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* ''[[Super Smash Bros]] Brawl'', and [http://www.ssbwiki.com/Snake%27s_Smash_Taunt all of its codecs]. Some favorites:
** Their insight on Captain Falcon:
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'''Otacon''': FALCON KIIICK! }}
** On Lucario:
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'''Mei Ling''': Hey! When did you become so good at proverbs?
'''Snake''': You must have rubbed off on me.
'''Mei Ling''': Well, come back in one piece, and I'll teach you all the Chinese proverbs you can handle. }}
** Oh, God, Luigi's:
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'''Colonel''': Ha. You mean the king of second bananas!
'''Snake''': Hey! That's Luigi! Show some respect!
'''Colonel''': Look at that pale skin. He's been living in his brother's shadow for too long.
'''Snake''': That's a low blow, Colonel!
'''Colonel''': Face it, Snake! Once a kid brother, always a kid brother!
'''Snake''': Colonel, what's gotten into you?!
'''Colonel''': La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo! La li lu le lo!
'''Snake''': Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel?! COOOOOOOOOOLONEEEEEEEEL! }}
** On Marth, these two lines:
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'''Snake''': Don't tell me that's a Chinese proverb. }}
** Meta Knight's:
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'''Mei Ling''': Maybe he's a little narcissistic. Kind of like someone else I know...
'''Snake''': Really... And who would that be?
'''Mei Ling''': Use your imagination... }}
** On Olimar:
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'''Snake''': I've been waiting for the movie. }}
** Discussing Peach and her relationship to Mario:
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'''Snake''': If he was smart, he'd tell her to stop getting kidnapped.
'''Mei Ling''': ...You don't get a lot of dates, do you, Snake? }}
** Pikachu's:
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'''Snake''': Oh, come on! What do I look like, a Pokémon Trainer?
'''Mei Ling''': "Fine... Sorry I asked." }}
** Pit:
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'''Snake''': By trials, you mean game overs?
'''Otacon''': Yeah, you'd know all about that. }}
** On Pokémon Trainer:
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'''Snake''': Whatever you say, Colonel. }}
** Jigglypuff:
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'''Colonel''': That's just Jigglypuff.
'''Snake''': Jigglypuff? That some kind of marshmallow? }}
** Oh, lordy, Sonic:
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'''Otacon''': Snake, what is it?
'''Snake''': Something about that hedgehog rubs me the wrong way.
'''Otacon''': ...oh, you mean Sonic The Hedgehog! But everyone loves Sonic! He's a big star! Do you have any idea how excited people are to have him in Brawl?
'''Snake''': Yeah, I know, but there's something about him I just don't like.
'''Otacon''': But...why? Surely you must have a reason.
'''Snake''': ...nope, just don't like him. }}
** One simple line on Wolf:
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** And finally, Zero Suit Samus:
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'''Mei Ling''': That's Zero Suit Samus, Snake.
'''Snake''': Without that bulky Power Suit, she's gotten a lot more agile...maybe if I took off all this heavy gear I could chase her.
'''Mei Ling''': Uh, yeah, you wish.
'''Snake''': Her loss. }}
** "Copy, Snake! This is [[Star Fox (series)|Slippy]]!"
*** Even better is Slippy doing the "[[Say My Name|Snake!]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00PyKB5vlRE SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!]"
** Don't forget Kirby.
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'''Snake''': For what? That pink marshmallow? }}
* Outside of the codec calls, Peach breaking up a fight between Fox and Sheik by offering tea.
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* Whenever Peach hits someone in the head with her frying pan. Bonus points if it's Bowser, Mario, or someone more serious like Meta Knight. Just imagine the characters' reaction if they spoke.
** "One More Brawl Taunts" covered that for Bowser.
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'''Bowser:''' WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FRYING PAN?!
'''Peach:''' Umm...in my kitchen? }}
* ''Brawl-'' takes the liberty of putting voice clips in hilarious places. Example: Snake's "Nom nom nom... Tasty." and Captain Falcon's "YESZ!!!" But by far Peach's forward throw takes the cake. "This is fun! *slap*"
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