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* At the beginning:

'''Wash:''' ''That part'll happen pretty definitely!'' }}

** "We're gonna explode? I don't wanna explode!"

* As River fights in the bar:

'''Mal''': ''I really don't.'' }}

* Kaylee after Simon confesses his feelings for her:

'''Kaylee''': ''To Hell with this. I'm gonna live!'' }}

* When they enter the bar:

'''Mal''': ''Oh god! I can't know that!''<br />

'''Jayne''': ''I could stand to hear a little more.'' }}

* After the Reaver chase at the beginning:

'''River''': ''[[Comically Missing the Point|I swallowed a bug...]]'' }}

* This exchange:

'''Mal:''' Well...[beat] you can't! }}

* Those grenades Mal didn't want Jayne to take along... one Reaver ship later:

* A guard at the company the crew is robbing asks for a password. Jayne fires his machine gun.

** The guard then discussing where he wants to be shot (so he can avoid punishment for allowing the robbery to take place), with him and Mal debating the merits of a bullet through various areas of human anatomy.

'''Mal''': Well, you don't want it to look like you just gave up. }}

* Jayne calling for Mal when the Reavers arrive:

* Ahem... [[Covert Pervert|Ceiling]] [[Memetic Mutation|River]]. That is all.

* ‎"I've staked my crew's life on the theory you're a person, actual and whole. And if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now." ''[[Dramatic Gun Cock|*click*]]'' "… or… we could talk more."

* "[[Hidden Depths|Yes, I've read a poem.]] [[Deadpan Snarker|Try not to faint.]]"

* When the Operative and Mal first meet, and Mal tries to goad him:

'''Inara:''' Please, spend an hour with him. }}

* At the heist at the beginning, they open the safe door...only to find almost nothing in it.

 

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