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#'''The Long Arm of the Plot:''' ''Any bad guys, no matter how far they run, will always end up in one of two ways by the end of the game: [[Karmic Death|obviously dead,]] or [[Heel Face Turn|on your side.]] [[Black and White Morality|There is no in-between]].''
#'''[[Take Your Time|Apocalypse Any Time Now]]:''' ''The best time to do side quests is while the huge meteor hovers in the sky above the planet, waiting to fall and destroy the world.'' (Compare [[Sidetracked by the Gold Saucer]])
#'''"So, [[Star Fox (series)|Andross]], [[One-Winged Angel|you reveal your true form!"]]''' ''You will have to kill the evil villain at least twice at the end of the game. First the villain will look like a person or some creature and be rather easy to kill. Then he will [[Attack of the 50
#'''[[Bishonen Line|In Your Face, Jesus!]]:''' ''Even if you manage to deal with him that time, you're not done -- the villain will then transform into his final form, which is always an [[Power Gives You Wings|angelic winged figure]] with background music remixed for [[Ominous Latin Chanting|ecstatic chorus]] and [[Ominous Pipe Organ|pipe organ.]]''
#'''The Moral Of The Story ([[Lunar|Ghaleon]] Rule):''' ''Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right [[White-Haired Pretty Boy|long-haired prettyboy]] and beating the crap out of him. ''
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