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The "plot" involves the Mystery Inc. gang on a road trip in Jamaica, but all is not well. Velma is feeling bad because she's basically the team's [[Butt Monkey]], Daphne is very prissy because she recently "did her second abortion", and Scooby is sexually frustrated. However, over the course of their road trip, events will occur that will help resolve their issues and bring them closer together. Oh, and they'll get attacked by Rude Boys who want to "fuck their arses with bamboo pipes".
True to [[Comics Nix]] form, every other word is misspelled, the characters are ridiculously [[OOC]], there's a ''lot'' of really [[Squick]]-y and [[Anatomically
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* [[Abnormal Ammo]]: The Cotton Rudy Boys not only use maggots, but also poop that is "contaminated with AIDS", and a "plethrora of cocaine crack holding sacks covered with hobo's froozen sperm"! {{spoiler|Plus, the Mystery Inc. Gang uses Scooby's cum to kill the Cotton Rudy Boys leader!}}
* [[A Date With Rosie Palms]]: Not only does Daphne masturbate ([[Crowning Moment of Funny|to an issue of Playgirl starring... Steve Buscemi!]]), but Fred somehow masturbates mentally.
* [[Anatomically
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: The [[Unfortunate Implications|Cotton]] Rudy Boys are known to have "... raped manequins, defiled old middle class grannies and parked at disabled parking bays".
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Velma.
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* [[Gasshole]]: Shaggy is "a fartist, one who have camplete control over his bowels movements". {{spoiler|Until "his bowels gett loosen" and his "ass is corrupted".}}
* [[Groin Attack]]: Neither instance is really an attack, but first Scooby {{spoiler|horribly mutilates Velma's vagina}}, and then he accidentally bites down on Shaggy's penis (that he's sucking on) every time the van hits a bump in the road. It's enough to make you [[Share the Male Pain]] (or {{spoiler|in Velma's case, Share The Female Pain}}).
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* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story involves the gang boinking each other.
* [[Misplaced Wildlife]]: Two of the Rudy Boys are riding on a "jackass camel", [[Department of Redundancy Department|which at first was a "donkey jackass"]].
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