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** Chaos singing the Spider-Man theme in Blah-Blah's
** The Ending:
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Sonic(offscreen): I can hear you Eggman!
Eggman: Son of a bitch! }}
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** Froggy: Stop following me dumbass... I mean ribbit.
** this:
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Sonic: Worst. Sidekick. Ever. You can fly,dipshit! Bail out!
Tails: What?(Plane explodes) }}
** Sonic insulting [[Michael Jackson]], and then getting chased by a whale and developing severe whaleaphobia.
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** On Chaos Emeralds:
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Sonic: Is it a chaos emerald?
Tails: How did you know?
Sonic: BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS A FUCKING CHAOS EMERALD! SHOW ME ONE SONIC GAME WITHOUT A CHAOS EMRALD AND I'LL SHOW YOU A GAY VAMPIRE!
Tails: [[Sonic and The Secret Rings]]?
Sonic: Don't. Ever. Mention. That. Name. Again.
Tails: [[Sonic and The Black Knight]]?
Sonic: Okay heres your prize.
(Shows picture of [[Twilight (novel)|Edward Cullen]])Edward: Sparkle sparkle! }}
** When Sonic asks Tails to take a closer look at his emerald after calling it gay:It shows the same Edward picture on it complete with Big Gay Al's Song from South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf00WPyMxWY Episode 3]:
** On Eggman:
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Eggman: Now,Sonic. What would give you that idea? *laughs*
Sonic: Because you call all your things "Egg something". This is probably like the "Egg Wasp".
Eggman: Oh,I'm insulted you would come up with such a lame name like that. You got any better ones?
Tails: The "Egg Bee"?
Sonic: What about the "Egg Hornet"?
Eggman: Well...um...possibly? Maybe? You can't prove anything! }}
** On [[Sonic X]]:
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** After Knuckles finds a Master Emerald shard in a canister:
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** After Chaos appears:
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Chaos: *While transforming,in blah's,sings to the theme tune of [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]]*<br />
Eggman: With Chaos by my side,I will be invincible! And there is no flaw in this plan! Epecially not that Chaos is going to betray me halfway through. Nope,I have complete control over him. Without using any gadgets or anything like that. He's just damn scared of my mustache is all. As well he should be. And together we can kick your ass all the way back to [[Sonic CD]]! Because everybody hated Sonic CD! You can call up all the friends you want,you can have call up all the friends they want. By the way,I like the metal arm. Do you like the metal arm? I thought it was going overboard,but,I can never tell. }}
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb30LtObwsI Episode 4]:
** After Tails gets the Emerald:
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Sonic: TAAAIIILLLS!
Tails: [[Oh Crap|Uh-oh]].<br />
(Sorry we can't show you what's next. We're rated:G)<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGywu38hlEM Episode 5]:
** The beginning:
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** I FART PURPLE GAS!
** Knuckles making an unconcious Sonic give him {{spoiler|a blowjob}}.
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** "And now I'll escape on my invisible tredmill. Walking in place, walking in place, walking in place."
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuSrL6kiDUk Episode 6]:
** Ater Knuckles gets up the mountain:
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGKeqLa1Yb0 Episode 7]:
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZO7uni-q2U Episode 10]:
** This:
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(Amy flips off Gamma)
Gamma: Fucking hilarious. I'll say it again. Give me the bird.
(Amy flips him off with both hands)
Gamma: Never gets old. One last time. Give me the bird, and if you show me any of your digits, I will blast them off.
(Amy releases the bird which flies in front of Gamma... and flips him off)
Gamma: Wasn't expecting that. }}
** Why did the Egg Carrier fly from the Mystic Ruins only to return there? Eggman was getting [[McDonald's]].
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** Later
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** At the end of the episode.
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Cashier: A hose, sir? }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h3h07EL_YU Episode 11]:
** Big's meeting with Tikal.
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Big: Um, I guess so.
Tikal: So do you... trust me?
Big: Um... Not really, I only just met you, I don't even know your name.
Tikal: I'm not talking to you ya fat fuck!
Big: Wait, where are you going? And who are you talking to?
Tikal: They call themselves (Demonic voice)'''the Directors'''.
Big: Holy shit! That was scary!
Tikal: '''The servers are the 7 chaos, chaos is power, power enriched by the heart, the controller is the one who unifies the chaos'''. (Normal voice)I don't know what that fucking means.
Big: Please let me go home! }}
** After the Egg Carrier transforms (to the theme from [[Transformers: The Movie]]).
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Sonic: Really Tails? Are you that easily amused?
Knuckles(Whose on a different part of the ship): OH MY GOD ITS A TRANSFORMER THATS AWESOME! }}
** Also, on the Sky Deck:
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(Cut to the Egg Carrier crashing and exploding while Knuckles screams)
Knuckles: Yeeeaaahhh better not touch it. }}
** Another from the Sky Deck.
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Tails: Yeah, well not you you, but you.
(Tails plays his ring tone: Sonic saying "I need Tails" while Sonic groans in frustration)
Tails: Say can I get you to record another one? This time say "Tails, [[Ho Yay|hold me]]."<br />
Sonic: Okay. Come here.<br />
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** Chaos is a freaky fish guy!
** After Big leaves with Froggy:
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Sonic: What's that Eggman?<br />
Eggman: ....but...<br />
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Eggman: '''NO! GODDAMNIT! I HATE YOU,I HATE ME,I HATE PUPPIES! OH GOD DO I HATE PUPPIES,AAAAHHHHHHHHH!''' }}
** Knuckles [[Tempting Fate]].
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_I4rCmeCac Episode 14]:
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7RyEwIE-P4 Episode 16]:
** The beginning.
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'''Barney''': Now when you say you're gonna save me, you mean you're gonna murder the shit outta me, right?<br />
'''Gamma''': Why yes, I do.<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQcQB0i_oUQ Season Finale]:
** After Chaos transforms:
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Sonic: What the fuck? Cloud? Oh,hey! Do you need help with him?<br />
Cloud: Oh,fuck you guys. Where are my goddamn Cheetos?<br />
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