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{{trope}}
{{quote|''"My name's Millions and I'm a son of a chipwich!"''|'''Homsar''' (the [[Patron Saint]] of Talkative Loons), ''[[Homestar Runner]]''}}
|'''Homsar''' (the [[Patron Saint]] of Talkative Loons), ''[[Homestar Runner]]''}}
 
When a character is meant to be completely, irretrievably unhinged, and it's inconvenient (as it would be in 95% of television scenes) to have them exhibit typical deranged behavior such as detached wandering, violent outbursts or obsessive drawing/crocheting/self-mutilation/etc, the general method for conveying their insanity is to have them constantly spout rambling incoherent phrases, e.g. "The avenue is clear and we must use it to convert the extra limbs - not yet though, not until the pastor has been distracted, or do they have the right parts? White fish elephant man which was lettuce matrix!"
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See also [[Word Salad Philosophy]], [[Cloudcuckoolander]], and your average porn spam. If they're the main character, try [[Through the Eyes of Madness]]. A similarly disjointed title is a [[Word Salad Title]]; the musical equivalent is [[Word Salad Lyrics]]. Can often be caused by an [[Intoxication Ensues]]. The babble they spit out might include an [[Ice Cream Koan]] occasionally.
 
Not to be confused with the narrator/protagonist of ''[[Drunkard's Walk]]''.
 
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* A story arc in [[Tintin]] ''(Cigars of the Pharaoh/The Blue Lotus)'' had the bad guys shooting people with poisoned darts to make them go mad; pretty much all the victims became this.
 
== [[FanficFan Works]] ==
* The [[Stealth Parody]] ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4307278/1/Lexaeus_Loves_Hot_Topic "Lexaeus Loves Hot Topic"]'' consists of nothing but random gibberish.
{{quote|''"I don't like limpid tears and I have to, invoke the ass," Xaldin shook his amazing voice..''}}
* ''[[30 "H"s|Thirty Hs]]'' takes this [[Up to Eleven]].
* Mocked in the Demyx chapter of the ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]''-based parody fic ''[[Those Lacking Spines]]'' as a crutch which many authors rely on for "random" humor.
 
== [[Film]] ==
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{{quote|"Aximo-portable talus! A wall with encystation--repetition from the headland unneccesary--the access at an azimuth of--multicrystalline metamorphism…"}}
 
== [[Live -Action TV]] ==
* In ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', the E. Henry Thripshaw's Disease sketch. "And the thing about saying the wrong word is, A, I don't notice it, and B, sometimes orange water given bucket of plaster."
* Drusilla (and, briefly, Spike) on ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''. Also the ward full of Glory's "brain-suck" victims in the Sunnydale hospital, {{spoiler|and Tara, who got brain-sucked late in the season and was later restored}}. All three examples also had some degree of prophetic or otherworldly knowledge.
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** Also, the rest of the universe considers Crichton to be one as well, and upon learning that there is an entire planet where he's considered to be normal ("Erp"), Moya's crew resolves to avoid it like the plague.
* In the episode "Signals and Codes" of ''[[Burn Notice]]'', Michael is approached by a schizophrenic man named Spencer who, despite being a pattern-seeing computer genius also believes that Michael is a member of a secret group of guardian aliens fighting against the forces of darkness. At the end of the episode {{spoiler|he's on medication and Sam's gotten him a job with a cryptographer friend of his, so the babbling is a bit lessened}}
* Sometimes the Hybrids on [[Battlestar Galactica (2004 TV series)|the new ''[[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined]]'']] just babble: "Mists of dreams drip along the nascent echo and love no more. End of line."
** Sometimes they're prophetic: "Find the hand that lies in the shadow of the light. In the eye of the husband of the eye of the cow."
** Sometimes [[No Fourth Wall]]: "Throughout history the nexus between man and machine has spun some of the most dramatic, compelling and entertaining fiction."
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'''Hugo''' ''(on first meeting them)'': I know who you are. You're President [[Ulysses S. Grant]] and the snowman. You've come because it's Arbor Day, and there aren't enough zippers to go around.
'''Myka''': Well, at least he's not evil or dead. }}
* Though one could arguably describe Hawkeye of ''[[MASHM*A*S*H (television)|M*A*S*H]]'' of being this all along, {{spoiler|he became this, in spades, for the first few parts of the series' finale. At one point, B.J. realizes Hawkeye's past talking to once he starts rambling about kids' booties}}.
 
== [[Tabletop Games]] ==
* The Xaositects, or Chaosmen, one of the factions in the ''[[Planescape]]'' setting for ''[[Dungeons and& Dragons]]'', talk in "Scramblespeak", where all the words are mixed up. Except when they don't - if they ''always'' did something, that wouldn't be [[Chaotic Neutral|chaotic]].
 
