Smite Me, O Mighty Smiter!: Difference between revisions

* Asuka, in the third "season" of ''[[Neon Exodus Evangelion]]'':

{{quote|'''Asuka:''' Do You hear me, God, in Your ivory tower? Do my words offend You? Well, TOO BAD! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! I'm already IN Hell - SO WHAT CAN YOU DO TO ME?! YOU made this world of conflict and suffering and hate! YOU let this happen to Your children who Your Scriptures claim You love so much! You must be DEAD! Or CRUEL! Or You just DON'T CARE! Either way I - DON'T - FUCKING - NEED YOU! }}

 

== Film ==

* Occurs in ''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]'': a military recruiter says, after showing a documentary film, "That is why we will always need an army, and may God strike me down were it to be otherwise."

** [[Tempting Fate|And, lo and behold...]]

* Shown with an aftermath in ''Nightbreed'', the film of Clive Barker's CABAL—A badly fallen priest is dragged along for the ride when the rednecks go after the Nightbreed, and when he manages to splash the Shattered God's transformative baptism over himself, he winds up in the ruins of the Breed's old home, reviving Cabal's nemesis and vowing revenge: "Their God burned me. I want to burn him back!"

* ''The End of the Affair'' is framed around a "diary of hate" that the main character directs at God, who he sees as the main force coming between him and his lover Sarah. At the end of the movie, after seeing Sarah die shortly after resuming an affair that she promised God she would end forever, he curses God "as though (he) existed".

* In ''Joan of Arc'' (the one with [[Leelee Sobieski]] and [[Neil Patrick Harris]]) Joan kneels at an altar after losing a major battle, begging God to tell her what she did wrong, and when she gets no reply, she snaps and screams, "[[Tear Jerker|''Why won't you answer me?!'']]"

* ''[[The Poseidon Adventure]]'': Here you have Rev. Scott (Gene Hackman) who has never lost his faith in God, who believes that the Lord loves people who can work it out themselves. He tries everything to help save his friends from the capsizing ship - resulting in the death of three, but he never turns a blind eye. However, when a steam valve is blocking the only way out, he finally snaps and tells God off while trying to shut the valve off. {{spoiler|He dies right after but his effort saved the remaining members of the group.}}

** And again in a [[Cluster F-Bomb|profanity-laced]] version when {{spoiler|he yells at his attackers in the finale during the mansion siege, just before he himself gets killed by an assassin behind him.}}

 

== [[Literature]] ==

 

 

* In the episode "A Single Drop of Rain" of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'', Sam (who has leaped into the life of a con man who claims to be a [[Rainmaking|rainmaker]]), does everything he can to help a drought-stricken community, to no avail. He spends time haranguing God before it finally rains:

{{quote|'''Sam:''' I don't know who's runnin' this show. I don't know why I was chosen. I bounce around from place to place. I do everything I'm supposed to do, at least the best way I can, but I don't know how to do this one. I mean, you gotta help me. I figure you owe me, for a couple of times, anyway. You make it rain. You hear me? You make it rain!}}

* In the ''[[Highlander the Series]]'' episode "The Modern Prometheus", [[Lord Byron]] climbs to the roof of a building, in the rain, ''grabs a lightning rod'', and proceeds to harangue the Heavens.

** The twist is that Byron is actually immortal, and that even if he did get smote, he would be fine a few minutes later.

** Castiel had his moment in Season 5, calling God a "son of a bitch".

* Happens in episode 2.12 of ''[[Waterloo Road]]'' when Andrew the deputy head confronts [[The Fundamentalist]] who's trying to take over the school, finally spurred to action when the latter starts preaching to the students about [[Jerkass|the teacher who committed suicide earlier in the series did so because she was too weak.]] "You are interrupting a dialogue with the Lord!" "Then let him strike me down! (long pause) [[Deadpan Snarker|Didn't think so.]]"

* In ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]'', Marshall has one of these at {{spoiler|his father's funeral}}, where he [[Sarcasm Mode|thanks]] God for the [[Sarcasm Mode|comforting words]] of his {{spoiler|father's message from beyond the grave. It was a phone message found after his death that turned out to be a pocket dial. But then [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|it didn't]].}}

* Piper gets on of these in ''[[Charmed]]''. She's dealing with small, invisible creatures who have tripped her walking to her car while Leo has been barred from seeing her, and she does this to the Elders, yelling at the sky that she's a good witch and to give Leo back. {{spoiler|It works, eventually.}}

* In one episode of ''[[The Red Green Show]]'', Mike makes a bet that he can bring an angel to the lodge. When Mike arrives alone, Red mockingly dares the angel to smite him. Unfortunately, at that moment the “angel”, in actuality an enormous man, walks in. It turns out he is a member of the “Guardian Angels Society.”

 

== Music ==

 

 

* Despite the Eastern mythology-based "spirits" introduced on the show, Prince Zuko has such a scene in the ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' episode "Bitter Work". After a day of {{spoiler|failing to learn to bend lightning}}, on top of everything else that's happened in his life, he stands on top of a mountain during a raging thunderstorm and screams at... someone:

{{quote|'''Zuko:''' "You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it! And now I can give it back! Come on! ''Strike me!'' [[Cosmic Plaything|You've never held back before]]! Aaaaaargh!"}}

* In the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "Christian Rock Hard," Cartman and his band are being signed onto a Christian record label, and the heads tell him they want to make sure that his band isn't just in it for the money. Cartman replies, "I have [[Blatant Lies|never in my life]] done anything just for the money. If I'm lying, may the Lord strike me down right now." Nothing happens, but Butters scootches away, just in case.

** In another episode, "HUMANCENTiPAD," Cartman gets angry after having his new present, the Apple HUMANCENTiPAD, taken away from him. He shouts at God to stop "fucking" him, which causes him to get struck by lightning.

** Actually, the ''good'' day caused Homer to quit attending church. The above quote comes from near the end of that episode, when his house caught fire, nearly killing him. He thought the lesson of the story is "The Lord is Vengeful!" and was wanting God to turn him into the instrument of His divine retribution.

* An unintentional example in one episode of [[The Boondocks]], in which Uncle Ruckus begins a religion based on racism toward African-Americans, and telling the African-Americans themselves that they need to apologize for being what they are. At the climax of the episode, he shouts for God to strike him down if anything he's saying is untrue, though he fully believed in what he was teaching and undoubtedly thought he had nothing to fear. [[Bolt of Divine Retribution|God, however, was more than happy to take him up on it.]]

 

== Real Life ==

* As part of his routine, [[George Carlin]] challenged God to strike ''the audience''—and ''then'' himself—dead to prove that an Almighty exists. Needless to say, it never happened. Although he did report a small twinge in his leg.

* In three separate instances, people working on Mel Gibson's ''[[The Passion of the Christ]]'' were struck by lightning. However, this probably has less to do with blasphemy in the movie and more to do with the fact that they were [[Too Dumb to Live|carrying lots of metal objects around a hill in a thunderstorm.]]

 

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