Songs to Wear Pants To

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Contrary to popular belief, you do not require pants to listen.

Songs To Wear Pants To is a website. It has some songs, and you can listen to them in your computer. All you have to do is right-click and 'save as', or so its two Theme songs say.

Basically, on April 9th, 2004, a guy named Andrew living in Toronto created a website where people could request songs about any subject. Initially, the rule was that all songs would be under 1 minute and 11 seconds, but that rule has since been done away with.

Since STWPT's opening, hundreds of songs have been requested about pretty much any subject, from Sea Anemones and instructions on how to put on pants to evil pickles killing everybody and robot pirates.

These Songs To Wear Pants To songs are just about any genre you can think of, from hard rock, to techno, to a game soundtrack/children's music/psychedelic rick mixture. There have been four CD's released from the songs created throughout the years, titled (in chronological order) Green Pants, Blue Pants, Pink Pants, and Sweat Pants (the newest songs are on the yet unreleased Skinny Jeans album), each CD being $10.

Roughly a little less than half of the songs on Songs To Wear Pants To are free to download, with just right clicking and saving as (as the first sentence states). Other songs are 99 cents to download.

Song requests are done by email; free requests are usually done only if Andrew sufficiently likes the concept and if he has free time, while paid requests (costing anywhere from $50-$200 a minute)will always be done on time for obvious reasons (many paid requests are not posted on the website, being that a lot of them are personal and all)

Songs to Wear Pants To provides examples of the following tropes:

I'm two doors ahead of you (better catch up)
to my crunk juice gorilla mask (get messed up)

Random Guy: Um, I believe that she’s actually saying that she wants you to have her babies
Andrew: Oh, yeah. That’s exactly what we’re talking about. Um, she offered her babies to me. I don’t know how to get them... maybe she’ll put them in the mail, er-

Random Guy: Nonono, like have ...her babies.

Andrew: Oh! ...Oh. Well, in that case, I have prepared a rap song for just such an occasion.

"It was only a matter of minutes before this website became the top hit at Google. Yes, the top hit!
No matter what you searched for, at number one! Unbelievable, literally, unbelievable!"