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== Seltzer and Friedberg are just aliases for a really good writer director showing how easy it is to manipulate Hollywood ==
I don't know which one but after years of making really really good movies and making money every time he started to wonder if he even had to make good movies so instead just made really bad ones showing that the film business isn't actually about films.
== The films are all part of the [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Joker's]] newest "Social Experiment." ==
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== Seltzer and Friedberg are trying, and failing, to pull a [[Springtime for Hitler]] ==
They juuust squeak evading illegality each time, and they are doggedly determined to make it big off of a flop. Unfortunately, the viewing public persists in viewing them non-flops.
* They've succeeded with ''Disaster Movie.''
** Or perhaps not, they're coming back with ''Vampires Suck''
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== Seltzer and Friedberg are employees of [[Rocko's Modern Life|Ralph Bighead]], who is still anxiously trying to get out of his contract. ==
To his chagrin, however, it's "Wacky Deli" all over again. He may have gotten out of the contract with Disaster Movie, though.
** Or perhaps not, they're coming back with ''Vampires Suck''
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== ''Vampires Suck'' is going to be mediocre-okay ==
Maybe they've learned and done their search.
* Sadly, no. It has a 3% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, with only one Fresh review. They haven't learned very much.
** Most people who have seen it have at least said that it's better than their past work (not that it's saying much).
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This is why you may see at least one genuinely funny moment per film (but not often a [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]). [[So Okay It's Average|The writers WANT to do a good job, but don't want to get shot.]]
== "Seltzer and Friedberg" is actually the pen name of [[
Terumi's sustained by hatred, and in order to stay at full strength he needs to be hated by as many people as possible. Millions of people go to the movies. Therefore, if he makes the worst movies possible, he'll be hated by millions of people.
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