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'''MANLINESS!''' Do you have what it takes to be '''manly''' in this day and age?! ''[[Dirty Harry|Well, do ya, punk?!]]''
We don't just mean plain old "macho", weaklings! You're [[Internet Tough Guy|on the Internet now]], where the truly ''manly'' men eat [[Extreme Omnivore|dinosaur bones]] and [[Masochist's Meal|razor blades]] for breakfast, brush their teeth with [[Made of Iron|angle grinders]], [[Bullet Catch|catch bullets]] with their [[Immune to Bullets|furrowed brows]], [[A Real Man Is a Killer|strangle rhinoceri]] with their mustaches, communicate exclusively with their [[Violence Is the Only Option|fists]], eat iron and shit a chain, [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|overemphasise]] their [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|heterosexuality]] (or [[Manly Gay|Manly
... and so forth.
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* ''[[Baki the Grappler]]''. Pick a male character, ''any'' male character. If you use a dirty trick to slice off his hand, he might just smile, crack a joke, and then punch you in the face ''with the bone in his stump!'' That's fairly typical, and not even going near the territory of a monster like Yujiro. If the idea of permanent crippling injury gives you pause, then you have ''no'' business being in the ring with these fighters.
* Black Star from ''[[Soul Eater]]'' definitely, for he has [http://www.mangareader.net/157-41902-13/soul-eater/chapter-68.html three] [http://www.mangareader.net/157-41902-14/soul-eater/chapter-68.html blades].
* The village leader from ''[[
* Whitebeard from ''[[One Piece]]'': In a [[World of Badass]], he is acknowledged as the single most [[Badass]] man there is. And he's [[Cool Old Guy|pretty old]], to boot. It says something when a world-wide government that rules over one-hundred nations and has the firepower raze entire islands is utterly terrified of him. Plus, I mean, [http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz35/XxInabiUchihaxX/Other%20Img/6163_render_Whitebeard_arrives_by_G.png?t=1267568506 just look at him]! {{spoiler|Sadly, he proved [[Too Cool to Live]], but even then [[Died Standing Up|he didn't fall!]]}}
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* ''[[MadWorld]]'''s [[Heroic Sociopath|announcers]] are constantly talking about manliness, when not making hilariously [[Incredibly Lame Pun|terrible puns]] about the ruthless slaughter Jack is committing.
* The [[The Ahnold|Jack Howitzer]] commercials from ''[[GTA Radio]]'' in the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130304082554/http://www.scribd.com/doc/11590030/King-Leoric-the-Skeleton-King This] guide to the ''[[Defense of the Ancients]]'' incarnation of [[Diablo|King Leoric, the Skeleton King]] who is the [[Badass|manliest hero in DotA that does not have testicles]].
* Need we mention the ''[[Punch-Out!!]]'' [[Heel]] Super Macho Man? [[Memetic Mutation|RELEASE THE BOGUS!]] Three words: [[Punch-Out!!|SUPEEEER! MACHOOO! MAAAAAN!!]]
* ''[[Tales of Vesperia]]'': "Gaze upon my physique, and be awed! MANLY MUSK!"
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** [[Ascended Meme|POWERTHIRST IS REAL!]] GET YOUR MENERGY [https://web.archive.org/web/20140208115156/https://powerthirst.ca/ HERE!]
* [[Loading Ready Run]] brings us [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/all/date/desc?search=cooking Man Cooking].
** And their episode about the channel known only as [https://web.archive.org/web/20130117032153/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/2676-MEN MEN] and it's MANLY!
* Captain Hammer from ''[[
* [[Chuck Norris Facts]] is all about this trope with playing up [[Chuck Norris]] as a [[Memetic Badass]]. And also heavily robbing from [[Saturday Night Live|Bill Brasky]].
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20090609182655/http://consumerist.com/5234900/eat-mangurt?skyline=true&s=i MANGURT!] Now in flavors like like Wolf Bacon, T-Bone, Buffalo Stampede, and Tequila Fight Juice!
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* [[EPICMEALTIME]] serves this along with clogged arteries.
* [[Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time]]! It's good for you.
* [[Charlie Sheen]]'s [https://web.archive.org/web/20131104232155/http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes Winning Recipes].
* Get yourself one of [http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk135/popcikle64/aggron.jpg these] [http://neil-d-luffy.deviantart.com/art/Get-yourself-a-Garchomp-201031585 incredibly]{{Dead link}} [http://neil-d-luffy.deviantart.com/gallery/28814374#/d3bse42 manly] [[Pokémon]].
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZAMl0VWAZ8 Intensive Gastony Unity]. One part [[Beauty and the Beast|Gaston]], one part [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|ponies]], three part masculinity.
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