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{{trope}}
[[File:CrossBurns.jpg|link=Fright Night|frame|Aww, vampy wanna cry?]]
{{quote|"And you're sure this isn't a fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps who called themselves Lestat."|'''Buffy Summers''', ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''}}
Part of the appeal of fiction is the conceit that gaining super powers, becoming a vampire, or generally just making contact with the [[Masquerade]] changes ordinary characters into cool, debonair, threatening or just generally ''[[Badass]]'' versions of themselves. No matter how [[Muggle|mundane]] they were in life, the supernatural is the great cosmic equalizer and [[Wish Fulfillment]] for the audience.
Yeah. Fiction doesn't always play that way.
Usually getting [[Stock Super Powers]] or being [[Cursed with Awesome]] makes you, well, ''awesome.'' However, some characters are just so snot-nosedly uncool no amount of [[The Undead|undeath]], [[Viral Transformation|lycanthropy]], [[Artificial Limbs|cyborg implants]], or [[Super Serum]] can change that. It takes a certain ''[[Gratuitous French|Je ne sais quoi]]'' that this character lacks.
Maybe it's because they're too much of a [[Jerkass]], [[Extreme Doormat|aren't assertive at all]] or maybe are hopelessly [[
This trope can apply to characters of any kind, from protagonist to minion (though not usually antagonist, unless [[Harmless Villain|they're]] a [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain|minor one]]). A Hero who starts off as a Super Loser does usually [[Action Survivor|manage to get the hang of it]] eventually, either [[Took a Level
This trope is easily explained when the transformation is [[Blessed with Suck]], so only characters who were extremely cool beforehand can keep a measure of that afterwards. Since this happens often with [[Our Vampires Are Different|Vampires]], see also/compare [[Your Vampires Suck]].
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* In ''[[Hellsing]]'', the titular organization often has to deal with "lesser" [[Villain of the Week]] vampires who see themselves as cool, but are rarely more than a [[Smug Super]] who makes short work of some hapless [[Redshirt Army]] only to be quickly cut down by one of the main characters. Ironically, Seras, who plays the [[Comic Relief]] role, is the only vampire character who comes across as legitimately tormented; Alucard is a [[Psycho for Hire]] [[Anti-Hero]], and Integra is [[The Woman Wearing the Queenly Mask]]. Alucard basically calls several [[Villain of the Week]] vampires wimps to their face before killing them. Of course, he's nearly an [[Eldritch Abomination]] himself.
▲== Anime & Manga ==
* In the ''[[Vampire Hunter D]]'' films, only the top ranking vampires (Magnus, Mier, and Carmilla) come across as suave. Even Lamika is pretty much a [[Lonely Rich Kid]] turned [[Harmless Villain]].
▲* In ''[[Hellsing]]'', the titular organization often has to deal with "lesser" [[Villain of the Week]] vampires who see themselves as cool, but are rarely more than a [[Smug Super]] who makes short work of some hapless [[Redshirt Army]] only to be quickly cut down by one of the main characters. Ironically, Seras, who plays the [[Comic Relief]] role, is the only vampire character who comes across as legitimately tormented; Alucard is a [[Psycho for Hire]] [[Anti-Hero]], and Integra is [[The Woman Wearing the Queenly Mask]]. Alucard basically calls several [[Villain of the Week]] vampires wimps to their face before killing them. Of course, he's nearly an [[Eldritch Abomination]] himself.
▲* In the ''[[Vampire Hunter D]]'' films, only the top ranking vampires (Magnus, Mier, and Carmilla) come across as suave. Even Lamika is pretty much a [[Lonely Rich Kid]] turned [[Harmless Villain]].
** Rei Ginsei angrily demands Count Lee make him a full vampire; Count Lee just laughs at him.
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* One of the few vampires in the [[Marvel Universe]] to keep his old personality after the transformation was a nerdy producer named Harold H. Harold. He was occasionally a serious problem, but that's because he mostly appeared in ''[[Howard the Duck (comics)|Howard the Duck]]''.
* The anthology series ''Beautiful Stories For Ugly Children'' had an issue called "Arnold: Confessions of a Blood Junkie". Among other things, the title character is still the same overweight nebbish he was when alive (and is in fact too fat to fly in bat form).
* Even though he's earned the general respect of the superhero community, [[Spider-Man]] has always been and will always be this to some degree. Face it, he's not [[Captain America (comics)|a war hero]], [[Iron Man|a millionaire playboy]], or [[The Mighty Thor|a god]]; he's the dweeb that swings around in red-and-blue tights. [[Joe Quesada|Some people]] [[One More Day|enforce the "loser" part]] more than others.
== Film ==
* Pearl the record keeper from ''[[Blade]].''
** Which leads to some slight [[Moral Dissonance]] when Eric and Karen blithely fry him with some high-tech weaponry, and Karen coldly justifies this action by saying: "He moved." (Which is itself a cruel irony, since the poor thing was so disgustingly fat that he could ''barely'' move!)
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* Steve Rogers in ''[[Captain America: The First Avenger]]'' was the endearing kind of these when he was stuck in the USO after getting his powers. Still, it was less an intrinsic trait than the fact that nobody gave him a chance.
** He was forced to change the situation himself when {{spoiler|he went AWOL and rescued 400 people from the bad guys.}}
* Subverted in ''[[Kung Fu Hustle]]''. As a criminal, Sing is a total loser. When confronted with The Beast, he does a [[Heel Face Turn]]. He subsequently gains superhuman powers and defeats The Beast in super-heroic fashion.
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** There's also Seth. Even among other vampires he's something of a joke.
*** In fact, it's pretty much a given that almost any vampire in this show, unless he's the [[Big Bad]] or part of the show's [[Power Trio]] is going to be one of these.
* Most vampires in the ''[[Buffy
** Interestingly, [[Alternate Universe]] Willow and Xander, as vampires, are ''utterly terrifying''. Harmony? No. Despite them being shy (Willow) and goofy (Xander) in life, the change made them grade A [[The Dragon|Dragon]] material. The demon that inhabits vampires had a lot of untapped potential to work with in both. Harmony... well, even demons can't make monsters out of brain dead mice.
*** Mentioning "Harmony has minions" tends to be met with disbelief and giggles. Rightfully so when you see her in person trying to act evil.
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== [[Video Games]] ==
* Dan Hibiki from the ''[[Street Fighter]]'' series. He trained for years to become a skilled martial artist, and actually developed superhuman
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** Made doubly impressive in that he is the last of the Lysinda Circle vampires, who get a very nice deal compared to most vampires, but he is STILL a pathetic loser.
** Any inhabitant of the "Dimension of Lame" converted into a demon count. Transformed into vicious hell-spawn or not, [[Poke the Poodle]] level evil is still an order of magnitude more vile than anything they can come up with. As one of the actual demons note: "You turn wussy mortals into demons, you end up with wussy demons."
* Vilbert von Vampire from ''[[8-Bit Theater
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