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{{quote|Shaggy: "Hey Scoob, do you wanna Scooyb Snarks?" Asks Shaggy, in the moving Van, to the big Deustch dog name Scooy Do.
<s>Scooby-Doo</s> Scooy Do: "Yadda yadda do I want it old pal!" answers felicity the dog with shaking rabies in his butt. }}

''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5915590/1/Scooby_Doo_and_the_Trip_of_Lust Scooby Doo<small><nowiki>[sic]</nowiki></small> and the Trip of Lust]'' is a ''[[Scooby-Doo (animation)|Scooby-Doo]]'' fanfiction by the notorious [[Comics Nix]].

The "plot" involves the Mystery Inc. gang on a road trip in Jamaica, but all is not well. Velma is feeling bad because she's basically the team's [[Butt Monkey]], Daphne is very prissy because she recently "did her second abortion", and Scooby is sexually frustrated. However, over the course of their road trip, events will occur that will help resolve their issues and bring them closer together. Oh, and they'll get attacked by Rude Boys who want to "fuck their arses with bamboo pipes".

True to Comics Nix form, every other word is misspelled, the characters are ridiculously [[OOC]], there's a ''lot'' of really [[Squick]]-y and [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex|most likely impossible]] sex, and the whole thing generally makes no sense whatsoever. This fanfiction also has two dramatic readings, the first dramatic reading can be found [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMMF-q7i8wo here] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KISAgYrC3yY and] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOsOJq_Bnzc here]. The second one can be [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jqpzCHKLAE found] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UklZ124pqog just] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSbK4hCbq_4 about] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-8b8gEwxGA here]!
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* [[Abnormal Ammo]]: The Cotton Rudy Boys not only use maggots, but also poop that is "contaminated with AIDS", and a "plethrora of cocaine crack holding sacks covered with hobo's froozen sperm"!  {{spoiler|Plus, the Mystery Inc. Gang uses Scooby's cum to kill the Cotton Rudy Boys leader!}}
* [[A Date with Rosie Palms]]: Not only does Daphne masturbate ([[Crowning Moment of Funny|to an issue of Playgirl starring... Steve Buscemi!]]), but Fred somehow masturbates mentally.
* [[Anatomically-Impossible Sex]]: God, where to begin...
* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking]]: The [[Unfortunate Implications|Cotton]] Rudy Boys are known to have "... raped manequins, defiled old middle class grannies and parked at disabled parking bays".
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Velma.
* [[But You Screw One Goat!|But You Screw One Great Dane!]] (or big "Deustch" Dog.)
* [[Crack Fic]]
* [[Crossdresser]]: Norville "Shaggy" Rogers wears panties.
* [[Did Not Do the Research]]: The introduction to "Jamaca Island" mentions it as being "the earth of Bob Marley and [[Stevie Wonder]]"... but Stevie Wonder is actually from Michigan.
* [[Domestic Abuser]]: Scooby Doo is said to be one in the beginning. Never mind that he's a dog.
* [[Gasshole]]: Shaggy is "a fartist, one who have camplete control over his bowels movements".  {{spoiler|Until "his bowels gett loosen" and his "ass is corrupted".}}
* [[Groin Attack]]: Neither instance is really an attack, but first Scooby  {{spoiler|horribly mutilates Velma's vagina}}, and then he accidentally bites down on Shaggy's penis (that he's sucking on) every time the van hits a bump in the road. It's enough to make you [[Share the Male Pain]] (or  {{spoiler|in Velma's case, Share The Female Pain}}).
* [[Gross-Out Show]]: This applies to all of [[Comics Nix]]'s output, but it ''really'' applies here.
* [[Lemon]]: The majority of the story involves the gang boinking each other.
* [[Misplaced Wildlife]]: Two of the Rudy Boys are riding on a "jackass camel", [[Department of Redundancy Department|which at first was a "donkey jackass"]].
* [[Only a Flesh Wound]]:  {{spoiler|"Sadly for Velma, he savaged her vagina, plucking her labia majora from its place, exposing raw tumor filled flesh to the marijuana infested air. But her hymen is intact, and that's what matters."}}
* [[OOC]]
* [[Our Werewolves Are Different]]: Apparently  {{spoiler|"Werewolves cum usually stay forever in the stomach of the blowjober after a bad suck night..."}} and they are <s>allergic</s> "allegic to hormone injected chicken".
* [[Troll Fic]]
* [[Welcome to the Caribbean, Mon]]: The story is set in Jamaica, and the villains are a gang of Rude Boys with Bob Marley dreadlocks.
* [[You Meddling Kids]]: The Cotton Rudy Boys Leader says "Damn Meddling kiiiiiiids!"  {{spoiler|as his last words in the Prologue after he is blown up by Scooby's cum.}}

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