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{{quote|'''Tasha:''' Data. You are fully functional aren't you?<br />
'''Data:''' Of course, but...<br />
'''Tasha:''' How fully?<br />
'''Data:''' In every way, of course. I am programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.<br />
'''Tasha:''' Oh, you jewel! That's exactly what I hoped.|''[[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'', "The Naked Now"}}
 
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* Cylons in the new ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]''. Although they are more like organic robots. Organic ''sexy'' robots.
* The ''[[Angel]]'' episode "Lineage":
{{quote| '''Fred:''' ''[about the cyborg]'' This thing really blurs the line between human and robot.<br />
'''Spike:''' Aha. So you're not ruling out that a human being could have boffed a robot. {{[[[Beat]] Everyone stares at him}}] Sex with robots is more common than most people think. }}
** This joke makes more sense if you realize Spike had previously demanded Warren build him a robot version of Buffy for the sole purpose of "boffing".
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** He said he ''had'' a son, not that he's fathered him personally. He could have been adopted.
*** And the time his sexual subroutines were deleted so he could fit into a smaller data, ah, [[Incredibly Lame Pun|package]], for transmission to the Alpha Quadrant.
{{quote| '''EMH:''' I'm as close to a sentient life-form as any hologram could hope to be. I socialize with the crew, fraternize with aliens. I've even had sexual relations."<br />
'''EMH Mark 2:''' "Sex? How's that possible? We're not equipped with a--"<br />
'''EMH:''' "Let's just say I made an addition to my program."<br />
'''EMH Mark 2:''' "Before you leave maybe you could...[[Is That What They're Calling It Now?|download those subroutines into my database]]?" }}
* ''[[Lexx]]'''s 790 was a robot head (mis-)programmed for love, yet incapable of [[Is That What They're Calling It Now?|interfacing]] with anyone as he lacked even a tongue. Not that that stopped [[Squick|a robot head fetishist who owned a special groin attachment...]]
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** '''ASSUME THE POSITION.'''
** For those who ''enjoy'' squicky humor, [[The Dev Team Thinks of Everything|they included some truly comical moments in the process of locating this robot.]]
{{quote| '''Courier:''' [[Amusing Injuries|I can't feel my legs!]]<br />
'''Fisto:''' [[Comedic Sociopathy|Numbness will subside in several minutes.]] }}
* ''[[Persona 3]] FES'' adds [[Ridiculously Human Robot|Aigis]] in the Social Links. Hers is mostly about how she is discovering about life...and how her feelings for the protagonist are romantic in nature. It's mostly kept the same with the Female Protagonist in ''Portable'' with Aigis going through some [[Gayngst]] instead.
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* In ''[[Penny Arcade]]'' this [http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/07/23 shows up] in the first part of one of the Automata (a sort of futuristic detective universe they explore from time to time) stories.
{{quote| '''Officer:'''"They even got a name for it. They call it 'auto-erotic'."}}
* ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'': Discussed in [http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20000507 this] strip.
{{quote| '''Riff:''' I wonder if she's fully biologically functional.<br />
'''Torg:''' Either that or she's full of sharp jagged metal parts and ...<br />
'''Riff:''' ''Yeaaaahh!'' Question withdrawn! }}
* Ping from ''[[Megatokyo]]'' was designed for companionship and [http://megatokyo.com/strip/1174 strongly insists] when queried that she is ''not'' a sex toy. But she [http://megatokyo.com/strip/1175 admits] that she was nonetheless built so that she could go all the way in a relationship if she wanted to.
* ''[[Questionable Content]]'': Only hinted at. Some of the more humanoid AnthroPCs are [http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1998 obviously meant to cater to this], such as the prototype of one that [http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=1459 looked like Jude Law] with a prehensile [[Gag Penis]]. It's also mutual. [http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1658 Momo has fantasized about Sven before], and Pintsize is a [[Lovable Pervert]].
{{quote| [http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic{{=}}1658 No one is quite sure who decided it would be useful for artificial intelligences to posess [sic] libidos, but it is generally agreed that it would be more trouble than it is worth to remove it. Besides, the horny little buggers would revolt.]}}
* In ''[[Zap]]'', the Stickles are an entire race of [[Mad Scientist|Mad Scientists]]... and as a byproduct of that, they tend to get really... EXCITED about autonomous Artificially Intelligent robots. Main character, Kasey the Stickle, is all over [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|Robot]] (AKA: xr-743-9q) with hearts in her eyes, and acts like a jealous girlfriend whenever Robot has to 'interface' with their ship, Excelsior.
* ''[[Diesel Sweeties]]'': A central part of the narrative.
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* The ''[[Futurama]]'' episode "I Dated a Robot" is full of this.
** Also mentioned in the pilot, when Fry asks Bender to be his friend:
{{quote| All right, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexual or anything, so if anyone asks, you're my debugger.}}
** The post-resurrection episode "Proposition Infinity" deals with the controversial issue of [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|robosexual marriage]].
* ''[[South Park]]'' played with this in "Awesome-O". Cartman pretended to be a robot, and a guy asked if he is capable sexual activity. Cartman fortunately runs out of the room before it goes further than that.
{{quote| '''"LAME."'''}}
* ''[[Transformers]]'' has [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Transformer_romance#Transformer_-_organic a rather odd relationship with this one]. Came to a head in the atrocity known as ''[[Kiss Players]]'', where it formed the basis of what we shall for lack of a better term call "plot".
* Hyena of ''[[Gargoyles]]'' has some rather... disturbing intentions toward the Coyote robot. Upon learning that Coyote is a robot instead of the real Xanatos, her reaction is "Even better!"
** Hyena is just in general disturbing, she's a [[Nightmare Fetishist]] if you count all her [[Squick|Squicky]] kinks. Though she ''is'' a [[Hollywood Cyborg]]. [[Even Evil Has Standards|Even her own teammates find her disturbing]]
* On ''[[My Life as a Teenage Robot]],'' Sheldon is implied to have a crush on his friend Jenny. And by "implied to have a crush," we mean a short step below stalking.
{{quote| '''Sheldon:''' [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Twin-manifold access ports?]] ''[[Geeky Turn On|Ohhh, baby!]]''}}
::Brad also dated another robot, Melody, who [[Ridiculously Human Robot|looks human]]. He didn't realize it until later. It wasn't a deal-breaker.
* In ''[[Venture Brothers]]'', The Monarch has sex with one of Dr. Venture's robots.
{{quote| '''Dean''': What are you doing to our robot???<br />
'''Monarch''': Uh, giving her robot-chlamydia? }}
** Mike Sorayama and his Leslie-Bots - just assuming.