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'''Tony''': ... Five. }}
* "Okay, let's start things off nice and easy, see if 10 percent thrust capacity achieves lift. In three...two...one..." '''''*WHAM!*'''''
** Then there's the bit just after that where he's designing the stabilizers.
{{quote|"[[Exact Words|I did say I was done making weapons]]. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless." *Tony activates it and gets blasted back by the force* "I wasn't expecting that."}}
* Tony in the Mark II suit turning off the repulsors, then going through the roof, piano and one of his cars. Cue one of the workshop robots spraying him with fire extinguisher.
** The previous scene:
{{quote|'''Tony:''' If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college. }}
* The great unsung comedy moment of ''Iron Man'', due entirely to Downey's brilliant deadpan delivery:
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{{quote|'''Hammer:''' You and me, we're a lot alike in a lot of ways.
'''Vanko:''' *[[Fascinating Eyebrow]]* }}
* One standout scene was SHIELD agent Coulson finding something that looks a lot like [[Captain America (comics)]]'s shield amongst the clutter of Tony's laboratory. Tony asks Coulson to hand it to him, since it's exactly what he needs to deal with his current problem... {{spoiler|and [[Mundane Utility|shoves it underneath his equipment to make it level]].}}
** This is even [[Hilarious in Hindsight|funnier]] after Coulson's {{spoiler|Captain America fanboy status}} is revealed in [[The Avengers]] Movie.
** Coulson gets another one earlier; he is assigned to keep Tony from leaving his house. Tony acts like himself, and Coulson just grins and threatens to tase our hero, and then watch Super Nanny while Tony drools into the carpet.
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* Tony's line when {{spoiler|he inserts the arc reactor with its new core into his chest, curing his palladium poisoning and granting him previously unimaginable amounts of power}}:
{{quote|'''Tony:''' Whoo! Tastes like coconut! And ''METAL!''}}
* We also have this line:
{{quote|'''Vanko:''' I make ''salute''. }}
* Also:
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* One of Hammer's goons threatens to kill Vanko's bird and stuffs it in a bag. When the film cuts back to the scene, the man is dead and the bird is perched on him. Honestly, Vanko's [[Memetic Mutation|burd]] is one of the best parts of the film.
* Happy biting the guard's ear. ''HE BIT HIS EAR!''
** [[Call Back|It's dirty boxing, and it's been around forever.]]
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