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▲[[File:1-weekend-magazine-233793.jpg|link=Gaston Lagaffe|frame|<small>Look on the bright side: [[Comically Missing the Point|it's convenient for boiling eggs]].</small> ]]
{{quote|'''[[Honest John's Dealership|Crazy Vaclav]]''': She'll do 300 [[Unit Confusion|hectares]] on a single tank of kerosene.
'''Homer''': [[Made in Country X|What country is this car from?]]
'''Crazy Vaclav''': [[Balkanize Me|It no longer exists.]]|''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'', "Mr. Plow"}}
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== Anime & Manga ==
* The infamous "[[Thememobile|Yukarimobile]]" from ''[[Azumanga Daioh]]''. It's a miracle Yukari ''can'' [[Drives Like Crazy|drive the damn thing]] in the shape it's in. Its second appearance in the anime is suitably... ominous.
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* The Reliant Regal three-wheeled van owned by the main characters of ''[[Only Fools and Horses]]'' is a famous example, the [[So Bad It's Good]] of the car world. It's popular enough that more than one [[Real Life]] Reliant Regal owner has painted his vehicle to look like it, and it came second only to the [[The Dukes of Hazzard|General Lee]] in a poll of the best-ever TV cars.
* [[Mr. Bean|Mr Bean's]] 1977 Mini, complete with latch and padlock door system and non-working handbrake, is constantly "The Alleged Car" in its repeated collisions with a certain Reliant Supervan.
* ''[[Columbo]]'' drives a beat-up [[wikipedia:Peugeot 403|Peugot 403]] convertible. He seems pleased to own a foreign car. In one episode, he drives it to a junkyard where a body has been found. A policeman tells him he'll have to dump his car there another day. Columbo is shocked at the idea that anyone could think his car was junk.
* The title character of ''[[Harry O]]'' drives a rust-bucket roadster that's always either prominently featured in at least one scene, or conspicuous by its absence, with Harry riding the bus because it was in the shop.
* Federal Marshall Mary Shannon drives a beat-up purple Ford Probe on ''[[In Plain Sight]]'' that is an ongoing topic of conversation.
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== Real Life ==
* Many of the above are based on the Yugo, also known as [[wikipedia:Zastava Koral|the Zastava Koral]], or one of the many Eastern European Cold War era cars that were exported to the West to raise foreign currency; the Yugo was merely the one that was actually sold the most (in the USA), and the first since [[The Sixties]] to make it to the United States, and was thus the best known (in the USA). For Europe the most likely candidate would be the Trabbi, the Skoda or possibly the Wartburg.
* The Subaru 360. When it was imported, it had to lose weight to under 1000 pounds. Why? Because then it could be exempt from the safety regulations and be considered a ''motorcycle''! [[Consumer Reports]] labeled it "Not Acceptable"; with its laughably feeble 16 hp engine, it is more likely than not to stall while trying to climb a mildly steep hill.
* The [[wikipedia:Citroen 2CV|Citroen 2CV]] - the vehicle which inspired this trope - fits this trope very well in some aspects, though others were averted; mainly, the 2CV was easy and cheap to repair and somewhat more reliable than its competitors, and with all the broken-down and abandoned ones, combined with minimal changes to its design over its production life, made it a good purchase for anyone with a low budget. Still, it did have extreme flaws; early models used a small engine and had doors without locks, so anyone could steal the car simply by ''opening the door and pulling the ignition cord''. It is also remembered for inspiring the term "lemon" ("citron" being the French word for it and obviously resembling the brand's name). <ref>Though said term apparently dates back to at least 1906.</ref>
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* It appears that, in a few years, Chinese cars will occupy the same position that Eastern bloc cars used to hold. Seriously - just watch [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dimg2n2Azwg&feature=related this crash test video, comparing a Lexus and a Fiat with a pair of cheap Chinese cars.] In fact, they've already done so, at least in Russia: the crash tests in the video were done by Russian AutoReview magazine back in 2005. People still buy them, because they're cheap.
