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'''''Important Note''''': Merely being offensive in its subject matter is not enough to justify a work as [[So Bad Its Horrible]]. Hard as it is to imagine at times, [[Rule Thirty Six34|there is a market for all types of deviancy]] (no matter how small a niche it is). It has to ''fail to appeal even to that niche'' to qualify as this. Any descriptions that fail to imply anything but offensiveness will be deleted.
 
* '''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4233422/1/A_Maverick_in_the_Black_Hole A Maverick in the Black Hole]''' ([[Dark Fic]], [[Mary Sue]], [[Self-Insert Fic]], [[Relationship Sue]], [[Gorn]], torture, mindrape)
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* '''[http://web.archive.org/web/20011214034732/www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/4148/stories/The_Misery_Senshi_Neo_Zero_Double_Blitzkreig_Debacle.html Misery Senshi Neo Zero Double Blitzkrieg Debacle]''' The MST is [http://home.netcom.com/~mblackwl/Neo-zero.txt here.] (crossover)
** Fandom: ''[[Sailor Moon]]''/''[[Daria]]''. With a large dash of essence of ''[[Tom Clancy]]'', and some ''[[Beavis and Butthead]]''.
** Synopsis: [[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin]]. Really.
*** Or, to put it another way: there are three different terrorist attacks being planned. One is a corporation who intends to steal a new military plane called the Neo-Zero and bomb Tokyo with it to create a new empire. There is an Islamic terrorist who intends to hijack a JAL Tokyo-London flight and then hit Lawndale High with an atomic bomb. Lawndale has its own domestic terrorists planning to take over the city. ''Right'' before these plans start coming into action, Ami, who is going to medical school in Germany, emails Daria (they have an over-the-Net relationship) to please come to Japan ASAP. She does; when she arrives, she is limoed directly to the shrine where Rei works. Ami makes Daria Sailor Mercury in her place; Daria didn't even know of this plan - or the existence of Sailor Senshi - until right when it happens. The others abruptly realize they're going to have to deal with a crabby, cynical, rude senshi... And right after that, the double-agent in the evil corporation goes to contact Mamoru, and the ninja spy watching him wires a report back to the evil corporation...
** Comments: Worse than it sounds. The [[MST]] treatment helps. Behold: Copyrights listed to anyone who ever wrote anything! (Including guides to military airplanes.) Exposition of every country in Asia! A Japanese Nazi girl! The world's least-defended hangar! Numerous plot threads with no obvious immediate connection! Daria stripped of her sense of humor! Wanton cruelty to talking cats! An epilogue explaining ''every joke'' in the story! And so much more. The story proper is also stultifying. Ouch.
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* '''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3800285/1/Mobile_Suit_Gundam_Tournament Mobile Suit Gundam Tournament]''' ([[Beige Prose]], rampant gratuitous sex that [[Erection Rejection|fails even as porn]], [[You Fail Logic Forever]], [[You Fail Physics Forever]], copy-pasting of entire chapters with minor edits, [[Anvilicious|Anviliciousness]], crossover, femmeslash, and mind-bendingly dull.)
