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* Charlie from [[Numb3rs]] will invent time travel and strand himself in the future, where he will rename himself [[Firefly|Mr. Universe]].
* As noted below, because Johnny Depp ([[Pirates of the Caribbean|"Captain Jack" Sparrow]]) and [[John Barrowman]] ([[Doctor Who (TV)|"Captain Jack" Harkness]]) are the same person, they also share all of their roles.
** Actually, Jack began life as [[Edward Scissorhands|Edward]]. Having graduated to high school (and gaining some hands along the way), he joined a [[
*** And, of course, Jack's predecessor at the chocolate factory was [[Superman (Film)|Lex Luthor]]. All the candies and devices with weird, magical effects are actually prototypes for weapons to be used against Superman.
**** Gene Hackman and Gene Wilder are different people! Why not say Morpheous started out quoting the bible to punks and then decided to walk the earth, which is how he became a Spiritual Kung Fu mother fucker.
* See [http://blackholly.livejournal.com/107458.html here] for some of the more... interesting implications.
* An interesting non-sci-fi case is of one [[My So
* An exception to this rule is Henry "Mud" Jones III, who instead has a heckuva case of [[Identical Grandson|identical grandson]] going on- he has two daughters. One marries "Sparkplug" Witwicky, and the other marries Stanley Yelnats, and both have children identical to their father.
* During her stay on Earth, [[Star Trek the Next Generation (TV)|Guinan]] was at one point a nun in an abbey under the name of [[Sister Act|Sister Mary Clarence]]. She also somehow managed to become a judge and ended up trying [[Rocky and Bullwinkle]].
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** Doubly fun - [[The Real Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]] '''''is''''' [[Garfield and Friends|Garfield]]!
* [[Mai-HiME (Anime)|Nagi]] is secretly [[The Slayers|Xelloss]]. But this is, in fact, [[Lovable Traitor|completely obvious]].
** In addition, [[Mai-HiME (Anime)|Yuuichi]] is a [[Non
* If this is true, then that means [[Gintama (Manga)|Sakata Gintoki]] was also a Time Lord before regenerating into [[Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu/WMG|Kyon]]'s present form. His copies of ''Shonen Jump'' predicted the future.
** Along the way, he stopped by Prohibition-era America to do a little mechanic work/gang business/being melodramatically homocidal in the form of [[Baccano (Light Novel)|Graham Spector]].
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* This also applies to [[The Danza|Cree]] <s> [[The Danza|Summer]]</s> ''[[Codename Kids Next Door|Lincoln]]'', her sister, and her mother. ''[[Squick|Somehow.]]''
* ''[[Invader Zim]]'' will somehow actually come up with a world domination plan that will actually attract Earth's attention. Realizing that Zim is Dib's friend (more or less), Professor Membrane will transplant Zim's brain into a human clone interface and shift memories for him to be "born" into the circus. Zim's Irken brain chemistry will give him incredible psychic potential; although a distinct sense of alienation. He gets over it. Chances of Dib reencountering <s>Zim</s> Rasputin and his [[Psychonauts (Video Game)|new employers]] is rather high.
* Combining this and the previous theory, ''Luke Skywalker is [[Batman:
** He finally embraced the Dark Side completely, however, and [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|both]] of [[Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go|the]] [[Evil Overlord|results]] would make Emperor Palpatine ''very'' proud.
*** [[Metalocalypse|He's also apparently trying to bring about the apocalypse of metal by way of his Tribunal.]]
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**** ...and Scooter got hold of Fozzie's Hyde formula too, which explains Sweetums.
** Likewise, Rowlf the Dog is Kermit the Frog in a fur suit, while Doctor Teeth is Kermit with a fake nose and beard.
* All right, we all knew someone was gonna say this...that means [[Toy Story|Hamm]], [[A
* [[Princess Tutu|Fakir]] accidentally wrote a story that caused Duck to become a normal teenaged girl, losing her memories in the process. This girl was named [[Full Metal Panic|Kaname Chidori]]. Fakir wrote himself into the story as Sousuke Sagara so he could watch over Duck/Kaname. Someone--perhaps another [[Reality Warper|Story Spinner]] began messing with the story from there, causing Duck/Kaname and Fakir/Sousuke to be transplanted into several other stories, each time causing Fakir/Sousuke to steadily lose his memories but know that he somehow has to stay near Duck/Kaname somehow--these stories include ''[[Prétear]]'', ''Super Gals!'' and ''Nerima Daikon Brothers''.
* All of Spike Spencer's characters are clearly the same guy after varying levels of childhood emotional abuse. The [[Martian Successor Nadesico|best-adjusted ones]] were lucky enough to be orphaned, and it goes [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|downhill]] [[Full Metal Panic|from]] [[Excel Saga (Anime)|there]]. [[Bleach|And he can't fight back, either]]. At times, he will [[Code Geass|insist that he controls his fate]], but the end result won't change.
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*** That means as a teenager, they all were [[Rival Schools (Video Game)|Batsu Ichimonji]].
** While in said [[Alternate Universe]] Guy Shishioh is [[Kappa Mikey|Mikey Simon]] and [[The Venture Bros|Dean Venture]]. I think my brain just exploded.
*** And at one point Alt. Guy Shishioh and Alt. Viral were both [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Tristan!]] Therefore by extension, [[The Legend of Zelda (Franchise)|Link's]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh!:
*** Then Link must be Little Kuriboh, but that's a GUG all on its own.
* The ''real'' reason [[Fruits Basket|Tohru Honda]] is so [[Pollyanna|perky]]? It's to hide her second life as [[Gunslinger Girl|an Italian child assassin]].
