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Line 2: [[File:SongsToWearPantsTo.png\|frame\|Contrary to popular belief, you do not require pants to listen.]] '''''[https://web.archive.org/web/20151206063035/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/ Songs To Wear Pants To]''''' iswas a website. (The site is no longer on the live web, and there is no guarantee that any of the free songs were saved in the Wayback Machine.) It has some songs, and you can listen to them in your computer. All you have to do is right-click and 'save as', or so its two [http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/songs-to-wear-pants-to-theme/ Theme] [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514085158/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/songs-to-wear-pants-to-theme-2/ songs] say. Basically, on April 9th, 2004, a guy named Andrew living in [[Toronto]] created a website where people could request songs about any subject. Initially, the rule was that all songs would be under 1 minute and 11 seconds, but that rule has since been done away with. Since STWPT's opening, hundreds of songs ~~have~~had been requested about pretty much ''any'' subject, from [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514114019/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/beware-the-sea-anenemone/ Sea Anemones] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514085812/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/how-to-actually-wear-pants/ instructions on how to put on pants] to [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514113836/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/evil-pickle-vs-everyone/ evil pickles killing everybody] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20130704053359/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/we-are-the-robot-pirates/ robot pirates]. These Songs To Wear Pants To songs are just about any genre you can think of, from hard rock, to techno, to a game soundtrack/children's music/psychedelic rick mixture. There ~~have been~~were four ~~CD's~~CDs released from the songs created throughout the years, titled (in chronological order) Green Pants, Blue Pants, Pink Pants, and Sweat Pants. ~~(the~~As ~~newest~~of ~~songs~~2015, ~~are~~the onpaid ~~the~~songs ~~yet~~were ~~unreleased~~available ~~Skinny~~on ~~Jeans~~Bandcamp, ~~album)~~iTunes, ~~each~~eMusic, ~~CD being~~and ~~$10~~Amazon. Roughly a little less than half of the songs on Songs To Wear Pants To are free to download, with just right clicking and saving as (as the first sentence states). Other songs are 99 cents to download. Song requests ~~are~~were done by email; free requests ~~are~~were usually done only if Andrew sufficiently likes the concept and if he has free time, while paid requests (costing anywhere from $50-$200 a minute)~~will~~ were always be done on time for obvious reasons (many paid requests are not posted on the website, being that a lot of them are personal and all). {{creatortropes}} Line 19 ⟶ 20: * [[Ambiguously Gay]]: In [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514113202/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/what-i-would-do-if-i-were-teleported/ What I Would Do If I Were Suddenly Teleported To Your House Right Now] the kid in {{spoiler\|South Dakota}} calls Andrew dreamy, gets quite excited at the idea of giving Patrick Stewart a 90 minute calf massage, and sews the doilies in his house himself. * [[Big No]]: At the end of [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514113202/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/what-i-would-do-if-i-were-teleported/ What I Would Do If I Were Suddenly Teleported To Your House Right Now], when Andrew learns that he has teleported to {{spoiler\|South Dakota}}. * [[Break Up Song]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130430151424/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/never-extended/ Never] being a fan favorite- one fan even paid for it to be extended. On the less serious side, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514124231/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/girl-im-sorry-but-i-have-to-move/ this] also counts as one. * [[Boastful Rap]]: One of the bonus CD songs, Vanessa is partly this when the narrator claims to be the "sickest MC you're ever gonna hear", but is also a bit of [[Nightmare Fuel]] when the narrator reveals that {{spoiler\|he has killed Vanessa and is eating her liver off of her naked body}}. ** [[Fridge Brilliance]]: Now think about the different meanings of the word "sick". Line 27 ⟶ 28: to my crunk juice gorilla mask (get messed up) }} * [[Captain Obvious]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514112711/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/captain-obvious-theme/ His superpower is that he states the obvious!] * [[Careful with That Axe]] / [[Metal Scream]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20140205193051/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/lyrics-to-a-song/ Lyrics To A Song]. * [[Cheek Copy]]: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514112915/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/we-photocopy-our-body-parts/ We Photocopy Our Body Parts] is about this. * [[Christmas Songs]]: With all the songs, there had to be [https://web.archive.org/web/20131218054230/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/politically-correct-holiday-song/ one] eventually. However, it's not a Christmas song in the traditional sense... Line 76 ⟶ 77: ** Andrew's started a series called "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_A6ZYkAsI Double On Genre]" where fans suggest interesting combinations of musical genres. So far, this has resulted in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh-fEzp4ewc Latin + Rap] and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiB3-Kh1TfM&feature=channel_video_title Desert Slide Guitar + IDM Backbeats]. * [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]: We Are The Robot Pirates. "Robots are good and pirates are good/We do all the things that a robot should" ** Due to popular demand, he eventually followed that up with [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514113626/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/zombie-ninjas/ "Zombie Ninjas"] * [[Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud]]: Requests are often taken too literally for humorous purposes. For example, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514085344/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/the-head-of-a-radio/ The Head of a Radio]. It's also fairly common for Andrew to pronounce spelling errors made in the requests. * [[Rhyming with Itself]]: In [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514111857/http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/songs/crunk-juice/ Crunk Juice], Andrew rhymes "messed up" with "messed up", twice in a row.