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* [[Catapult Nightmare]]: Jo Hammet, in the opening [[Cutscene]] of the fifth grade game.
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Jo Hammet, the [[Kid Detective]] heroine of the fifth grade game, in varying degrees depending which lines you pick for her in the [[Dialogue Tree|Dialogue Trees]]. Most of this is directed at Maggie Mead, the lady who runs the town mine shaft and whom Jo is convinced is the most boring person who ever lived. A sample of their relationship:
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'''Jo''': Why yes! Actually, I'm the director of the Park Service down from Yosemite! ''How'' did you know?
'''Maggie''': [[Does Not Understand Sarcasm|Lying will get you nowhere]]. }}
** The snarkier lines ''do'' get you nowhere, so they're clearly trying to teach [[An Aesop]] about not being a smartass. Which doesn't make selecting them any less fun.
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