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* Dr. Drakken's mind was uploaded to escape ''[[Kim Possible]]'', and used as the basis for the [[Futurama|Bender]] robots. A millenium of storage saw the record decay, losing all his memory and much of his personality.
** A cloning experiment gone wrong created a [[Adventure Time (Animation)|stretchy dog]], which Drakken put into deep freeze. After however long, the memory and personality changed, much like what happened to the Benders.
** Also, [[Futurama|the same being]] was progressively reincarnated over and over for good deeds: [[Affably Evil|Richard M. Nixon]], [[Butt Monkey|Dr Zoidberg]], [[Kavorka Man|Zapp Brannigan]], [[For Science!|Professor Farnsworth]], [[The Hero|Phillip J. Fry]] - and they're only several of this person's reincarnations.
*** That's not counting his past lives as both [[Ren and Stimpy|Ren]] ''[[Ren and Stimpy|and]]'' [[Ren and Stimpy|Stimpy]]...''[[Talking to Himself|at the same time!]]''
* [[Aladdin (Disney)|The Genie]] is secretly [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]]. Actually, that would explain a lot about Springfield...
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*** C'mon, it's common knowledge that Hinata, Orihime, and Mikuru are the same people.
*** And since Ichigo is also [[Eureka Seven|Renton Thurston]], that means she gets to fall in love with him all over again (reciprocated this time).
**** Except [[Disgaea 3|this time]], she has the power to [[One
** [[Bleach|Ulquiorra Schiffer]] (hilariously enough) by this rule, also is: [[Ax Crazy|Micheal Trinity]] from Gundam00, [[A God Am I|Kami-sama]] from Saiyuki, and [[Stepford Smiler|Fai]] from [[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]. Not to mention he's the Japanese [[Hannibal Rising|Hannibal Lecter]], [[Terminator|John Connor]], and [[The Lord of the Rings|Frodo Baggins]]. Dead laughing yet?
** Grimmjow is Archer, [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Greed]], and [[Trinity Blood|Cain Nightroad]]. Seems like he really likes regenerating.
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* So that means that [[Shuffle|Kaede Fuyou]] did a turnaround from being a psychotic [[Yandere]] to becoming [[Moe Moe]] [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Mikuru]] towards the same guy? Also, Mikuru can pilot a [[Code Geass|Knightmare]] and is a [[Little Miss Badass]]. Mordred also has a move similar to Kaede's [[Weapon of Choice|boxcutter]] slash. And she's even a [[Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei|girl with a tail fetish]] who [[Hidamari Sketch|loves art]].
** Said same guy is [[Unlucky Everydude|Rin Tsuchimi]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|Kyon]]. But wait, he's also [[Honey and Clover|Mr. I-Love-my-boss Mayama]]. And is [[Kanon|Kyonichi/Kyuuichi]]. And is a random [[Lucky Star|clerk in an anime shop]]. Working with [[Fate Stay Night|Gilgamesh]]. Or was it [[Kanon|Kitagawa]]? Or [[Full Metal Panic|Sousuke]]?
*** Consider [[Genki Girl|Lisianthus]] and [[Cheerful Child|Kyon's Sister]]. Think [[Brother
* [[Emotionless Girl]] [[Kanon|Mai Kawasumi]] is [[Token Mini
** When Yuuichi stopped Mai from stabbing herself with her sword, she tried another tactic, this time using [[Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni|a knife and a wall]] [[AIR (Visual Novel)|in front of her sister. Instead of blood spurting from her forehead, she fades away in a]] [[But Now I Must Go]] moment.
* [[Yamato Nadeshiko]] [[Clannad (Visual Novel)|Nagisa]] was, for a short while a [[The Ditz|ditz]] [[Expy]] of Tsukasa Hiiragi in a [[Lucky Star|Drama CD]], as well as the [[Kannagi|best friend of a certain]] [[Yaoi Fangirl]] [[Kannagi|who was Art Club president]].
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** It's also surprising to note that Kotomi didn't have [[Girls Bravo (Manga)|an allergic reaction]] when Kyou hugged her.
** She also had a [[Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu|maid who served at her large mansion]], whose resume involves [[Fate Stay Night|participating in the Fifth Heaven's Feel and infuriating her Servant to such a point that he took Berserker over her]] just because she insisted [[Hayate the Combat Butler (Manga)|that life was a huge Boke And Tsukkomi Routine]]. She ends up [[Saki (Manga)|playing mahjong]] afterwards.
*** [[Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu|She also had a fellow maid who, despite being reserved]], had a [[Yuri Fan|notorious past]] that involved [[Lucky Star|drawing two of her high school classmates]] in [[Romantic Two
* It seems that during a fight at Hakuou Academy that involved [[Hayate the Combat Butler (Manga)|Hinagiku Katsura]] and Puppet Butler, an incarnation of [[Code Geass|Lelouch vi Britannia]], Hinagiku temporarily ignored [[To Heart 2|her feelings for her childhood friend]]. And started to [[Saki (Manga)|play mahjong]].
** And when <s>Watanuki vi Britannia</s> Puppet Butler [[Pokémon|blasted off]], he landed in Tachibana Video Rental, smack-dab in Saki's arms. Unexpectedly, Saki did not recoil; instead, she puts his hand on her breast and uses it [[To Heart 2|to blackmail him into joining a Mystery Club of hers]], whose spiritual predecessor was the [[Suzumiya Haruhi|SOS Brigade]].
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