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Line 1: {{work}} * A large portion of Zephram Cochrane's scenes, but especially: {{quote\| '''Geordi:''' ''(engages in long spiel about Cochrane's magnificent standing in 24th century history, and the giant, inspirational statue of him that will stand right where he is standing now)''~~<br />~~ '''Cochrane:''' ''([[Beat]])'' ...I gotta take a leak.~~<br />~~ '''Geordi:''' [[Comically Missing the Point\|Leak? I don't see any leak.]]<br /> '''Cochrane:''' Don't you people in the 24th century ever ''pee''? }} Line 8: * "You told him about the statue?" * Drunken Troi. {{quote\| '''Deanna:''' Time line?! This is no time to argue about time! We don't have the time!... Look, he wouldn't even talk to me unless I had a drink with him. And then, it took three shots of something called "tequila" just to find out he was the one we're looking for. And I spent the last 20 minutes trying to keep his hands off me. So don't go criticizing my counseling technique... It's a primitive culture...I'm just trying to blend in.~~<br />~~ '''Riker:''' You're blended, all right.~~<br />~~ '''Deanna:''' What was I saying? ''[[Non Sequitur Thud\|thud]]'' }} ** According to director ([[Directed Byby Cast Member\|and cast member]]) Jonathan Frakes, Drunken Troi is worth the price of admission alone. * Cochrane's initial reaction to the situation: {{quote\| '''Cochrane:''' Hot damn, you're heroic! ''laughs''}} ** After Cochrane becomes convinced of the truth, Riker goes on to explain how the approaching aliens will detect his warp flight and "land right here." {{quote\| '''Cochrane:''' Here?~~<br />~~ '''LaForge:''' Actually, over there. }} * The Doctor gets probably the funniest [[Facing the Bullets One-Liner]] ever. "According to Starfleet medical research, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritation." Perhaps he'd like an analgesic cream? "[[I'm a Doctor, Not Aa Placeholder\|I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.]]" * '''Lily''': Borg? Sounds Swedish... ** Later... "Definitely not Swedish." * Worf's arrival to the bridge gives Riker a couple funny one-liners. {{quote\| "Tough little ship."~~<br />~~ "You do remember how to fire phasers?" }} {{reflist}} [[Category:Star Trek (Franchise)/Funny]]▼ [[Category:Star Trek: First Contact]] [[Category:Funny]] ▲[[Category:Star Trek ~~(Franchise)~~/Funny]]