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{{quote|"[[William Shakespeare]] -- Brilliant Writer; Shitty Geographer"|'''[[Brows Held High]]''' Regarding the french lion in ''[[As You Like It]]''}}
{{quote|'''Sayid:''' No, polar bears don't live near this far south.
'''Boone:''' This one does.
'''Sawyer:''' Did. It did.
'''Kate:''' ''(to Sawyer)'' Where did that come from?
'''Sawyer:''' Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?|''[[Lost]]'', "Pilot, Part 2''}}
{{quote|"A tiger in Africa...?"
"Ah... well, it's probably escaped from a zoo."|''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''}}
{{quote|"Why are there moose in Virginia?"|'''[[The Nostalgia Chick]]''', reviewing ''[[Pocahontas]]''}}
{{quote|''Yes, I like to see a tiger
From the Congo or the Niger,
And especially when lashing of his tail!''|'''[[Gilbert and Sullivan|W. S. Gilbert]]''', ''[[The Mikado]]''}}
{{quote|'''Stan:''' Some claim it was sailed back by a crew of chimps.
'''Guybrush:''' Chimps? There aren't any chimps in the Caribbean!
'''Stan:''' Oh, shut up. It makes a good story.|''[[The Secret of Monkey Island]]''}}
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