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** More likely, the portal works both ways. They see our films from this dimension, and decide to rip them off in their dimension, and we take them and release them in our dimension. It's a vicious cycle.
*** Sending from our dimension is much more difficult than getting from their dimension (like a satellite internet connection, it is faster one way). They can generally only send a minute or two at a time at most, hence why [[Shallow Parody|it mostly parodies the trailers;]] the trailers are all that they see.
* Alternative theory: They come from a universe with a [[Bizarro Universe]] opinion of entertainment. They consider ''[[Citizen Kane (Film)|Citizen Kane]]'' to be the worst movie of all time, and The Garbage Pail Kids movie to be the perfect masterpiece.
 
== Seltzer and Friedberg are incredibly successful [[Troll|Trolls]]. ==
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* Or they're actually ''good'' directors, but [[Stylistic Suck|intentionally]] make horrible films to troll people.
 
== The films are all [[MST3KMystery Science Theater 3000|The Forresters']] new plan for dominating the human race. ==
By making these movies, testing for the worst movie ever made will be bypassed, making conquest of Earth more easier.
* So, we need to make more wisecracking robots?
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However, [[Viewers are Morons]], so instead of putting more TV Tropes-style [[Mind Screw]], they do it using "humor".
 
== Seltzer and Friedberg and their movies are all part of the [[Doctor Who (TV)|Daleks']] failed masterplan ==
[[Doctor Who (TV)|The Daleks]] saw the popularity of films in human society, so they created two androids disguised as film directors(thus explaining why we know next to nothing about them) and dangerous weapons disguised as their movies that destroys human mentality and intelligence, making the planet easier to conquer. However, the Doctor saw it through and stopped them at the last minute, making the movies less lethal than originally, but still didn't have the power to actually stop the movies from spreading.
** This also supported by many other facts: Due to their lack of imagination and reliance on logic, the Daleks lack the necesarry deeper cultural understanding of film in general and how comedy works. Daleks' research on films only limited to objective facts, such as how references to popular movies and comedies are considered a positive trait and attracts audiences, which is why the film is chocked full of references. The reason the films are unintelligent is due to Daleks' superiority complex, believing humans to be far more stupid than they are. Daleks' are also proven to be very skilled in android technology.
* This must be what was used to stupify people in the 2001st century by the Dalek Emperor
 
== These movies will eventually be [[Vindicated Byby History]] by some horribly warped people. ==
Following examples on how:
* One day, a bunch of hipsters will rediscover these movies and consider them nostalgic pieces of the Noughties. Thus, they'll become cult classics.
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[[Little No|No.]]
* So Seltzer and Friedberg are platypi in disguise?
** Nah. [[Everything's Better Withwith Platypi]]; [[Don't Explain the Joke|everything's]] [[Shallow Parody|worse]] [[They Just Didn't Care|with]] [[Parody Failure|their direction]]. They're [[Everything's Worse Withwith Bears|bears in disguise.]]
* The "[[So Unfunny It's Funny|joke]]" is "[[Seltzer and Friedberg]] are filmmakers."
 
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* No, no, no; you've got it the wrong way around! All the malevolent hatred generated by people who took the [[Stealth Parody]] seriously retroactively gained physical form as Seltzerberger! It's true! They're on to me! Tell the people before mdfndeufba;idfvksvxissdf bmn
 
== Vampires Suck was a plot by Stephanie Meyer and Summit Entertainment to discredit parodies of [[Twilight (Literaturenovel)|Twilight]] ==
They knew that these guys couldn't even make a funny parody of Twilight, so they hired them to make the movie, preventing anyone else from making a funny vampire movie.
 
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