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* [[Bile Fascination]]: It's as horribly mesmerizing as a natural disaster. A really amazingly badly-spelled natural disaster.

* [[Canon Defilement]]:

*** Not to mention the fact that not a single cat in the Clan objects to his Warrior Code-shattering relationship, either.

** Sandstorm is perfectly fine with Stargleam stealing Firestar from her, and doesn't protest at all.

** Everyone apparently seems to be very happy that ThunderClan is being ruled by an apprentice six moons and three days old.

** Why exactly is Hollyleaf working with Tigerstar again? Canonically, she's a warrior code-obsessed [[Knight Templar]] who went through extreme [[Break the Cutie]] and [[Sanity Slippage]], so why is she suddenly working with one of the most coldhearted and cruel villains in the series, who broke her precious Warrior Code ''multiple'' times? And why does she try to kill Firestar if she only has a grudge against {{spoiler|Leafpool and Squirrelflight}}? And why is she {{spoiler|one of Three now}}?

{{quote| "lol" lalueghed TigerStar, "I dont care Im evillll!"}}

** All ShadowClan cats are on TigerStar's side.

* [[Crack Pairing]]: Hollyleaf×Tigerstar

* [[Designated Hero]]: StarGleam.

* [[Draco in Leather Pants]]: Hawkfrost was chosen to undergo a [[Heel Face Turn]] so that he could [[Relationship Sue|fall in love with StarGleam]], presumably just because of his status as a [[Memetic Sex God]] and prime example of [[Evil Is Sexy]].

*** "[[There Is No Kill Like Overkill|StarPaw beat FireStar 8/10 times once she let him win to make him fel bettar and b y the last one she was alittle tired."]] Good lord.

** [[Jerkass Sue]]: A large chunk of the story consists almost entirely of StarGleam running around [[Author Tract|yelling at gay couples about how wrong it is to be gay]].

** [[Possession Sue]]: Hawkfrost, who becomes a [[Draco in Leather Pants]] to match StarGleam's [[Relationship Sue]].

** [[Purity Sue]]: Jesus--er, GleamStar, of course, who gave the caln the Ten Comondants and helped them find Ljess in order to protect them from becoming sinners.

* [[One True Threesome]]:

{{quote| Firestar didn't leave insted he said i thought I herd you asking her to be '''our''' mate."}}

** It's not RedPaw and LakePool being heroes so much as their persecution by [[Jerkass Sue|StarGleam]] being the thing that makes her so unlikable.

* [[Snark Bait]]

* [[Straw Man Has a Point]]: The characters opposing GleamStar generally have more valid points than she does.

* [[Wangst]]: StarGleam's angst over her Clan "bevoming quare."