** The FAW F1, briefly sold in Mexico around 2008 as a cheap little car, had a paint job that was so ridiculously shoddy ''it would actually fall off when the car was washed.''
* Pretty much everything to come out of a British Leyland factory in the 1970s had a tendency to be an Alleged Car. British Leyland was an amalgamation of several other car makers who were forced to merge and nationalise, in an effort to better compete with the likes of Ford and Vauxhall. The employees were entrenched along the lines of the companies they used to belong to ([[Divided We Fall|the Austin employees would have nothing to do with the Triumph employees who in turn would have nothing to do with the Rover employees, who wouldn't want to be seen dead with the Jaguar employees, and so on]]). The unions of the various car factory workers also grew increasingly belligerent and Bolshevik under the auspices of Derek Robinson (AKA Red Robbo) and they literally would spend more time on strike than they did building cars.
** The [[wikipedia:Austin Allegro|Austin Allegro]], one of the more popular cars from British Leyland, would later become one of its most infamous. Aside from including the lax standards of quality control of typical 1970s British-built cars, it had a squared-off steering wheel and was more aerodynamic going backwards than forwards. The [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/2730673/Model-ideas-some-highs-and-lows.html?image=2 Daily Telegraph wrote] that "the most charitable explanation for how this car entered production is that it was part of a successful Communist plot to destroy Britain's motor industry."
** Many British Leyland cars exported to America - most notably Jaguars - were typically fitted with Lucas Industries electric components that were prone to malfunctioning. This led to Lucas being nicknamed the "Prince of Darkness" in America.
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** How bad was British Leyland? Rover's [http://www.carlustblog.com/2008/07/car-lust--sterl.html Sterling 827 SLi] was essentially a license-built version of a mid-80s Honda (Accura) Legend, one of he best-engineered cars of its day--but even Honda engineering was no match for British assembly quality!
** To top it off, BMW purchased British Leyland (by then known as the Rover Group) and reputedly ended up losing billions of dollars in the six years it owned them. Inverted with the Land Rover (sold for a profit) and MINI (kept by BMW and now bigger than ever) divisions, but still played straight with the rest of the Rover Group which was effectively given away for next to nothing.
* There is now a competition devoted to the Alleged Car: the [http://www.24hoursoflemons.com LeMons], a two-day event for cars bought and fixed up for $500 or less, excluding safety equipment. Prizes are awarded to the car with furthest distance on the track before it breaks down completely, the amount of horrible vapors that exude from it, and which one is just plain worst.
* The [http://www.carlustblog.com/2009/02/edsel.html Edsel's] gotten a [[Shout-Out]] in everything from ''[[Garfield]]'' to ''[[Destroy All Humans!]]'' as one of the worst cars ever made. Ironically, it apparently wasn't that bad a car (it is said to have roughly the same level of reliability as other American cars of its day), it just was [http://www.carlustblog.com/2009/02/edsel.html marketed wrong, priced wrong, named wrong and, most of all, just plain ugly] [[Your Mileage May Vary|to most people]]. (''The Book of Heroic Failures'' quotes ''Time'' magazine as calling it "a classic case of the wrong car for the wrong market at the wrong time." The book also claims that half the Edsels sold were defective in some way: doors that wouldn't open, trunks that wouldn't shut, push-buttons that wouldn't do anything, etc.)