== [[Theater]] ==
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** See also Beckett's ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNti7qCn-kg Not I]''. Justified that the subject is, in fact, a mute woman who has a lot to say about her traumatic life, but who would understand that from the rantings alone?
* Blanche from ''[[A Streetcar Named Desire]]''.
** [[The Ophelia|Ophelia]], from ''[[Hamlet]]''. Interestingly, some of what Ophelia says ''does'' mean something. When she hands out her flowers, each one is symbolic of various things. For example, violets were symbolic of innocence and she explains that they all vanished when her father died.
* [[The Ophelia|Ophelia]], from [[Hamlet]].
*** Also, see [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uVGCYRP4I this clip] from the Canadian series ''[[Slings and Arrows]]'', in which director Geoffery Tennant attempts to explain to actress Claire that her dialogue is not merely a bunch of "nonsense songs".
** Interestingly, some of what Ophelia says ''does'' mean something. When she hands out her flowers, each one is symbolic of various things. For example, violets were symbolic of innocence and she explains that they all vanished when her father died.
*** Also, see [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0uVGCYRP4I this clip] from the Canadian series ''[[Slings and Arrows]]'', in which director Geoffery Tennant attempts to explain to actress Claire that her dialogue is not merely a bunch of "nonsense songs".
** Hamlet himself invokes this trope while feigning madness.
* Subverted and played straight in "''[[King Lear]]."'' Edgar protects himself from a mistakenly vengeful father by pretending to be a mad-man and raving about "the foul fiend!" Lear begins to babble as his daughter's abuse drives him farther into madness. The Fool is the "[[Only Sane Man]]" except perhaps Edmund.
 
== [[Toys]] ==
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== [[Video Games]] ==
* {{spoiler|Dr. Higgenbotham}} is one of these in [[Little Big PlanetLittleBigPlanet]] 2.
* This happens to the Colonel {{spoiler|generated by the AI GW}} at the end of ''[[Metal Gear Solid]] 2'':
{{quote|''"I hear it's amazing when the famous purple-stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw-blink on Hara-kiri Rock. '''I need scissors! 61!'''"''}}
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*** "Dad, I'm in space! 'I'm proud of you, son.' Dad, are you space? 'Yes. Now we are a family again.'"
*** SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! YEEEEEEEHAAAAW!
* The [[Big Bad]] of ''[[EarthboundEarthBound]]'' turns out to be a Talkative Loon, having [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|literally gone mad with power]] by the time of the endgame. And he's still is an imposing villain, they actually made this trope [[Nightmare Fuel|creepy]] instead of [[Narm|funny]].
{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Giygas:''' Ness! Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness!}}}}
* Liz and Ard from ''[[Wild ArmsARMs 2]]'', although arguably this is due to an abysmal translation rather than the characters actually being crazy. This is particularly the case for Liz; his(?) dialogue was a stylistic choice created by translating his dialogue ''literally'' from Japanese. The result is nonsensical and even confuses the main characters.
* Some hobos in [[Kingdom of Loathing]], ''especially'' Hodgman the Hoboverlord, whose dialogue is randomly generated. A sample:
{{quote|"Which... PORCH swing? Tell me which porch swing. Growl... Where's... The Pope?" }}
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== [[Web Comics]] ==
* An essential part of many [[Dada Comics]]. [https://web.archive.org/web/20090101164329/http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20061014 Chef Brian] from ''[[Ctrl+Alt+Del]]'', for example.
** Curiously, Chef Brian is actually somewhat comprehensible in this comic, in a completely roundabout way. Mostly.
* ''[[Narbonic]]'' had Dana, the last of the insane superintelligent gerbils.
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* [[Purple Prose/Quotes|An example on this very wiki.]]
* The [[Ultimate Warrior]]. What makes it really scary is, it's hard to tell how much is [[Kayfabe]] and how much is serious. The reason [[The Spoony Experiment|Spoony's]] parody version is so damn funny is because it's pretty accurate (with the possibly exception of the random pop culture references - "You'll need an [[Transformers|Energon cube]] the size of Wyoming to defeat ''my'' Autobots, [[Verbal Tic|Hoakogan]]!").
* [[Jon TronJonTron]] ''[http://normalboots.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=35&Itemid=11\]'', a recent emergence in the game reviews community, often throws in completely incoherent ramblings in a pseudo-Bill Cosby fashion to the reviews. Even going so far as to rate Donkey Kong Country Returns six golden bananas plus out of Shigeru Miyamoto. And this is meant to be an accurate description of what is 'Like the best game for the Nintendo Wii like ever'.
* In the field of mental health, this is known as schizophasia, sometimes called "word salad". It is usually symptomatic of other serious mental conditions, including schizophrenia. Schizophasia also falls within the broader term of formal thought disorder, or FTD.
* Macaws usually become this if they learn how to speak.
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