** Fandom: ''[[Gundam]]'' (various characters - [[Pink Bishoujo Ghetto|usually female]] - drawn from multiple continuities)
** Pairings: [[Zeta Gundam|Emma Sheen]]/[[Gundam Wing|Relena Peacecraft]], [[Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory|Lucette Audevie/Nina Purpleton]], [[Gundam Seed|Murrue Ramius]]/[[Gundam Seed Destiny|Lunamaria Hawke]], [[Mobile Suit Gundam 0080 War in The Pocket|Christina Mackenzie]]/[[Gundam Seed|Flay Allster]], [[Mobile Suit Gundam|Sayla Mass/Fraw Bow]], [[Gundam Wing|Dorothy Catalonia]]/[[Mobile Suit Gundam The 08th MS Team|Karen Joshua]], [[Zeta Gundam|Fa Yuiry]]/[[Mobile Suit Gundam|Mirai Yashima]], [[Gundam Seed Destiny|Stella Loussier]]/[[Gundam Wing|Lady Une]]/[[Zeta Gundam|Reccoa Londe]], Christina Mackenzie/Flay Allster/Reccoa Londe, [[Gundam Seed|Natarle Badgiruel]]/[[Gundam Wing|Catherine Bloom]]/Lady Une, [[Gundam Seed|Miriallia Haw]]/[[Ecole Du Ciel|Asuna Elmarit]]/Stella Loussier, [[Gundam Wing|Lucrezia Noin]]/[[G Gundam|Rain Mikamura]], Mirai Yashima/Rain Mikamura, Miriallia Haw/Stella Loussier, Dorothy Catalonia/[[Gundam Wing|Sally Po]], Dorothy Catalonia/Sally Po/Karen Joshua, Natarle Badgiruel/Catherine Bloom, Emma Sheen/Relena Peacecraft/[[Mobile Suit Gundam|Matilda Ajan]]/Sayla Mass/Fraw Bow, Karen Joshua/Lunamaria Hawke, Murrue Ramius/Sally Po, Lucrezia Noin/[[Actor Allusion|Saeko]] [[Zeta Gundam|Murasame]], Christina Mackenzie/Flay Allster/[[Gundam IGLOO|Monique Cadillac]], Miriallia Haw/[[Chars Counterattack|Chan Agi]], Nina Purpleton/Lucette Audevie/Dorothy Catalonia, Murrue Ramius/Sally Po/Lunamaria Hawke/Karen Joshua, Christina Mackenzie/Flay Allster/Monique Cadillac/Reccoa Londe, Natarle Badgiruel/Lucrezia Noin, [[Overly Long Gag|Natarle Badgiruel/Murrue Ramius]], [[Beyond the Impossible|Relena Peacecraft/Lucrezia Noin]] . Yeah.
** Synopsis: [[Twenty Minutes Into the Future]] (well, 2007), the nations of the world inexplicably decide to settle who will rule the world with...a [[Title Drop|Gundam tournament]]. [[G Gundam|Sound familiar?]] What should have followed was fifty chapters of [[Humongous Mecha|epic action]] punctuated by torrid scenes of [[Girls Love|love between beautiful women]] and richly detailed discussions of political and moral philosophy. What got written is fifty chapters of almost the exact same fight scenes repeated over and over, just with different characters, punctuated by almost the exact same lesbian sex scenes repeated over and over, just with different characters, and pointless descriptions of people eating, packing their luggage or griping about petty personal issues [[Author Tract|suspiciously similar to those the author complains about in his own life]] repeated over and over.
** Comments: This fic starts out with already sleep-inducing levels of [[Beige Prose]].
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*** The MST version improves the fanfic's format.
 
* '''[[Naga Eyes (Fanfic)|Naga Eyes]]''' (rape, vore, incredibly bad writing, damage to sanity, slash, possible bestiality)
** Fandom: ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]''
** Pairings: Sora/naga Riku
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* '''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4876185/1/The_Perfect_Drug The Perfect Drug]''' by TrentFanL0L. It's M-rated, but... (crossover, slash, suicide, explicit sex, character death)
** Fandoms: Mostly ''[[Harry Potter]]'' with a crossover character from ''[[Repo! theThe Genetic Opera]]'', as well as some minor characters from the TV show ''[[Greek]]''.
** Pairing: Fyier (the vampire protagonist)/Hermione Granger, Fyier/Blind Mag. Possible [[Author Avatar]]. Minor pairings of Fyier/Bellatrix LeStrange, Fyier/Crabbe, Fyier/a zombie doppelganger, Hermione/Snape, McGonagall/Snape.
** Synopsis: It's similar to ''[[My Immortal]],'' except with a male "vampire"... Meet Fyier Bitter Psychotic Valentine Beyond. Follow the romantic misadventures of an idiot teenage vampire as he woos Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter) and Blind Mag (from Repo) simultaneously in a constant back-and-forth that rivals even the cheeziest [[Soap Opera]] [[Love Triangle]]. It gives the reader brain whiplash because the protagonist and his current girlfriend will break up and reunite every few chapters after he dates and breaks up with the other girl. They're also students at a school of "magical and mystery" fighting the Dark Lord Voldermort and his evil minions -- but that's an afterthought. No, the main story is about sex, parties, betrayal, pregnancy, amnesia, breaking up, suicide, murder, body piercing, disabilities, violence, cat-fights, sword-fights, and enough drama to satisfy any drama-fetishist. Also some random homophobia.