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== The Books ==
* Any time [[
* The entire scene in Honest Ed's. It has to be seen to be believed. Also:
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But he couldn't. }}
* "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
** "Ssscottttt~"
* Wallace during The Ramona/Envy fight, driving Envy to distraction in the most hilarious ways.
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** And later...
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'''Ramona:''' What makes you think I'm hiding behind him?
''<Wallace is actually standing right in front of Ramona, apparently oblivious to this fact>''
'''Wallace:''' Oh, sorry. Am I in the way? }}
* What happened after Todd punched Ramona a hole in the moon? ''About thirty pages of tidal waves.''
** And explosions.
* Wallace relentlessly taunting Crash and the Boys which starts with this....
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'''Wallace''': Is that ''girl'' a boy, too?
'''Crash''': Yes!
(Trasha flips Wallace off.) }}
** And ends with this....
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'''Wallace''': Cool, a song for me! }}
* "If I peed on myself would you guys say it was the rain?"
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*** [[Sarcasm Mode|"Okay, thank you, Wallace!"]]
* Joseph's introduction:
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'''Joseph''': <small>He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.</small> }}
* Gideon Gordon Graves. Profession: Asshole
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*** {{spoiler|After Gideon stabs Ramona}} What a dick.
* This:
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Ramona: That's not a good comeback, Scott.<br />
Stephen: Actually, that's pretty good for Scott. }}
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* Scott calling Young Neil just "Neil" prompts a caption: "The greatest day of his life."
* Scott and {{spoiler|Gideon's}} memory cam in volume 6.
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'''Knives:''' scotty ur so hot & sexxy
'''Scott:''' o hey thanx
''(Later...)''
'''Envy:''' omigod ur like, such a stud
'''Scott:''' yeah totes
''(Then with {{spoiler|Gideon}})''
'''Ramona:''' babby u lite my fire
''' {{spoiler|Gideon:}}''' r u obsessed or what lol }}
* From Volume 4:
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'''Scott:''' Me too.
'''Wallace:''' ...Because I signed a lease on a place with Mobile like a week and a half ago and you would have been ''seriously'' screwed if you wanted to stay!
''<Both Scott & Wallace begin to laugh uproariosly. Scott suddenly stops.>''
'''Scott:''' [[Fridge Horror|You bastard.]]<br />
'''Wallace:''' Yeah, so, give me a call sometime, buddy! }}
* Scott Pilgrim: Sketchy-ass 24-year-old.
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** And the ensuing make-out session after she rejects him:
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*** And the brillant part is, that's exactly correct. Which just makes it funnier.
* Scott's whole backstory on his last job.
* Scott Pilgrim: The greatest Prep Chef in Toronto...accidentally botching an order.
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** Followed shortly by the this exchange:
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'''Joseph:''' <small>Seriously, get better friends.</small> }}
* Volume 1 has this little gem:
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'''Wallace:''' Yep.
'''Scott:''' What's the website for that?
''<Wallace is stunned silent.>''
'''Wallace:''' ...Amazon.ca.
'''Scott:''' Cool! Thanks! }}
* Volume 3 has Scott and Todd entering into a stare down while everyone else talks about stuff. Then, ''for no reason'', Scott flips his shit all over Todd.
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* Stephen begging Hollie's gay roommate Joseph to make an album for Sex Bob-omb in volume 4.
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'''Joseph:''' <small>...Okay, I'll do it. But only because I find you attractive.</small><br />
'''Stephen:''' ''[[I Can Live With That]]!!!'' }}
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* Scott levels up {{spoiler|towards the end of the fight with Gideon}} - "Balls +2"
* When Stephen Stills asks what's so terrifying about Honest Ed's, Julie answers,
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** Hell, that entire sequence counts. Just their agonised reactions from just being in there is hilarious. And to top it off:
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* CLOSURE!
* This awesome bit from Volume 3.
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'''Scott''': "A hot date with a collage you're doing?"
'''Stephen Stills''': "A hot date with a 2000-piece puzzle depicting the ''Bluenose II''?"
'''Kim''': "Okay, did it ever occur to you that I might actually have a date?"
'''Hilariously awkward pause'''
'''Scott''': "Kim, you're a hell of a catch."
'''Stephen Stills''': "You're [[Twin Peaks|a damn fine woman, Kim. Damn fine]]."<br />
'''Kim''': "Whatever, let's just play the setlist again, assholes..." }}
* Scott, while a drunken Kim professes her love for equally drunk Ramona: "[[Girl
* And there's this [[Shout
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'''Ramona:''' [[Monkey Island|How appropriate. You fight like a cow.]] }}
* This funny bit from Volume 3:
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* "'''Guess who's drunk!'''"
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'''Wallace:''' You guess right. }}
* "Those are Mr. Silly's shoes."
* The end of Volume 4 features a parody of a page showing American readers how to read manga, and advises readers to not let "[[The Man]]" tell them how to read the comic.
* [[Large Ham|I BUILT A SWORD INTO ENVY'S DRESS!]] [[Crazy Prepared|THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM!]]
** After Gideon draws the sword:[[Distracted
* Knives pulling a [[Dynamic Entry]] against Envy, only to crash into a wall afterwards due to her momentum.
* '''Stephen Stills (22 years old)''' wants a damn buritto, damn it.
* Scott saves Ramona and Knives from being [[Drop the Hammer|flattened]] by Envy by poking the back of Envy's leg, causing Envy to fall over into a ball with a look of ''absolute bliss'' on her face.
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'''Ramona:''' What? How does that work?
'''Scott:''' Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would-
'''Ramona:''' Okay, stop right there. }}
* "WE ARE '''''SEX BOB-OMB!!!''''' '''We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!'''
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'''Kim Pine''' gothic lolita
'''Scott Pilgrim''' guy in a suit purchased at value village
'''Ramona & Knives:''' "What the hell are they wearing?" }}
* Gideon's dramatic entrance:
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'''Scott''': (''looks at his shirt'') What? (''back to Gideon'') Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (''After Tamara and Stacey'') }}
== The Game ==
* The bass battle with Todd {{spoiler|doesn't happen. [[Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him|You just hit him with the guitar instead.]]}}
* Any time you pick up another player [[Grievous Harm
* From Nega Scott's Ending...
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** Also, after {{spoiler|destroying the world and enslaving all the other characters, NS decides to...go home and take a nap. After all, it's been a long day.}}
* From Knives' Ending...
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