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{{haiku|
Why so serious?
Oh, that's right, it's because I
Blew up your girlfriend.
|Some Sort Of Troper}}
{{haiku|
Damn you, evil clown.
Now I guess I'll go and kill
Everyone but you.
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{{haiku|
These films are about
A man in a damn bat suit
And yet they kick ass!
|Elan}}
{{haiku|
Old franchise's death
Catalyzed bat-series and
Made it save itself.
|Planet-man}}
{{haiku|
Lots of lip-licking
And dragging out your "o"s can
Win you an Oscar.
|Planet-man}}
{{haiku|
Rollercoaster ride
of suspense and huge plot twists
Franchise is revived.
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{{haiku|
A movie about<br />A psychotic clown's fight with<br />The goddamn Batman!▼
A movie about
The goddamn Batman!
|DJ Marred}}
{{haiku|
This movie is great
{{quote|[[Jason Batman]]}}▼
But all I can think is
The sequel will flop.
{{haiku|
Chill kills his parents
Bruce masters anger and fear
A legend is born
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{{haiku|
The Joker Strikes Hard
Chaos fights against order
The Dark Knight triumphs
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{{haiku|
War comes to Gotham
Brutal Bane destroys all hope
The legend ends here.
|{{haiku|Agent John Bishop
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[[Category:The Dark Knight Saga]]
[[Category:Haiku]]
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