Everything's Better with Penguins/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|"It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."|'''Joe Moore'''}}

 

 

 

{{quote|"Io chiamo '''''PINGUINI!'''''"|''[[Italian Spiderman]]''}}

 

 

{{quote|And now the penguin on top of your television will explode.|''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]}}

 

 

{{quote|These IQ tests were thought to contain an unfair cultural bias against the penguin. For example, it didn't take into account the penguins' extremely poor educational system. To devise a fairer system of test, a team of our researchers spent eighteen months in Antarctica living like penguins, and subsequently dying like penguins -- only quicker -- proving that the penguin is a clever little sod in his own environment.|''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]}}