* In the early 1970s, when the oil crisis forced American manufacturers to crank out small cars or die, the [http://www.carlustblog.com/2010/12/the-chevrolet-vega-what-went-wrong.html Chevy Vega,] AMC Gremlin and [[Every Car Is a Pinto|Ford Pinto]] gave American small cars this reputation: having absolutely ''zero'' experience in building small cars, the American manufacturers, to put it lightly, stumbled ''quite a bit'' in their attempts at building small vehicles, to the extent that the Ford Pinto ''[[Every Car Is a Pinto|would actually explode]] [[Trope Namer|when crashed!]]''. In fact, Ford officials [http://motherjones.com/politics/1977/09/pinto-madness knew perfectly well] that the Pinto's gas tank tended to explode, could have rectified the situation, and ''chose not to'' on the basis of a "cost-benefit analysis" (basically saying "It's cheaper to let people burn to death, wrongful death lawsuits and all, than to change the car"). It's often held up as an example of why punitive damages should be legal in lawsuits. This is why Toyota, Honda and Datsun (now Nissan) became popular in the States -- being manufacturers from fuel-deprived Japan, they had ''way'' more know-how on subcompact design, and the Toyota Corolla, Datsun B-210 and Honda Civic ended up ruling the day.
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* Thanks to some incidents involving malfunctioning gas pedals, Toyota's cars have started to take on this reputation, putting a huge black mark on their once world-class record for reliability. The nature of the problems has also caused their slogan, "Moving Forward," to become [[Funny Aneurysm Moment|a bit uncomfortable]]. Though [[Only in America]].
* Fords with cruise control have an ongoing issue that causes them to spontaneously combust when sitting idle without being on.
* It would be unfair to call such a classic vehicle as the Volkswagen Beetle an Alleged Car -- except that the earliest models had a crashbox transmission, hand-operated windshield wipers, no cabin heater, semaphore flags for turn signals, no fuel gauge (when the engine started to cough, you switched to the two-litre backup tank and looked for a gas station), and a starter crank hole. (On the other hand, those very same early models would [[What a Piece of Junk!|climb a 1:1 grade in first gear]]. That's a ''forty-five degree slant''.)
* A possible example of the Alleged Personnel Carrier is the Soviet [[Awesome Personnel Carrier|BMP-1]]. A very capable infantry fighting vehicle, it was nimble, amphibious, provided all-around protection for the passnegers and crew, and even had a small cannon in a turret to defend itself (or to hurt the enemy) with. The downside? The troop doors which were for the troops inside the primary means of getting in and out of the vehicle also doubled as one of its sets of fuel tanks. [[Every Car Is a Pinto|If an enemy got behind them...]]
** It had one other fatal flaw as well. The sloped front glacias, acting to deflect projectiles and to act as a bow when crossing water, would allow a normally obsolete tilt-rod mine to tilt with little resistance until it was directly under the BMP, namely right under ''[[Ludicrous Gibs|where the driver sat]]''. Naturally, this left the vehicle a sitting duck and utterly trashed the morale of anyone driving it in an area lousy with these old mines...like Afghanistan.
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* An Alleged Motorcycle is the Chang Jiang [[CJ 750]]: a Chinese copy of a Russian copy of a pre-[[WW 2]] BMW. Using tooling the ''Russians'' considered worn, having by then been in production use for 20 years already. Chang Jiang also builds a copy of the Jawa 353, again using the ''original'' tooling.
* The [http://www.maserati-alfieri.co.uk/alfieri33.htm Chrysler TC by Maserati].
* Arguably one of the most famous examples, the DeLorean DMC-12. Despite the Lotus Esprit inspired design and gullwing doors, the car's production run seemed to be cursed from the word go. To elaborate: the factory was located in Dunmurry (a suburb in Belfast), Northern Ireland (bear in mind that this was in 1978, and it was placed [[The Troubles|right on a religious fault line]]; word is the factory had one entrance for Catholics and one for Protestants). Making matters worse alongside budget over runs, engineering hassles and production delays was the fact that almost all the workers had never had a job in their lives, much less one producing cars. the inevitable quality control problems that resulted from this were so bad that despite each car having a 12-month/20,000km warranty, many dealerships refused to carry out any work on them because they weren't being reimbursed.
* [[Elvis]] fired his gun at his De Tomaso Pantera when it wouldn't start.
* Despite its sleek Italian design, early versions of the Isuzu Piazza had handling that left much to be desired. Later models had Lotus tuning, but not until near the end of its production run.
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