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* In Mafia II, Chapter 10, apparently someone managed to fall and hit their head on a table. 5 or 6 times. And the bloodstain that occurs is a mite too big to be a accident, and it occurs about 6 feet away from the table. And the table lacks any bloodstains.
* At the end of [[Grand Theft Auto]] ''San Andreas'', your brother stops you from shooting [[Dirty Cop|Officer Tenpenny]], since he was already fatally wounded and this way it would be an 'accident' with 'no one to blame'. This might fly better if the car crash didn't come after a 5 minute wild chase through the entire city, with Tenpenny firing at you all the way, which started at a building that contains about 2 dozen dead gangsters. Then again, considering the quality of [[The Guards Must Be Crazy|police forces in GTA games]], perhaps it did work.
* Honorable mention from ''[[Portal (series)|Portal]]'' - upon entering the first level featuring an energy particle, [[G La DOSGLaDOS]] informs you that contact with such particles has been known to cause "certain disabilities, such as vaporization". (The "existence-impaired", I guess?)
 
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{{quote|'''Jack's Father:''' Thank goodness you're safe, Jack--did you do all this?
'''Jack:''' What?! ''No!'' Of course not! They all slipped and fell...headfirst...onto my fists.
''([[Beat Panel|beat]])''
'''Jack:''' ...uh, that one jumped onto a knife. }}
* ''[[Oglaf]]'' uses this as a new ending to the [http://oglaf.com/wolf/ Boy Who Cried Wolf] fable.