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{{quote|''Thank you for listening to... [[Album Title Drop|the greatest classic hits of the 60's, 70's and 80's]], by [[
== Official Story ==
[[
From this approach they immediately entered the left field, producing classic after classic of unusual music featuring less traditional death metal elements such as [[Neoclassical Punk Zydeco Rockabilly|ambient wails, jazz ensembles and eclectic spoken word passages]]. [[
From their opening EP, ''The Taking a Shit EP'', which many fans know comes from the demo title of fan favourite "The Joy of Masturbating", "The Pain of Taking a Big Shit", the band’s fanbase was cemented. Aggressive touring followed, with [[
The ensuing years were remembered by few, least of all by the members of the band themselves. In a similar outlook to that on [[Woodstock]], at which the band played twice, the view is held that ‘if you remember it, you weren’t really there’. Fans blame Jacob Van Andel’s famous three days of sobriety for what is commonly held to be an abominable decline in the quality of their music midway through the nineties. Firstly, the introduction of an acoustic guitar into fan favourite blues-thrash epic "Wanking a Bleeding Heart" was nearly universally panned, but the indescribable vitriol the fans felt for their former heroes was only exacerbated by their commercial success on the release of their first video clip, for fan favourite jazzcore epic "Sperming on a Ruptured Fish Anus", which controversially featured primarily Van Andel [[Exactly What It Says
The band’s next release was a [[Greatest Hits Album]] [[In Name Only]], ostensibly drawing from their material from the 60s, 70s and 80s, though in actuality was merely the ''Taking A Shit EP'' with seven new songs, including a rerecording of crowd favourite "Stomp": ''The Baby Stompers All Time Classics of the 60's, 70's and 80's''. This album sold well, though fans noted that on the same day as it was released a new mix of fan favourite [[Overly Long Title|F16 or How I Learned about Male to Male Sexual Relations from that Weird 40 Year Old Guy at Summer Camp When I Was 8 Years Old in the Back of His Ute, I Was Dressed in a Small Petite Dress and Covered In Vaseline Before the Police Pulled up. This Led to Me Buying a MacBook Pro and Writing Depressing Indie Songs about my Sexual Sexperiences and that Seedy 40 Year Olds Should Not Be Trusted.]] was released, causing fans to believe that they had been slighted. [[TV Tropes]] strongly urges fans to collect all releases by this band, as only by exploring their immense back catalogue can a true appreciation for [[
The most common voices heard on [[
== The Real Story ==
In early 2010, [[
Then, with new members Ted and Dylan, ''The New Album: The Mowcore Era'' was started, with [[
Eventually, ''The New Album: The Mowcore Era'' was completed, minus one track which has been lost forever, "Crusty Milk".
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After their breakup, if anything [[
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Kevin: Kevin, the founder of the band, manager and vocalist. Known for his [[It's All About Me|ego]] and habit of firing members of the band on a whim. One of the most powerful influences on the band's style and lyrics.
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* 2010 - ''Stomping The Baby Demo''
* 2011 - ''Taking A Shit EP''
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* 2011 - ''The Last Album: It's Finished''
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* [[And Now for Something Completely Different]]: In ''The Baby Stompers All Time Classics of the 60's, 70's and 80's'', track four is a mellow, funky instrumental<ref>the first version of ''Mowing the Lawn''</ref> and track five is brutal [[Death Metal]] instrumental ''Stomp''. Track six goes back down half a dozen levels in the [[Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness]] with ''Taking A Shit''.
** This role is performed in ''The New Album: The Mowcore Era'' with "Acid and Party (feat. Dylan C)", then again with "DickAstley", "Fingering The Mother Bear", "Eclesiastic Sacerdotalistic Padre" and "So I Found This Vibrator There On eBay, Once". That album pretty much takes [[Genre Roulette]] [[Up to Eleven]].
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** The classic end to ''Mowing the Lawn'' - "It's gone!" (referring to cancer that has been mowed out of the narrator's lungs) is referenced with "It's gone!"
** ''Forbsey Freestyles'' is quoted here "Thanks for that!" as well as in ''Ben, Fuck'' with "Everybody listen up this way please. Thank you."
** Many songs, including the last song ever recorded by [[
* [[A Day in
** [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Hilariously]], in the background at one point you can hear:
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* [[Doing It for
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Jacob: All our songs are statements, and all our albums are visions. The vision we have here is “We can’t be fucked”.
Dylan: And that’s why the track We Can’t Be Fucked (Fuck You) is called We Can’t Be Fucked (Fuck You). }}
* [[Either or Title]]: "F16"... is one of these. See its entry under [[Overly Long Title]].
* [[Everything's Worse
* [[Exactly What It Says
* [[Fan Nickname]]: "F16 or How I Learned about Male to Male Sexual Relations from that Weird 40 Year Old Guy at Summer Camp When I Was 8 Years Old in the Back of His Ute, I Was Dressed in a Small Petite Dress and Covered In Vaseline Before the Police Pulled up. This Led to Me Buying a MacBook Pro and Writing Depressing Indie Songs about my Sexual Sexperiences and that Seedy 40 Year Olds Should Not Be Trusted." is generally referred to as "F16", for [[Overly Long Title|obvious reasons]].
* [[Genre Roulette]]: Songs are more or less written as entirely separate from one another. Though the claimed genre of all but ''The New Album: The Mowcore Era'' is [[Death Metal]], in reality the band alternates between [[Country Music]], [[Rock and Roll]], [[Blues]], [[Jazz]] and of course [[Death Metal]] roughly on a song-by-song basis. The most cohesive effort was the ''Wanking The Baby EP'', being all [[Death Metal]] and, by virtue of containing only one track, the ''Stomping The Baby Demo'' and ''The Last Album: It's Finished''.
* [[Incest Is Relative]]: "Family Values" contains many different types of incest.
* [[Intercourse
* [[Irony]]: "Mowing the Lawn" is about using a lawnmower to accomplish everything but. ''Everything but''. The one time mowing the lawn is actually mentioned...
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** Also, the song "Family Values" is about incest.
* [[Lyrical Tic]]: There are many examples of random 'fuck!'s and 'cunt's tossed in
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* [[Refuge in Audacity]]: Ignoring the degree to which all their songs can be said to be this lyrically, "Fingering The Mother Bear" goes for ''seventeen minutes and twenty-five seconds'', almost all of which is ambient male wailing and improvised synthesiser.
** Not to mention the uses to which a lawn mower is put, culimnating in cancer being ''mowed out of someone's lungs''.
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* [[Scare Chord]]: The intro to ''Fingering The Mother Bear'' is full of these, largely for [[Rule of Cool]].
* [[Scatting]]: A lot of the songs feature this to a minor degree.
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* [[Stylistic Suck]]: The vocals are intentionally low quality, but this trope especially applies to the album artwork, all of which comprises images crudely edited together in Macromedia Fireworks.
* [[Throw It In]]: Nearly every single lyric is created this way, with the band improvising over the top of the music. Some examples, in the interest of brevity only from ''The Baby Stompers All Time Classics of the 60's, 70's and 80's'':
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"Cow Dick": That's a [[Title Drop|cow dick]].
"Fuck": Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt...
"I Wanna Lay You Down By the Fire and Make Sweet Love to You While I Lovingly Caress Your Nipples": Nipples. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Fuck off Ted, I hate you.]]
"Ben, Fuck": Fuck, Ben!
And perhaps the greatest example of all...
"F16": ([[Beat]]) Fuuuck! }}
** A straighter example would be the flubbed "I'll shove ya badger into the fucking... sh-" which trails off into laughter from ''That's Gravy, Dick''.
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