[Meaningful Name|Mr. Glass]].''}}
** [[Cursed With Awesome|On the bright side, he can make his name sound kind of badass]]
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** Not true, his least badass role was in [[Coming to America]], an Eddie Murphy vehicle. He played a one shot thug who tried to rob the fast food place and got his ass kicked by Eddie Murphy with a mop. It was sad.
** [[Rifftrax|Hold onto your butts. Begin butt holdin-onto. Keep a firm hand on the buttical region. Your butts may flee in terror so keep them with you at all times, or at the very least, keep them at a close distance with some sort of butt leash!]]
* No one's mentioned ''[[The Long Kiss Goodnight]]''. Samuel L. Jackson plays a black private dick opposite amnesiac assassin Geena Davis. "Everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption." [[They Fight Crime|They foil]] a [[False
** That's also a duck, not a dick.
*** He plays a big black dick.
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