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* Scotty gets most of the funniest lines in the film (it helps that he's played by comedian [[Shaun of the Dead|Simon]] [[Hot Fuzz|Pegg]]): "Can I have a towel?" "Do they still have sandwiches?" [[Mood Whiplash|"I like this ship! It's exciting!"]], "engineering parlance", etc.

** The scene where Spock is attempting to interrogate Kirk and Scotty, who have arrived on the ship mid-warp.

'''Kirk:''' Well, I think these things are pretty safe.<br />

'''Bones:''' Don't pander to ''me'', kid! One tiny crack in the hull, and our blood ''boils in thirteen seconds!'' Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats! And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of ''Andorian shingles!'' See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding! Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence! }}

* "How old are you?" "Sewenteen, sir!" ...aaaaaand cue Bones' exasperated sigh and "Oh good. He's seventeen!"

* "Is the parking brake on?"

{{quote| He took a long look at the red dress, was rather thankful it was so badly torn up, saving him a tough choice.}}

*** So ''apparently,'' if the dress hadn't been torn, Kirk would have seriously considered wearing it around the hotel.

{{quote| '''Bones''': Plerg hrafizz umgemby, '''''[[Must Have Caffeine|and coffee]].'''''}}

* Ibid. for the TNG novel ''Q-in-Law,'' in which Q and Lwaxana Troi meet. Just the tagline should give you some idea: "Two of the most powerful forces in the galaxy are about to collide..."

'''Soleta:''' (raising hand) Captain, requesting permission to forget what I just heard.<br />

'''Calhoun:''' Granted, and I'll be following you. }}

{{quote| 17822 was a ''very'' interesting year on Ferenginar. In that year alone, over twenty thousand Grand Nagi held office; the Ferengi Financial Exchange crashed 3152 times, while setting 12322 record highs; there were 41098 civil wars; an unknown number of Ferengi-incited interstellar wars (estimates are in the millions); and the Ferengi sun went nova at least one a week.<br />

In other words, 17822 was the year Ferenginar discovered time travel. }}

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEZcslNOEBg A challenger appears!]

 

 

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