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*** '''ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?'''
** WHY THE FUCK IS HE IN THE BACKSEAT ON BRAIN DETAIL?!
** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb9rk6M6cpE The car didn't hit no motherfucking bump!] [[John Travolta (Creator)]] [[I Just Shot Marvin in The Face|Just Shot Marvin In The Face]]!
*** This is the '''''VALLEY''''', Vincent! Marsellus ain't ''got'' no friendly places in the Valley! 'Jules, this ain't my fuckin' town, man!'
** And you will know HIS NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN HE LAYS HIS VENGEANCE UPON THEE!
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** He's sorry, did he break your concentration? Please, go on. Oh, you were finished? Well, allow him to retort.
** Royale with cheese...!
** [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Mm-hmm! This IS a tasty burger!]]
* Quentin Tarantino cast him again in ''[[Kill Bill]]'' as a musician to play at the Bride and her fiance's wedding. If you know anything about ''Kill Bill'', however, you can guess his fate...
** Also cast in Tarantino's [[Blaxploitation]] film ''[[Jackie Brown]]'' ...
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** He knows from your choice of hookers that you're not a rich man.
** '''CAN'T KILL ME, MUTHAFUCKERS!!!'''
* He apparently expressed interest in playing [[Implacable Man|The Saint of Killers]] - arguably the most [[Badass]] character in fiction - if they ever make a ''[[Preacher (Comic Book)]]'' movie.
* The Octopus in ''[[The Spirit (Film)|The Spirit]]''. He pulls [[BFG|BFGs]] [[Ass Pull|out of thin air]] and guns down Apaches. Those who believe the he is the only good thing about that movie are missing the point. [[Frank Miller]] ''wanted'' everyone to think that this movie is really damn weird. Just plain damn weird.
** "I'm the Octopus bitch! I got eight of everything!"
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** And at the end of that movie he {{spoiler|switches that out for a fake and gives the real one to his daughter.}} Because he's just that bad ass.
* Interestingly, he played a [[No Celebrities Were Harmed]] version of Don King in ''[[The Great White Hype]]'' and it was one of his more ''subdued'' roles.
* A crooked cop in ''[[Lakeview Terrace]]'', where he abuses his neighbors with copious use of [[Screw the Rules, I Have Connections]].
** I'M THE POLICE! YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY!
** YOU DIDN'T ASK MY PERMISSION TO PLANT THESE TREES!
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* He narrated a children's book about going to bed. Now, you might think this is out of character for Samuel L. Jackson, until you learned that the book is titled ''[[Go the Fuck To Sleep (Literature)|Go the Fuck To Sleep]]''.
* He also parodied Danny Glover's role in ''[[Lethal Weapon (Film)|Lethal Weapon]]'' as Sgt. Luger in ''[[National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1]]''.
* Also, he managed to push a terrible movie into [[So Bad
* Played Sargeant Hondo in [[SWAT]]
{{quote| "Go break Fuller's heart"}}
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